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Going for the third poo of the day, is this healthy?

dire gimmick
sort yourself out freak

Thank God Russia liberated us Scots from english oppression

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Going to wank in the sink

so bored

Favourite liquor

anything between 3 poos a day to 1 poo every 3 days is "normal"
you're pushing it though

less funny the second time

only boring people get bored

better out than in

Nah you can have an index fund as part of or all of your portfolio in a stocks and shares ISA

They're very widely reccomended and considered the safe option. the FTSE 100 tracks the 100 biggest companies on the london stock exchange and has a very good track record of trending upwards over time

there's loads of other index funds too, it just happens to be a good time to invest in an index tracking the FTSE 100 as it will bounce upwards at some point when the economy gets going after lockdown

the good old days

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Fuck, pretty sure I'm gonna have another before the day is out

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>so bored

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right
changed all of my passwords relating to that specific email account
now to breathe

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anywhere in particular i can read more about this? like independent unbiased information.

Can the investment mongs please FUCK OFF how many times do you have to have this conversation?

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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pic rel. is a good book if you can be bothered... highest level conclusion = index funds are the best bet for most people

/r/ukpersonalfinance is a good casual source for info

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The NATO nazis are planning a war of annihilation against China and the Western Left will still do nothing but sneer at China

Oath

excellent post

Alri Emma.

This. same shit day in day out

mental how she's resisting the urge to fling herself off that balcony

good

Yeah not /brit/
Fuck off

might invest some money in a thing. any lads know anything about that?

/brit/ hasn't changed in a decade kid, what makes you think it's going to start now?

china has 8000 years of civilisation
america has mcdonalds and war crimes

okay
im bored

missing the sun lads
this shit weather is no good at all

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Cringe

thanks lads

But I'm not emma

why is it so awkward walking back after u bowl in bowlin

why does it matter when you're not even allowed outside

I hope they do.

try walking back after you've been fucked in the behind

>noo we all need to be heckin allies because our ideologies are barely similar!

you've not drunk enough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_fund

This is how you know the website/app you use isn't gonna fuck you out of your money as up to £85k is protected by the government

thisismoney.co.uk/money/saving/article-6868605/New-rules-rescue-investors-Fortress-protects-85-000-cash-investments.html

forbes.com/sites/davidwismer/2014/03/02/warren-buffett-investing-advice-for-you-and-my-wife-and-other-quotes-of-the-week/

>In fact, for his wife (and her future trustee) he has the following plan:

What I advise here is essentially identical to certain instructions I’ve laid out in my will. One bequest provides that cash will be delivered to a trustee for my wife’s benefit…My advice to the trustee could not be more simple: Put 10% of the cash in short-term government bonds and 90% in a very low-cost S&P 500 index fund. (I suggest Vanguard’s.) I believe the trust’s long-term results from this policy will be superior to those attained by most investors…

/brit/ has discussions about the same topics a lot yes, but it’s LITTERLY the same thing every time with the stocks mongs.
>hurrr im investing in this look at my returns
>hurrr how do I do that?
etc etc

in my case it would be because I binned it in the gutter haha

we are allowed outside, just with various restrictions
plus the sun just makes everything better; nicer light, warmer, makes you less depressed

RUSH CRASH PARANOIA

Good post but fuck both of them

Anti China scrotes shall be wiped out by the PLA.

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What is your drink of choice?

What you doing in Latvia mikey?

most posters here are fat and ginger and have a sweat problem lad. /brit/ fears the sun.

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Cornish artist Amanda Richardson hand dyes fabrics to create textile collages of details of landscape: rocks, water and plants

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Looking forward to The Last of Us 2, lads?

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what a fraud this guy was

need a shenyang J-16 to drop a beidou 1000kg laser guided bomb on top of my bollocks asap

poo

poo

>uni keeps emailing me about hastily organised tutorials half an hour to an hour before they start
fuck sake, I was about to go out for a run

GIWTWM

youtube.com/watch?v=ezxm9w77JKI

Australia is a colonial shithole with no culture that exterminated its natives and yet thinks it has the right to lecture China on anything. Horrible little turd of a country full of criminal lumpenproles.

his latest videos are shocking. he was carried by his video editor

how

alri chang

nice one. will check out vanguards site now and see whats what

how so?

they hated him because he told the truth

the so called arrogant student

This applies to Austria and Asturia too

big fan of this work of minimalist surrealism masquerading as a graph

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it's a woman you twat

thicc cuban slag

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Same formula reviewing shitty processed food making the same jokes and being ccarried by peoples infatuation with black slang.

the specimens

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Fuck off, Chink.

