/balt/+/ausnz/ this general is dying edition

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only a few more moments until the baltic creatures arise from their drunken slumber

Hello. I bought this thing, it has something to do with New Zealand. Goodbye.

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Based
you have good taste

Is this the same aussie who posts himself taking a shit everyday

no just some random fella being harassed by a huntsman spider, do you lot have the same spiders as us over there?

No, not really.
Just itty bitty babby spiders.

I only see daddy long legs and a white tail every other month. Feels good not living with creepy crawlies like huntsman spiders

hey

/balt/ + /ausnz/ more like /ausnz/

kia ora

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Hallo

Pic related finally came out today my pee pee is ready

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good morning you heckin ladderinos

I'm not sure how I feel about this post.
Good morning.

how are you doing? I had a lot of interesting dreams as my cat lay next to me all night.

you should feel horny if you're straight

I'm doing good, been feeling heavily tired though as this lockdown has fucked up my sleeping and I'm trying to fix it.
Just wanna crawl into bed and fuckin' snooze.
Also take pics of kot.
It doesn't, not one bit 2 bees honest.

this is my cat's bald spot, he went bald from allergies to whiskas probably. I put steroid cream on him and now the bald spot is soft and warm. the lockdown hasn't been treating me well either, I was going to go to a bar today since they opened and support the local economy, but my friend cancelled and I feel like a degenerate going alone after all this time. I have nowhere else to go.

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woke up still slightly buzzed

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>having a nightmare
>basically just super realistic shit from my life that happened a few years ago
>"wait a minute, I've been through this"
>wake up
>go back to sleep
>brain goes aight, lemme just change a couple of details
>have the exact same dream with minor differences
>wake up
>go back to sleep
>here we go again
Had the same shitty nightmare three times tonight. Realized I was asleep and it was a nightmare every time around the middle of it, only to wake up, go back to sleep and have it restarted. At that point it's not even scary, it's just annoying.

I'm going to the pub as soon as this shit is over with a group of my pals, I can't wait.
Yeah going to the pub alone isn't as fun, maybe another day.
I would not be able to stop playing with that soft and fuzzy baldspot.

I sort of know that feel. For some reason whenever I have a sexy dream and my pee pee gets hard my body wakes me up to check i'm not getting raped in my sleep.

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Woke up after a 9 hour sleep and then lay in bed for 9 more hours. Feel like pure shit.

same, feel like I haven't slept at all

Too much booze, not enough activity?

>user-kun, will you be coming to our republic meeting tonight?
>oh, y-you're a monarchist? b-baka!

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I didn't drink last night but right now I barely have the energy to walk

>Australian republic movement

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