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Been brewing a poo in my gut since about 8 this morning, I just know when it comes out it's gonna be record breaking

wow you just had to delete this and repost
it just that good

On this day in British History

>1202 – King Philip II expels King John of England ("Lackland") from France
>1376 – The Good Parliament begins in England and demands supervision of royal spending
>1770 – British Captain James Cook, aboard the Endeavour, lands at Botany Bay in Australia
>1789 – Mutiny on the Bounty: Lieutenant William Bligh and 18 sailors are set adrift and the rebel crew returns to Tahiti briefly and then sets sail for Pitcairn Island.
>1923 – Wembley Stadium is opened, named initially as the Empire Stadium.
>1944 – World War II: Nine German E-boats attacked US and UK units during Exercise Tiger, the rehearsal for the Normandy landings, killing 946.
>1973 – The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, recorded in Abbey Road Studios goes to number one on the US Billboard chart, beginning a record-breaking 741-week chart run.

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Bigotgate was 10 years ago today

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it's normal

Been brewing a poo in my gut since about 8 this morning, I just know when it comes out it's gonna be record breaking.

italo disco tits
youtube.com/watch?v=PnpMJaFXbGE

Mental how you can go 50km in southern europe and the people look completely different but all of the british isles all have the same look.

Chinks rule everything around me (CREAM)

damn, i was in uni, that takes me back

Yes mate I did

Inbreeding works like that

is he pooing

is there any good UK rap?

simpler times

Yeh inbred xD

enjoy your ban you stupid piece of shit (lol)

poo

Wun't dare

forgot it was ed balls day

absolutely hate this shitstain site but i can't leave

rude and uncalled for.

me? 9”

Don't know how far 50Km is

Violence in America? Civil Rights movement innit

Was this the first explicit clue we got that Labour had begun to hate its working class voters?

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Ed Balls

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it was.

Think anyone who had suspicions realised when Blair was in power he loved the idolation of foreign masses more than the white working class

But the restaurants and theaters, man

Jesus Christ Superstar is half price!

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disgusting legs

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forced gimmick

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Gf is dying to go to NY, I keep trying to redpill her

whatd he eat lool

just read an article about the white working class

Why yes I have plenty of photos of shit covered tramps saved, why wouldnt I?

youtu.be/d3n9cMSVCcA

>Over 2 minutes
nary a second

dont need to go to new york to see someone shite themselves in the good old usa

depends what you're into

just ate five (in numbers: 5) eggs

jehst

>kilometres

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KFC back open doing deliveries lads.

YES I will have a zinger burger meal thank you

uganda be kidding me

white workers of the world unite

lol owned

if you don't live in London you're a provincial flyover

Add a chicken fillet burger meal for me too would you pal

blair was the greatest leader this country ever had

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better be a zinger STACKER

chester P, rhyme asylum, jehst if you're into old school

ard adz, potter payper, rimzee if you're into modern

lollllllllll haha!

Do british niggas really be using stone as a measurement

zoom zoom

Give it us in Lay mans terms

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why do they look so bizarre?

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bet you need to replace your kettle already

Listening to The Blackout Crew, also known as the pride of Halliwell, Greater Manchester

not even close
nobody has ever been as good as Pitt the Elder

kmt incels everywhere

the fuck is that

actually despise the working class because i find them intimidating
same with women

OMG Central Park is soooo pretty in springtime

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not uk you spastic

how many cums would it take to fill up a milk bottle

love dogs and cats equally

kmt?

happy mussolini execution day

pic related
cum doesnt even dry that colour

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why do americans do this

what do you think? Time to grow up sweaty x

cum

Distopian

how is potter and rimzee not considered old school? they've been rapping for like 16 years lol

for me it's kots

please reserve this image for replying to "imageboard not linkboard" posters, cheers x

shame Mussolini sided with Hitler in WW2, would've been nice to see Italy stay as a fascist country up until the 70s or 80s like Spain and Greece kinda did, just more explicitly. And Mussolini was a better politician than Franco too, with better ideas
all because he wanted to be mates with the autistic Germans...a big shame, but everyone's learned the lesson now.

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bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-52441631

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Have not done any work in 5 weeks and toilberg hasnt said anything

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>do the bidding of your Jewish masters and stamp out fascism
>Decades later cry out for fascism

shouldnt it be 'prioritises masks and tests for BAME staff '

anyone else like star wars and unironically think the sith are right?

>BAME?

Just a little reminder for you if you happen to be one of the (many) posters ITT who take time out of their day to post Twitter links ITT with the expectation that I am going to open them: I don't. I simply do not open these links or bother to take the time out of my own day to click them, open a new tab, mentally parse the information held within the webpage, navigate back here and reply to yourself with a relevant assessment of the Tweet in question. Might be handy to bear that in mind next time you deem it necessary to post a Twitter link; to bear in mind that I do not, under ANY circumstances, ever open links posted ITT.

Depends on your agenda