/brit/

guys am i bent if i have bender sex once to see if i'm bent?

>get home from toil
>just want to relax
>mind starts racing with all the things i might have fucked up or forgotten to do

What’s your guys warzone loadouts?

nah, we all get buffer period when we're between 15-20. like, two or three gay experiences just to see how it is

what if i'm five years past the buffer period?

mate have you considered that that webm might trigger people

mp7 and m4

the toilet paper is on backwards

M4 Primary MP7 secondary
If I find a purist or sheet lightning I'll go MP7 ghost class
Mates do all the sniping one of them is designated anti-vehicle

fast running shoes amd a set of passports.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

"schadenfreude" is a german loan I see a lot too

it's an effective and calculated move by me to stop immigration to australia

hmm. well if you didnt do it in that buffer zone, then you only get 1 gay experience to test it out. anymore and youre officially homosexual (not a bad thing mind you, just, technically youre gay after that forever)

A quarter of our loanwords are french

hate cunts like you
im forced to use them too because you just cant compete with anything else

Mg34 main and usually a p90 or whatever legendary i find

oh boy im sure glad we shut the entire country, destroyed the economy and made people lose the livelihoods to stop the death of 1000 people without any health problems

subtle

The moment i see a grau 5.56 in warzone is when i stop playing it though

Lads the Chinese are threatening to boycott us send help this is another Falklands RED ALERT RED ALAERT

we'd just boycott them back, they won't do shit.

what a choon
youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs

as in what exactly? i play a lot of plunder and use the k98 all game

Silenced AK-47, heartbeat sensor, claymores

seriously what goes through the head of someone who donates large amounts of money to popular and rich streamers

Simple facks: if you can draw, ladies finna wanna be your wife

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On the warpath now, gonna see how little I can get away with doing tomorrow, it was stupid of me to make an effort at work

Can't overcome racist by the books

how did the coleslaw get from the plate in to your mouth

I am an attractive male that you would like to touch and I want you to know that I hate everything about you and want to stomp your neck in you little fucking gnoll

You're not the real Pakistani lad in a dress.

i would strangle you to death if i ever had you in my sights

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>racist
should be grateful you weren't deported you freak

I love when /brit/ bands together

radios all playing their gay morning chews shows without playing choons

Everyone download this and be tracked 24/7/365 my your owners.

youtube.com/watch?v=4T0Dq_SXaWc
choon. starts slow, stay with it.

Mate you dropped your tinfoil

i hate yanks
you are deplorable

should I get a new sound system or new headphones? figure I can get a mad decent pair of headphones for the price of an okay sound system

oh ggd fuck up u nigger
youre so clearly an nigger

Why?

oh bugger off
at least we're not using the grau mate

Its purpose is to track and record your movements. Its what it is for, where you go, who you meet.... You're welcome to if you want to. Remember to roll over ever do often so master can tickle your tummy!

I'm 100% white except for my great great grandmother who was irish

dinner's almost ready boys

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Really? I mean you're not trolling right now, are you?
What do Anglos think Schadenfreude means?

Going down to the SUPERmarket.

sydney morning herald article surmises it well:
you've crashed our economy already, why try to bully us now?

>except my great great grandmother whos irish

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way i'm finna ain't dabba din dong dinny din din

Happiness at the misfortune of others.

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exactly

I don't think it's a word every anglo knows but you see it a lot on twitter and stuff

matched with a tranner on tinder lads

we use it a lot
the word comes a lot as example of a foreign word we borrowed because we don't have a word for it

Is that allowed?

I’ve already got Google, Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Microsoft doing that for me and handing it straight to intelligent services. The Australian Department of Health are the least of my worries.

very interesting

Schaden = damage/loss
Freude = joy
literal meaning of the words

Shut up mboko

do germans have a word for feeling suicidal after wanking to really gross porn and then catching yourself in the mirror?

This is what I’m about to have with my brand new Mexican wife