bossmans got the plug
/brit/
Matthew Kelly
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Brody Rivera
Inventing my first pc lads
Installed the cpu, ram, motherboard to the case
Haven't broken anything yet
Asher Nguyen
creasing, utterly delusional. Have fun voting for biden bro I think he really stands a chance!!!
Nathaniel Rogers
Jerky>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crisps of all kind
Asher Long
don't trust any slants never mind the dirty chinamen
look at how ridiculous this is: aatishb.com
all slants do is lie
Grayson Gonzalez
Who else from Swansea here?
Jose Foster
China lied, people died
Lincoln Clark
can hear the sound of a gun being loaded
Gavin Wood
>I used to coom on birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
Adrian Thompson
Rational Wiki
Justin Cox
Bowie wrote Life On Mars - he was allowed to fiddle any kids he liked by right
Ian Brooks
youtube.com
Brian Eno, a genius.
Aiden Cruz
Keep up the good work my friend, I'm sure it will all be OK in the end then you will be able to enjoy your new PC and have a sense of fulfillment :)
Easton Brooks
>big fuck off advert at the top of the thread with some fella groping a birds knockers
ah yes blue board btw
Bentley Campbell
China
>4,633 deaths in total
UK
>4,419 deaths in one day
we fucked up bad
Elijah Smith
You entitled millenials do realise that rent doesn't just go into the landlords pocket right?
The reason you are renting is because you can't afford a mortgage.
So a landlord takes that burden for you. Your rent then pays to stay in a place you otherwise couldn't afford, it helps pay off the buy to let mortgage he took out and also helps pay towards the maintenance of your abode and any repairs or damages you fuck up and cause
Grayson Gonzalez
kill, and i can't stress this enough, yourself
Xavier Smith
>TexasBukkake - Natalie Rae 1st GangBang and Bukkake
Connor Russell
For me it's Encyclopedia Dramatica
Nathan Kelly
Unironically wouldnt mind if there was another JFK (i mean like his style of presidency not his assassination, janny, dont ban me again for talking about killing presidents)
Michael Scott
>he votes for who he thinks has the best chance to win
Adam Perez
Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno
David Howard
This is GROUND CONTROL to MAJOR RORKE
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose jeans you wear
Now it's time to leave your next jeans
if you dare
Jaxon Reed
What a narcissist who almost ended the world
Juan Johnson
Played any good videogames on your Mac recently?
Ayden Fisher
GET 'IM JANNY
Connor Sanders
>"Scientific" racism
Angel Davis
There's no need to be upset. It was a fun 4 years of epic trolling on Twitter, but Soros is coming for his $200 million he loaned the Trump family which Trump can't pay back
Chase Wilson
Can you believe he's 71? I can't. And he continues to inspire and innovate with his latest album, "Mixing Colours".
Jose Jones
dont understand these
bought some from the range other day
never seen them before
Aiden Johnson
No you fool, Biden has no chance of winning AND is a no more moral choice than Trump
Nicholas Roberts
Since you are too stupid to use an ad blocker, I will assume you also do not use 4chanX.
In your case, add the highlighted sections to the Custom CSS window of the native extension and hit save to get rid of ads.
Anthony Scott
you're a millenial too diego
Juan Foster
Fuck off copealone you scumbag