Why are they so much better than their neighbours?

Curly hair girls are still my weakness. I always feel like I want one but don't deserve it

I married a skinny Jew with straight hair. I fucked up in every way.

same

Unbelievably based

Because they have Albanian culture (mountain law, blood vengeance, etc) and genes (highest E1b1b1a admixture in the Balkans) without "tosk" albanians dragging them down

And by "tosk" I mean slavo-greek mutts

So why don't you go back?

>Because they have Albanian culture
>Christians that speak a Slavic language
What?

slavic is just a nigger tier european language group emanating from somewhere in ukraine and imposed upon weak balkanoids who bended over to every conqueror who fucked their pathetic asses

Faith and language are pretty superficial, I can convert to orthodox and learn Amharic but it doesn't make me Ethiopian

Croatia is better than CG in every way. Montenegro has zero infrastructure, they don't have a proper highway, their railways are africa tier and their only sea port is small.

Why was Montenegro the only state Serbia let leave the union peacefully? Especially because they were their only access to the sea? You’d think they would’ve fought harder for that

>Faith and language are pretty superficia
I don't think you understand how culture works in these parts. If I convert to Catholicism everyone would call me a Croat, even my own father would call me a 'pokatolica' and a 'Hrvat'.

And speaking Serbian is what separates me from a Bulgarian. We're basically the same genetically.

Also this. Croatia is superior in basically every way

OP clearly has no knowledge on montenegro

Most soy reasons for so called superiority I've ever seen. Fellating Germans for 1000 years to get some nice highways and letting your beaches crawl with tourists is not superiority. Superiority is mental, spiritual

>Faith and language are pretty superficial
Maybe in muttland. In Europe they are the most important carriers of culture

So you think blood vengeance and subhuman tribal behaviour is spiritual and moral supremacy? Croatia shits on Montenegro and that's a fact everyone in ex yugoslavia acknowledges

this
slovenia > croatia > serbia > montenegro > bosnia > macedonia >>>>>>>>>>>>> kosovo
That's the official ranking

Fake stats, money laundering, drug and cigarette smuggling. We aren't that different to Serbia, only a bit more corrupt and a lot more authoritharian.
>Albanian culture
No such thing.
>genes
Yeah that's why we're 185 cm on average and Albos are 10 cm shorter.

We are ethnic Serbs and irregardless of how much you push this meme we'll always be ethnic Serbs.

>Bosnia above Macedonia

Because they aren't retards, "fighting hard for it" would just create bad blood.
They did the smart thing, as Montenegrin separatism is only going downhill as an ideology since we separated.

Tribe is literally the most natural human organizational unit you can have though

North Albanians are >1.8m on average and maloks are around the same height as monteniggers

>We are ethnic Serbs and irregardless of how much you push this meme we'll always be ethnic Serbs.
You are, yes, you're not a Montenegrin

have you been to macedonia lad?

>Tribe is literally the most natural human organizational unit you can have though
t. watched Varg once

>Tribe is literally the most natural human organizational unit you can have though
Then fuck off to Somalia and get decapitated by a local warlord because you insulted his nephew

Yeah, me, whose family has lived here in Old Montenegro for as far as record goes, am not a Montenegrin, some Turk-cum-guzzling Muslim turd presently snatching purses in USA gets to decree who I am :D

ahh, balkanoid thread

Varg's a retard but if he said that he's right. Switzerland, the best and most free country in the world, is unsurprisingly one of the most decentralized and is by constitution a confederation. Obviously, their organizational units might be somewhat bigger than a tribe (depends on the tribe, but probably) but the general idea remains the same.