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he has his moments
same with schizo
amer can fuck off to the shadow realm tho

Have you ever been told you look like a celebrity?

For me its Errol Flynn

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Lets get the facts behind the racist anti-China propaganda of opportunist politicians and their hand - rags.
From the Horses mouth:

China has provided the UK with over 21 million pieces of PPE and more than 1,000 ventilators over the last three weeks, according to the UK government.
From April 2 to 25, the UK government said it had chartered 20 medical equipment flights back from China with the equipment.
The British embassy in Beijing is continuing to Service (Nwork with the UK Department of Health to source donations of medical equipment from China and bring it back for use in the British National Health HS).

British Ambassador to China Dame Barbara Woodward said that she was "delighted that we have been able to deliver huge quantities of lifesaving equipment for the NHS and our social care services.

"Our strong trade relationship with our Chinese partners has meant that we have been able to source the right equipment and we have seen both UK and Chinese firms contribute to our joint fight against COVID-19," she added.

"We are working round the clock to bolster the NHS supplies and save lives and we are seeking further deliveries as a matter of urgency."
The British embassy in Beijing has reportedly been working with staff from the UK Department for International Trade, Foreign Office, UK Visas and Immigration and the Ministry of Defence to deal with the logistics and coordination.

The China Civil Aviation Authority granted the UK special permission to allow passenger airlines British Airways and Virgin Atlantic to take the cargo.

London's Guys and St Thomas hospital was just one of the recipients of the supplies.
e of the novel coronavirus story as it has unfolded. Here you can read the essential information about the crisis.

Get the facts.

you ever notice how men hating their wives is really common but you never hear about blokes who hate their girlfriends

mad much better looking russian women are

Name?

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Had a couple great nights at the previous toil where it was just me and my tunes on full blast

yeah robert pattinson but to ensure i didn't get a big head they clarified that although i resemble him i am still considerably less attractive

Handsome devil arent you?

where are the facts then

don't care
fuck off

NOOOO THE CIA TOLD ME CHINA BAD

thank you for letting us buy your sub standard shit based CHINA!

Well you’re not gonna propose to someone you hate

Give tea, anglo bros

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evan peters, but as that school shooter

unfortunately she has fish lips now
youtube.com/watch?v=n0l1AGzPnpY

often want to sign up to dating sites for a gander but do not even remotely want to give them any personal information

Me in 3 years fighting f*Rstoids in WW3

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No

Mates sister insists I look like him but everyone else vehemently disagrees

she took the bog pill bro...

youtube.com/watch?v=n0l1AGzPnpY

hate my girlfriend but im punching well above my grade and i love sticking my dick in her

About to take a big fat smelly poo

Noice

reckon she's got the hots for ya mate

Kaliningrad
what the fuck is up with that

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rupert grint all the time when i was younger because there are at all times only 3 male ranga actors that the average person is aware of

their facial features are too low down on their faces

Wtf, was all of this for nothing?? I'll take it forcefully!

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want them around my gorgeous cock

gf keeps talking about the bruises I give her on her tits and arse but doesn't want me to stop

Lancashire

Ching gong ting fong bing ting rang ang Ching pong ong ong pong ang tang hing- rang.
Fong tong Hong mong:

Ching hang pong tong Kong wong ong twong ming ping ong Ping ang mong tang thong ving ong teng lang ting weng, acong tong teng Kong gong.

Former United Kingdom of Britonia

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how do you bruise her tits? biting?

Yeah wouldn’t be surprised honestly

reckon if the devil were real i'd sell my soul to him for wealth and power and stuff because i'd be going to hell anyway

only good looking english girls are middle class white girls between 14-28

Russia got dismantled but no one else had a core on it.

Just grabbing them.

it's just like my HOI4

Irish part removed still north irish part is there but i added blue of scotland and hills of cambria instead of the irish blue since ireland is not even in the uk only north ireland whichhas the red X already

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Russia got chose as a testing ground for communism because it was a poor shit hole

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slightly excessive portion of leftover shepherds pie for lunch today

tatar phenotype
youtube.com/watch?v=0AZ2v5sVqZs

Strange how ive gathered from /brit/ different classes have different looking people in the uk. Dont think its like that here

is it true that you need a facebook account for tinder?
big databerg has everyone on the ropes if so

Alri Emma.

