I just found out I'm gay, bros

Dealing with women made me wish I was gay too.

Mom asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't know how to respond.

My mom and grandma says I am. Some girls like to touch my back and my arms when talking to me. Some guys at the gym tells me I have nice muscles. I think I look okay in the mirror. But I look bad in pictures (according to myself).

That’s how he knew.

Based, on top of that Portuguese women are batshit crazy

>Mom asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't know how to respond
That's how I accidentally drunkenly came out to my parents

are you a top or bottom? if you're a top you're not really that gay but if you're a bottom you're really gay lmao

let me fuck you
sex sex sex

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COPE
you are really gay either way

If I used my magic Jew powers to give you a qt gf who uses Yas Forums just like you, would you accept?

No it's ancient roman wisdom, there are degrees of faggotry. Pitching is kinda gay but not as gay as catching.

How did they react?

Nope being a top means asserting dominance.

how old are you?

Good. I felt really embarrassed after though.
If I'm verse does that mean I'm average amount of gay?

>Mom asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't know how to respond.
>asexual
Not having an answer proves nothing.
>Why don't you smoke cigarettes?
Uh I dunno I guess I must not like it.(never tried)

dilate tranners

I've known several girls from Yas Forums and I even met up with one who flew to meet me. We just chilled though.

I don't know I'm not gay, go ask an Italian it was their thing.

>I've known several girls from Yas Forums and I even met up with one who flew to meet me
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU FAGGOT WHERE MY Yas Forums GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>flew to meet me.
>We just chilled though.
nigga you are gay

Are you from Ontario?

There are no girls on Yas Forums, what you saw were optical illusions, mirages.

are you autistic? she probably expected more.

desu Israel seems kinda far for some online thot to go to

It was one of those elective paid conferences she had for work, and she could either choose to do it or not. I told her, hey, you're getting paid for it, might as well treat it like a small paid vacation. Since I live in the city you're visiting, I could show you around. She was a few years older than me, but she looked young for her age. I don't think she is into me, but we've known each other for years and I think she views me as a friend.

not how it works m8

cope from gays who probably think that if HE'S a feminine trap then it's not gay.

Listen Avi, I will fuck you up the bum, and no that doesn't make me gay