/brit/

eating chinky for dinner edition

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downloaded tiktok

I'm going to wank myself into a coma at this rate

No anime

>crispy shredded beef
based

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

ahh yes the old boomer architects are upset that they can't submit applications by post at the moment
>noo muh business!!
just use the planning portal like every sane person does
you cunts
gargh

oh my fucking peng

meat to carb ratio a bit high imo, but still

just bought xbox ultimate game pass for £10.99 actually a lot of good games in here, would recommend to any of you that are looking for cheap entertainment

On this day in British History

>1429 – Joan of Arc arrives to relieve Orléans under siege from the English
>1707 – English and Scottish parliaments accept Act of Union; creates the United Kingdom of Great Britain (comes into being 1st May)
>1781 – American Revolutionary War: British and French ships clash in the Battle of Fort Royal off the coast of Martinique.
>1864 – Battle of Gate Pa: 1,700 British troops suffer their worst defeat of the New Zealand Wars at the hands of 230 entrenched Maori warriors in Tauranga
>1910 – The Parliament of the United Kingdom passes the People's Budget, the first budget in British history with the expressed intent of redistributing wealth among the British public.
>1916 – World War I: The UK's 6th Indian Division surrenders to Ottoman Forces at the Siege of Kut in one of the largest surrenders of British forces up to that point.
>1916 – Easter Rising: After six days of fighting, Irish rebel leaders surrender to British forces in Dublin, bringing the Easter Rising to an end.
>1944 – World War II: British agent Nancy Wake, a leading figure in the French Resistance and the Gestapo's most wanted person, parachutes back into France to be a liaison between London and the local Maquis group.
>1945 – World War II: The Captain-class frigate HMS Goodall (K479) is torpedoed by U-286 outside the Kola Inlet becoming the last Royal Navy ship to be sunk in the European theatre of World War II.
>2011 – The Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton takes place at Westminster Abbey in London.

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imagine eating that slop in times like these after what they've done, you bring shame to australia you

on road with the white stuff

$24

>xbox

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1770 – On his first voyage, British explorer James Cook and the crew of HMS Endeavour (replica pictured) landed at Botany Bay near present-day Sydney, making the first recorded European contact with the eastern coast of Australia.

fuck off with your humble brag, there's no bitches here to try and impress.

Bit gay to be packing around splooge mate.

>still rangebanned from Yas Forums because of cunnyposters

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it was a CIA bioweapon as far as im concerned

brag?
I'm just blogposting whilst working from home

missed that one

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Moni has just uploaded this morning's pics to her onlyfans lads, one word : PHWOARRRRR, so glad she started doing double uploads each day(one in the morning and evening), WELL worth the $10/month

Good post as always
Good addendum

yeah like some cia person pinned one down and forced him to eat a bat

link?

or is actually having a paid job that isn't delivery work at the moment considered braggable?

botany bay
have a great day
bring all the family down to-
botany bay!

mumberg watching the mandolorian for the seventh time

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Has there ever been a shiter gimmick?

Ill be honest it was weird as fuck when I heard a guy speak who sounded 100% white Aussie but he was a 6'5 charcoal Sudanese cunt

thinking of making a quick script to score posts on Yas Forums based on flags of replies
>NW Europe : 1 point
>Meds : 0.7
>Slavs : 0.5
>Thirdies : 0.25
>Americans : -0.4

I know it's been said a million times before, but god imagine the smell

Tyler the Creator - Igor/Flower Boy
Big Thief - UFOF
Graham Central Station - Graham Central Station
Donny Hathaway - Donny Hathaway
Johnny Cash - Live at Folsom Prison
Deafheaven - Sunbather
Kurt Vile - Wakin on a Pretty Daze
Shannon and The Clams - Dreams in the Rat House
Earl Sweatshirt - Some Rap Songs
Los Saicos - Demolición

you know what the fuck you did

Isn't it Australia day

ah yes the shit gimmick is here

ACAB

Added 10/month to my filters list

you have to earn the link, she doesn't give it out to just anyone, unless you've been a loyal follower of monica and have defended her, you won't be seeing anything, sorry.

Living with parents
Savings money in a Lifetime ISA
Only pay £100 a month rent
Kino.

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So hungry bros

moni, or amber?

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Yeah mate no worries

don't raise your voice sir you're scaring the poor animals

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Never worked in my life. Are people as mean as they sound on The Thick of It?

guess i'll spend my money elsewhere then

live with my parents but hate the fact I do and never openly admit it

who is this aimed at? I'm 6'2 bro

The majority of a year off lad

imagine filtering m0n1c4 lmao, you pathetic runt

moni lad

love how I live like a king because I'm with my parents so therefore have no expenses but I literally couldn't even afford weekly rent on a shit apartment if I lived alone
can just buy whatever I want without any repercussions atm

why doesn't poley just pick a muslim name like aisha or something

He better not that's my fucking cousins name

Saw something in the news about captain cook 250th anniversary thought it was that

Fuck Poh from MasterChef hit the wall

you somehow made your gimmick shitter
I'm actually impressed

always quite liked the name amber 2bh nice name your cousin has

CRIKEY!
FACKIN 'ELL AMBAH CHECK OUT THE SOIZE AH DAT CROC EH?

the thick of it makes me really uncomfortable. the offices theyre in are always drab and miserable. everyone is a sad stressed neek and theyre constantly working early, working late, working weekends. no other show makes me feel this way really.

Reading about the conquest of the Canary Islands lads, must have been mental being a conquistadors fighting literal caveman

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>the offices theyre in are always drab and miserable. everyone is a sad stressed neek and theyre constantly working early, working late, working weekends
Which is why it's still to this day, the most accurate political show on tv.

He did tons of shit
Australia Day is when the first fleet full of settlers landed

Any /London/ man in looking for a quick quarantine bumming?

earn 60 grand a year but my life is miserable

dont ever bother working hard lads

*long throws this post into the thread like Rory Delap*

fine, your loss lad

who? there's only a woman in that picture

what gimmick are you talking about?

Fair

Who really conquered whom in the end?

I'd like to cook British cuisine
What's a good beginner meal?

Just watched a video compilation of all the goals scored from his throw ins

keep getting lint caught under my foreskin

its your loss because if you provided a link you'd have 1 extra sub. youre a bit of a brainlet aren't you amer

I don't treat you like an idiot, please give me the same courtesy

yep popped up on my recommends as well, thus inspiring me to make that post

get a better cumsock

bean on toast and pint of Doombar