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Manic Street Preachers

lads can you tell me if this is an okay email:

>A member of my group's been extremely elusive online for the past week. He's an international student and I understand his sister may be afflicted with the virus. I'm not sure this is enough to warrant an extension because I know he definitely doesn't have it but I was just wondering if we submit after midnight on Saturday, will we only get the 5% penalty or is the submission locked to not allow late submissions?
will he get angry at me asking this a day before the deadline or will be be sympathetic?
I sent that at 3am and reading it back I think it makes me sound cunty

Why?

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I wish i could find the one where he drops the tea
Legendary

formerly Timothy James Byrne

reckon i've got the alcoholism
literally can't keep alcohol in my house because i will drink it all

Top tier twinks are superior to females
Not debatable

too preachy

looks like a scuffed Amanda Knox

fucking gell

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Sounds it, never seen that one

How about just sending it on time

dont have any ice dont have a freezer

so true
I feel repulsed with myself after it happens
REPULSED
and I've never felt any affinity for the girl even a split second afterwards. I just want to be far away from her.

Uganda be kidding me

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youtube.com/watch?v=MDXjZnGebH4

how do you store your frozen dim sims and meat pies?

because a member of my group's been corona'd and he has all the important documents

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makes you feel quite liberated though. nice feeling imo

youtu.be/ULEjmhOkaMI
This?

dont know what that is

tell my wife I love her very much
she knows

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Just went a bit too far with taking the piss out of literally every misfortunate thing to happen to me. Don’t mind bantering me about stuff that’s not a big deal or stuff that is actually funny or embarrassing which happens frequently enough.

want to kiss andy samberg

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Ah ye olde Foxy Knoxy. I would. Even if it killed me.

ze ulteemate milankolic esscchhhperienshh iz ze escchperienshch of a loschhhh of deschhire eetzelf

Cursed thumbnail

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unaustralian

watching korean esports
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1588175814851.webm

arsenine

Nah, in the other one the cup falls on the ground

What are some good Switch games to play over lockdown?

Already have zelda, pokemon and goose game

the state of my room is absolutely embarrassing but cleaning it would take probably a whole day or more and i'm not arsed

The Planet is literally ending in minutes

remember this arc, was truly bizarre

Ever had a beer in the bath? It’s alright given the context

arrest them all

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about time

>I understand his family might be dying but I dont believe that's a justified excuse to inconvenience me
fucking state of you

Tonight's film: The Exorcism of Emily Rose by the Coward Robert Ford

what do you mean "remember this arc", it wasn't even a year ago and it was the most memorable thing he's done to date

Source?

Fucking bored. Pub doesn't open till 9 Sun-Wed.

youtu.be/eiCflMMpcdg?t=54

Never been in love mate?

Splatoon 2 until you’re playing during Japanese hours

just saying innit lad

/brit/ posters pretending they have sex and gfs will never not make me laugh

screeching
I didn't notice this at 3am you see.
brain turns into mush

She's good looking enough that I don't really care how she behaves up to and including murder

for me its blemmin zoots in the bath

fuck up

Sounds hilarious

Mario Odyssey, Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze, Bayonetta 1 & 2, Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition when it gets released

asinine post

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A few of them do. Not many.

I've thought I was several times
but then I coom and realise I'm not

youtube.com/watch?v=luDqbIZGgQM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can you even IMAGINE this being attempted in Britain? We can barely even get a high speed rail track built while the Japanese built theirs in the 60s

i legit have a gf. recently celebrated our 1 year anniversary.

Haven't felt a true connection with another human being since 2017

can't believe tranners think they could ever have actual feminine charm

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More of a Ninetales man myself

What the fuck was the point in calling it “Lucky Number Sleven”?

In fairness they did start from scratch

Fair enough. That moment when you bust and then look at the girl and just want to lie there with her happily is life affirming.

Good to hear it mate. Hope quarantine isn't causing any issues.

Couldn't handle a tights gf. Would just end up ripping them and trying to fuck her before she eventually runs out of tights.

You can literally drive from one end of the UK to the other in a day. No real need for shit like that.

this is the kind of shit billionaires should be investing in instead of sitting on their wealth

are greta lads

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Rorke hurtling down a hyperloop

Gran had a fall and broke her hip so needs an operation, she's 95, what are her chances lads?

What’s happening wasters

How many billionaires take the train?

What part of Australia should I move to when this all over lads?

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Married to a trad girl who was a virgin when I met her, she was also the third virgin I slept with and I’ve only slept with virgins. The hilarious part is there is no way anyone on Yas Forums who would believe me

Looks like some fly eyes to me

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Even if they did build one it would just link West London to East London or some shit

business idea: hyperloop bollock smasher

very funny

No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

mental how any girls who is even remotely attractive has at least one fuckbuddy

cannot fathom the minds of people who want to drop £37bn so the train journey from Leeds to Manchester takes 32 minutes rather than 48 minutes

Nice call back, I like it

Alice Springs

Not being funny. If you were talking about a hypersonic corporate jet i could see billionaire interest.

le thin hair chin girl

did any of you see Die Welle?

>The hilarious part is there is no way anyone on Yas Forums who would believe me
nice lampshading

It's a hurr-durr project.

if you're a tarq, sydney
if you're leftypol, melbourne
if you're a contrarian, perth
if you're a virgin freak, adelaide
if you're based, brisbane

Don't underestimate the Northern Powerhouse pal

Why do Indians insist on launching space rockets and trying to build hyperloops (;pay White people to build one), when their country is literally a toilet with enormous poverty?

Lampshading? *checks urban dictionary*

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you think people only invest in things they plan to use in person? no ones brain is that feeble mate, stop horsing around

Britain is a shithole run by torys

brissie

Not enough sniffs

pmsl

Now you’ve done it.