FINALLY of the phone from gfberg
she thinks im asleep not I will actually be up for the next two hours LOL

corrrrr

mental how whenever the troubles get brought up on reddit there are tens of Americans posting about how unionists are occupying rightful Irish land without a hint of irony or acknowledgement that they're not indigenous to North America

Why did God make women, when they're so clearly deficient? Trying to understand His purpose on this one, but I can't wrap my noggin around it

my investment strategy? I bought a lottery ticket for tonight

dreading going back to toil

best site to look at amateur slags arseholes? dont want professional photos. just want girls in their bedrooms getting their gashes and arseholes out. any suggestions?

ok

wtf is that

got to stick your willard somehwere

benis in bagina

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they are right though

klinefelter syndrome?

reddit rear pussy

My life would be so bloody comfy right now if I were eligible for furlough-bux

women are only like that because of culture

dumb coomer

nobody is indigenous to america, even your precious red people immigrated there

honestly reckon a valid business idea would be larping as the IRA and sending out a few emails to american industrialists asking for a few thousand automatic weapons
they'd basically sign off on it without a second thought, just send out a trawler to pick them up and then resell them to the third world for the market rate

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what is it about england that is just so grim?

yeah you can get nice professional photos of some places but the normal pictures people take in and around there homes almost always have grim looking surroundings

native americans did fuck all with all that land though

we just don't have an appreciation of aesthetics at a civic level any more

grey skies

reddit has loads of amateur subs full of women posting themselves

such as?

Ivorian artist Laetitia Ky Ivory Coast joined the #MeToo campaign against global sexual harassment/abuse by sculpting her hair

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why did god create thicc arses would be a better quaestion, they play no role during normal sex

even tho he aint got any facial aesthetic and that he is playing the game well

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the prospective black gf

very fit bird at the post office
scandi looking, blond with a few freckles. slim but a massive arse like young jada stevens.

it's illigal to even impersonate a terrorist even if it is just to scam dumb yanks or muslims out of their money, had a similar thought

luv '67 london

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pic related is you i take it?

reddit.com/r/rearpussy/

reddit.com/r/facedownassup/

reddit.com/r/AssholeBehindThong/

and many more

wearing a plaid like a toga, feeling very patrician lads

what is a scandi look, as opposed to a brit look? arr wypipo rook same

try r/plumpbuttholes lad

London probably was actually quite comfy once upon a time, completely changed now though

>you enter the bathrooms at spoons
>190 is there jangling his keys about
>190 whips out his law degree and a bag of coke
>"YES LAD" he yells at you, offering you a key
what do you do?

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Lads, what should I wear to an interview for a casual position in customer service/reception? I don't think a suit would be appropriate (don't own one either).

even crazier is how redditors post here

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think like all cities its been fucked up by traffic

The more I look the worse it gets.

Tell him he looks more 190kg than 190cm.

filter him

reply YES LAD and have a cheeky snort

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Button up shirt and a jumper with the collar sticking out pair of jeans

still can't believe what bloody lachie's gotten himself into this time

and foreigners

Teehee bit of an earner arent i?

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Wish this style would come back desu
Can I wear my beanie with all my anime pins as well?

i agree actually. i think it's a pretty comfy looking style too

just a button up collared shirt lad with some nice pants
should get a suit though, I own like four

bus drivers still dress like this in australia
they're all 18 stone ancient cunts who've been driving buses since time immemorial

this but chinos instead of jeans

Fuck off

And where do you think the Irish came from? Do you think they just sprung out of the ground?

tim mode

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rate my meme

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$299 for a shirt? wtf?

>chinos
it's not 2015 anymore mate

Long sleeve or short sleeve? Tie or not?

watching beard meets food
wonder does he be bloated as fuck for days after his videos

don't like rape storylines on telly
makes me feel ill