Strategic port
Used to be loads of them, the yanks and frogs still do it to some extent but not quite to the point of having exclaves
Was reading an article about how Joseph Banks expected there were going to be a heap of them established here

The dark blue is already for Scotland you clueless twat.

Hours just vanish into tiktok, it's fucking weird how many times you can watch the exact same shit

remember when alan posted and people would reply with take away orders

don't know why people criticise older films for being cliche when at the time they were released it wasn't a cliche

TROUBLES BY THE SCORE

It's originally for ireland. And it makes more sense for the blue to be the same as in the scottish flag.

Hola departmento basado?

youtube.com/watch?v=hX-ALKX_AWo

What's the downside of Russian women?

Lol true that app is trash but addicting. Literally people just steal and idea verbatim

the scale of economic damage of coronavirus depends on the extent to which we can implement communism to maintain the operations of capitalism while they are idle.

>Strange how ive gathered from /brit/ different classes have different looking people in the uk.
I feel embarrassed that you would honestly believe the shut posted on her by thick cunt ignorant zoomers.

yeah those apps also punish you if you input less data into them

esp bumble and hinge

I'm not emma

yes

>It's originally for ireland.
No it isn't, it's from the Great Britain flag.

Literally ironic

Thoughts?

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reminder: /brit/ is stagnant. What was once a font of creativity is now a decaying husk

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hello you cunts

>dutch flag
no

ahh yes I signed up for this website to do a course at toilberg's request and now I've had several attempts in china and vietnam to log into my email account and several other accounts, and I had a spam account add me on snapchat via my phone number

Bitchy, gold-diggers, alcoholics

never understood if andy samberg poster is a satire of emmayank or if he actually is gay for andy samberg

A russian wife is the life goal

Im so gullible darn me

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The one I know is super nice and can't tolerate alcohol

its the same freak who posts boring shit about cricket and sideways photos of his ugly mug

There is no Dutch flag there

Flames to dust
Lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end?

based
hate gays

!?

Russian wife happy life

nah don't think that's him desu

What do you even do in this situation

Be better

it is

If you are going 2 put the welsh flag next to english flag you should change it from the red dragon to the cross of st. david or just move the red dragon next to a different country

>coronavirus has killed more yanks than the Vietnam war

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I know Russians like tea, what kind are you drinking right now?

I always thought it was Fentanyl/Manchester bender

But he's also the AC:Odyssey faggot

Literally had a great post in my head but i forgot it

great post

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Soccer>rugby>cricket

>yank
>great post
Don't think so.

I'll just change my passwords for everything
I mean I have two factor authorisation on everything that matters anyway, but it'd be nice to lock them out better just in case

FOY

Given the age range of coronavirus deaths, it's likely many of the people dying from it are veterans of the Vietnam War.

>Soccer
Americanised cunt

had my plug in all day lads x

for me it's abe's odyssey

>I eata da spaghetti

>le trad russian wife
complete meme

don't understand this type of comparison when illnesses of all kinds have killed more people than wars

Standard black tea

Its soccer bitch footy is rugby or afl end of

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the only thing worse than russians are the scottish and welsh

you are the first person in this thread to use the word 'trad' lol
russian women are just pretty, that's all there is to it.

name on mikey

Literally enduring all this shit so that we don't have another 'flu

Yeah, people also forget there are about 350 million yanks, this amount of deaths is to be expected.
I suspect China’s numbers are similar

yank freak bastard

ah yes autistic virgins screaming about western women again
>NOOOO I NEED A PERFECT HECKIN VIRGININO WOMAN!!!

that guy is a prolific /cric/ poster (like at least 5% of /cric/ posts are about him... is grim), goes by the name 'zachy'... he's not bent afaik

find it suspicious that the government wont bail out airlines. reckon they know the airlines are exaggerating the problem for free benes and will rebound when everyone can go a holiday again

I apologise for my mate here, he doesn't always remember where he is

My bad, so used to yanks lusting after Eastern European women thinking they are like yank women from the 50s

>ctrl+f "virgin"
>ctrl+f "western women"
not seeing any of this. are you also this poster btw you seem to be getting angry about something that is not happening in this thread

wiki.opengeofiction.net/wiki/index.php/List_of_country_codes
Think ive found extreme amounts of autism. Someone has created an entire planet with backstories for all the countries, flags, internet domain endings, phone area codes and what not. Insanely bizarre. For me, its gotta be Abrilleron or Allendea

Yeah, the guy who played the Elephant Man