Why are Germans and Scandis obsessed with frozen pizzas? They even have individual slices in microwavable pouches...

Why are Germans and Scandis obsessed with frozen pizzas? They even have individual slices in microwavable pouches. Who the fuck is desperate enough to eat that?

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it has this unique texture and consistency when you heat it properly that it makes it very homely

It's the perfect "easy food" when you are lazy or in a hurry.
Grandiosa's frozen pizzas are really good so there's that. Around 2.5 USD for a 400g pizza isn't bad either.
It's pretty much the only thing I ate during my time in High school and Uni. It's our version of ramen noodles.

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That's Finnish

Simple, tasty, cheap, every grocery store has lots of choices.

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its gud

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>grandiosa

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That's pretty cool, I'd love to try some

>They even have individual slices in microwavable pouches. Who the fuck is desperate enough to eat that?
What's wrong with that? They are the perfect snack.

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Pizza burger looks interesting, I'd like to try that too

They're a lot better than you think.

I'm surprised it isn't as popular in the States as it is here. I mean, come on.

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microwaving frozen pizza is top cringe
you are meant to leave it somewhere for an hour or two so it melts on it's own and stays a bit cold. cold cheese best cheese only fat fags disagree

>They're a lot better than you think
This. Every single time an exchange student has tried them they get surprised in a positive way.
They are really good.

>microwaving frozen pizza
What? They go in the oven for 10-12 minutes.
What kind of pizza even fits in a microwave?

It's extremely popular here, I think that poster is just unusual. (frozen pizzas are KINO)

That's true, we love our pizza

Does Sudan have frozen pizza?

Based. What's your biggest brand? Ours is Grandiosa without competition.

I meant the frozen pizza slices, you don't see those here

Digornio's is by far the biggest. Red Baron is another big one. Sam's Choice is my favorite; they're at Walmart's and Sam's Club if you ever want to try one and are in America. They've got beautifully thick crusts and great flavors; buffalo style chicken is my favorite, but they have tons of great ones.
Ah okay. I've seen them a hand full of times.

>. Sam's Choice is my favorite; they're at Walmart's and Sam's Club if you ever want to try one and are in America
Nice. I'm (well I was supposed to) to go to Oregon for about 8-9 days now in July before I move to Nassau. If that happens by some miracle now I'm gonna try those out.
>buffalo style chicken is my favorite
I'll make sure that's the one I check out.

I have never tries a frozen pizza. Do you need a microwave oven for that? I have no microwave oven

Chicken bacon ranch is another good kind if they're out of buffalo style (they often are at my store).
>move to Nassau
Why're you moving there? Sounds like a comfy place to move, but seems income might be scarce unless you have remote work or passive income (doubt the latter though considering you're Swedish).

Nah, you make them in the real oven. Usually 225 degrees (celsius) for 10-12 minutes or until it's it looks done. They won't fit in a microwave oven.

Because their native dishes consist of monstrosities like pytt i panna och surströmming

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Individual slices are for poor migrants like us, unable to afford the full pizza there

Used to eat it back home

Yeah, Nassau will probably turn into a Haiti tier shithole without tourists.

>Chicken bacon ranch
These are words I'm not used to hearing together kek. Sounds awesome though, will try it out.
>Why're you moving there?
My grandma moved there back in 87 and she passed away last year, God bless her soul, she left me her house and quite a lot of money.

>monstrosities like pytt i panna
Bruh... Pytt i panna is potatoes, meat, onion and veggies hacked into tiny squares and fried in a pan with butter. It's top tier comfy food.

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