CHOOSE a life loser

Here we go again lads. Zoomers edition.

1. Once you have chosen, you will not be able to exit these regions for ever. You just can travel between these nations.

2. You can change your location every 3 months, all houses should be similar or traditional of the country.

3. You can start your life as single or with the women of the photos, who will be ’deeply in love with you’.

4. You’ll receive a monthly basic income (adjusted to prices, inflation and proportional to the rest of the countries). If you want more money you’ll have to get a job (guess online would be the best idea, but just for companies of the region you have chosen).


Vehicles info: (5. You can’t change them. If they break, they will be replaced)

Southern Europe: Alfa Romeo Alfasud and Montesa Impala 175.

Northern Europe: Volvo V60 and Polaris 800 Pro Rmk.

Choose a Lifetime wisely!

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USA.

And that Irene has nothing to do with real one. She's clean. Ok?

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always A, who the hell goes with B

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A

Irene is the most beautiful girl

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More?

Info?

neither im good where i am

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>You’ll receive a monthly basic income

Then where I'm right now but in the countryside

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where is the real Irene

I just want a gf

good pic but it feels like it should be America vs Everyone else

me vs me

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hobbit that fucks gypsies

Southern Europe with a decent income is heaven on Earth, the problem is most of us are poor as fuck.

Relatively poor compared to northern countries, compared to the world's average we are very rich

if your option is not B you can go back to africa

I reject your limitations.
I choose something beyond your comprehension.
I choose something beyond you.
I choose NORF

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I wanna fuck her, HARD.

i'm a paki criminal muslim, what region would be most lenient towards me?

A is definitely the superior choice.

Fuck you moor.

Where's the one where I live in France with a brown hair blue eye girl

I have a paki living with me in Bcn

>alfa romeo
>montesa
>comfy masia (maybe too many scatloanians around but still comfy nonetheless)
>comfy town
Irene is shit but this is a no brainer lad

The house and places are hypothetical, they'll change according the region/country you are moving

A is great IF you have enough money, and IF you do not have a need for certain services, like medical shit, or public transport. As much as I'd enjoy retirement in a renaissance paradise near Urbino, I think B is the more sensible choice. Just give me a nice cozy house on Faroer and I'm done.

>medical shit, or public transport
Still better than most of the world and on par with most of Northern Europe, public transport is probably 100 times better than USA.

Truthpilled.

ebin

>I don't like the heat or Greek/Iberian cooking
>Nordic village looks comfy af
>Don't care about cars
>Nord girl makes my pp tingle
All this yet I have to go with A because Med girl makes my heart tingle

>certain services, like medical shit
>flag
>has diabeetus
Checks out

Option A is basically Gerona which is comfy except for the catalonians and even then that's only a minor issue.

>public transport is probably 100 times better than USA
No doubt, but it's not like Trenitalia can keep up with DB or ÖBB. I remember an occasion when I was on the verge of being late to catch a train to Bologna where my flight was departing. Upon asking whether I can please get a ticket for the train leaving to Bologna, I was just given a "no", and that fucker stuck me on a shitty-ass train that took twice as long, almost missed my flight.
Whatever, it's just an anectode. But I'm still certain that availability of general services are better up north, you won't see many cornershops in Finland closed for the day just because it's nice outside and the owner didn't feel like it..