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Zapatistas edition

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>Get into biking
>Be happy for like two fucking days for once
>Bike randomly stops working
>Cable breaks out of nowhere for no explicable reason
I swear to God I'm just gonna go back to drinking myself to death, this is a fucking sign from above

what was his problem?

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Mental how attractiveness is effectively determined at conception

>she can't fix her own bike

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they dont have seat belts on busses because the lives of the poor and leftists are worthless

he's a big fan

*buses

nah if greta thunberg's mother hadn't drunk so much during her pregnancy greta might have been attractive

ah so it's the parents fault?
and their parents fault for breeding?
and so on and so forth?
buses don't go fast enough and because people are stupid it would create more issues by actually having them

it's actually because seat belts cost more lives than they save

dont care virgin

not to escape this shitstain country

I'm sorry to interrupt. I think I left my post here. Could you help me find it? I'm looking for a post I made several days ago. It was a controversial post. It gathered several (you)s and stirred up a row. There were several flags of different colours which responded to this post. With these replies came a panoply of insults I simply don't want to repeat in public. It wasn't a post about Germany, France or Jews. Let me know if you see this post somewhere as it means a lot to me. Thank you very much.

funny thing is that if you had kids with greta they'd come out looking just fine

>people are stupid
and you arent

I remember on the school bus I'd instinctively put my seatbelt on without thinking then the lads would take the piss out of me for putting it on
would have an internal dilemma as to whether I should take my seatbelt off or keep it on

Trying to watch The Witcher but FUCKING HELL this director loves his dutch angles. The casting has been awfully shit too

motor bikes also dont have seatbelts...wonder what jews were thinking when they conceived of this scheme

>Scampers into the thread
Woof!

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>would have an internal dilemma as to whether I should take my seatbelt off or keep it on
wouldn't have been a dilemma if you weren't an autist

I haven't used a bike since I was a kid

public transport is for leftists

if you have ever owned a bus ticket you are by association a leftist

yum

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isn't autism genetic though? autistic kids seem to come in batches

well it's either I take it off and show I'm not bothered about safety and it was on instinct or I keep it on and show I'm not bothered by their banter, it really was a dilemma

alright just been out for a walk. can we get back to why GTA 4 is the best GTA game and why GTA 5 was a steaming pile of shit please?

>I take it off and show I'm not bothered about safety and it was on instinct
for future reference, this is the correct play to avoid being bullied at school

bored so invested about 100 quid in various randoms stocks that i just saw on Yas Forums
loool
could go terribly wrong but saving so much money from not being allowed in the pub so dont care plus 100 squid is f all
im the wolf of wall street

now would have been the ideal time to learn how to drive if it wasn't for the fact that I can't get driving lessons, a test or book my theory.
passed my fucking theory and was close to sitting my test before I went to uni, then just never bothered.

mum won't stop raging about matt hancock

mum at it again

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Tried to play GTA4 on PC back when the port came out
Never again desu

Got an almighty shit brewing

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look into options trading or short selling, it's more exciting when you have theoretically limitless potential losses

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nostalgia wank to carmella bing

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but then I would've looked like a spastic for putting it on then taking it off, showing I was in fact bothered by the banter
I wasn't bullied at school or anything so it really didn't bother me, just funny to think back on since I was in fact a fucking spastic despite people thinking I didn't give a care

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ATTENTION /BLIT/

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for me it's occasionally watching 240p videos of sasha grey

GTA4 is like if you took GTA5 then removed the good graphics and interesting gameplay and things to see and do and then made it stutter every two seconds

going to arrest you for that filename, should be fucking ashamed of yourself

dont know if this is a good idea for me atm as ive got loads of cash spare
will probably do it anyway loooool
been meaning to read up on investing and trading etc
isnt it basically just glorified gambling anyway though
especialy atm

Oi
Is the fucking Mandalorian Worth watching

>sherbet dip
>ice lolly

huh

she licked and fingered too much man arse for my liking

Rore sniffing sherbert dip thinking it's coke

want her to sit on my face

why did Britain get so utterly mogged by the Japanese in WW2?

Really wish I could exterminate the uneducated gammons who voted for Brexit from their 100% white 70 population village because 'muh immigrunts' and introduce a competency test for voters.