GERMANY is not LYING at all

Their health care system is 71 times better than the British one.

Or is it their superior genes?

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they took the threat seriously

They are simply superior people. Good thing we stomped them down hard while we had the chance. They easily would have killed the rest of us if not.

they test people without symptoms, while actually ill ones die without getting tested

They backstabbed everyone else and withheld the ordered medical equipment for themselves.

Even Sweden. How low do you have to be to backstab Sweden? Fucking germs.

We're lying too and our numbers aren't that good. They must be using secret holocaust technology to hide the bodies.

They don't test people with preexisting conditions. This is just like when they lied and said we were "stealing their vaccine" despite the fact they already received US funding

German healthcare is the best.

you have terminal cancer and caught corona? you died of corona

They stab the elders just before death so the main cause is not covid

The UK, Italy, Spain and France all have similar populations, cases and deaths. Germany are just straight up lying

So how's that herd immunity working out?

Spain is way behind in terms of population, half's the German

NOOOO DEMOCRATIC GERMANY CAN'T BE GOOD AT ANYTHING MERKEL IS EVIL SHE IS RUINING GERMANY. EVEN EAST GERMANY WAS BETER MUHHH PURE GENES MUHHH

>t-the numbers a-are fake

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Brilliant! This really shows you that honesty goes the furthest.

its just about hygiene. others must be filthy as shit.

There is no way Spanish government is even remotely competent enough to hide the true extent of the epidemic.

no

>Or is it their superior genes?
unironically yes

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It isn't, but sites like worldometers use official data so it doesn't matter. They'll just input whatever they say regardless of the constant arbitrary changes in criteria. The head of our crisis committee is literally a marketing consultant.

our healthcare system is just better, its not rocket science or some crazy conspiracy. Also helps that the average age of infected people was a lot younger than in Italy for example

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nigga, they are just excels that you change the numbers

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Similar to Brazilian then? Based on that graphic

They are just superior, I let their boys to step on my cock

imagine believing this

bs

Sweden is a pretty evil country. They keep calling themselves pacifists but they export a fuckton of weapons.

We can’t prove whos lying but we did prove to find the cure

the virus was created by german scientists to take over the world once other races are exterminated

The two are not mutually exclusive. It's not our fault that we're so good at war.