/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico

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PENIS

xth for premature ejaculation

He lurks in the shadows..

the urge to grab my battle ready katana and larp as an adventurer on an epic quest is strong

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der porker...

I dig the pic. Looks like a cool spot to wonder around at

loved one death joke:
Abner was seated at his wife's sickbed, weeping uncontrollably, when his wife,mustering the dregs of her strength, drew herself up to one elbow.

" 'Abner,' she whispered, 'Abner, I cannot go to my Maker without con-fessing my misdeed.'

" 'Not now,' muttered the stricken husband. 'Not now, my dear. Lie backand rest.'

" 'I cannot,' she cried. 'I must tell, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one monthago—'

" 'Hush, dear,' soothed Abner. 'I know all about it. Why else have Ipoisoned you?' "

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its very comfy out there but it is quite the walk

dont let your dreams be dreams

The last time I was in the psych ward the negro attendant served us green string beans, macaroni, and baked beans.

Now I knew perfectly well you didn’t serve two kinds of beans together at a meal. Beans and carrots, or beans and peas, maybe, but never beans and beans. The Negro was just trying to see how much we would take.

I ate as much as I could of the baked beans. Then I rose from the table, passing round to the side where the nurse couldn’t see me below the waist, and behind the Negro, who was clearing the dirty plates. I drew my foot back and gave him a sharp, hard kick on the calf of the leg.

The Negro leapt away with a yelp and rolled his eyes at me. “Oh Miz, oh Miz,” he moaned, rubbing his leg. “You shouldn’t of done that, you shouldn’t, you reely shouldn’t.”

“That’s what you get,” I said, and stared him in the eye.

thots on this plaec?

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dont like big cities

Mexican cum

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youtu.be/0VMgJT3WFOc

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>dont like big cities

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home of outkast and the best superbowl story ever told

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the path to the potion seller (guy i get goat milk from)

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dont like big titties

>fresh goat milk
lucky duck

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fk tier post

bruh..
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its very good but he charges like 10 dollars a gallon
i do work for him ocasionally over summers and he always gives me a half gallon

>miracle catch
>on 1st and 10

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is it illegal to lie to get free stuff/money from corporations and organizations?

um fk

absolute cope

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how many corpos do you know that just give out money?

Sorry women, but you just can't compete with heroin

should i order takeout buds?

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