/brit/

messing about with my face in photoshop
I was so close to being chad lads

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>merc

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never understood this gimmick

he's gay (thats the gimmick)

>5'8
IT'S OVER

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course i dont know what she looks like coz i always shag her with the lights off

@aussie lad

lol. my gf liked the ways guys can pee too, one time, she stood in front of me, and i had to awkwardly bend my knees all crazy and get low enough for my dick to go between her legs so my dick was coming out just below her vagina, like she had a dick, and then she grabbed it and aimed it into the toilet and pretended she was a man with a penis taking a piss. my dick is huge too, but still only the head of my dick came out far enough for her to grab it and pretend she was a peeing man, so basically it was like she was a mico dick guy peeing or knows kind of knows what it's like to pee out of an enlarged clitoris.

Stop being such a fucking fairy you numpty

baffling image

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maisie

dogberg doesn't like the ol' spot on flea treatment being applied, think he dislikes the smell
had to muzzle him up out of caution haha x

jarring

absolute pre historic gimmique

need a pee gf now

The American GF

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Have your heard of them?

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youtu.be/UCgoxQCf5Jg?t=3203
corking at how this straight laced youtube censors the word nigger on a screen but still actually says the word just adding in a bleep in editing

great great picture. i love the broncos, ive been in that stadium 3 times, and i love morrowwind and have played through the whole thing 3 times. incredibl lovely image fren

>all women hate me
it's not fair lads

youtu.be/FvP9SE0QA9o
youtu.be/FvP9SE0QA9o

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youtu.be/tL3Lbk161Vs

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women love me but I hate them

the saffer loved this girl
miss him

want to fuck every single part of her that's fuckable

weirdly peng picture of her there

Some user posted in /brit/ once about how there's no discourse, just anons spamming.

He was right.

*as trump* are planes sexual to me?
no
though this was my crt monitor wallpaper for a long time
and i mean
some people could it see it as sexual
but like many airlines before, swiss airlines included, it was bound to hit its own mountains
which maybe in southern italy could have been avoided

just watch this one
tiktok.com/@whatchugotforme/video/6819061413877763334

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wish i was a techbro
i wish i was CLEVER

>In mid-cycle, women tended to prefer flings with "caddish" men and on average, fertile women were more interested in short-term relationships with men who came across as cocky.
>In comparison, at other points in their cycle, they gravitated toward longer-term relationships with kinder, more conscientious, deferential types, those who have stereotypically good father material.
So it’s true...women really are stupid whores...

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mental how so many people just come and go

havent seen thainonce in MONTHS

don't think my cock would make it far enough for her to reach desu and I've had other men comment on my cock (when walking around in underwear etc not gay). You must be hung like a donkey

>wouldn't say i'm addicted
>overdosed on h earlier was able to take a naloxone and stop it, been spewing for 4 hours back on it tomorrow haha

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feel like pure shit just want alan back

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shoving vitamin D tablets up me arse

You start nodding out well before an OD so this guy is speaking shite

You're a diamond in the rough,
A brilliant ball of clay.
You could be a work of art,
If you just go all the way.
Now what would it take to break?
I believe that you can bend,
Not only do you have to fight,
But you have got to win.

*wish I were

based

umm hello based department?

wish you were fucking dead you horrible little worm

Fat cunts on the ropes

mad this is a huge deal to women and they want to police what others do and say

There are actual biological females that post in /brit/, and I want them to know one thing:

If you ever disrespect me I will shatter both of your orbitals so you will never see again, you stupid fucking whores

Have you ever had a meaningful relationship, lads?

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and you know this how
*reachea for notepad*

most based yank post ive seen in weeks

Take a guess

NEED a gf who likes conspiracy theories and history

the dog

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Yeah. It was nice but I left her because I was sick of her shit.

I regretted it for about 2 days. Haven;t since.

arrest them all is what i say

Yes speaking

taking part is half the fun

haha looks a bit dim doesnt he

no have genuinely been a sideman for a woman i thought was my gf

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In Dee Aeroplane Undah Da See

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What a gremlin

yeah several and currently

Elon Musk's and Boris Johnson's children will be born this year.
I wonder what those boys or girls will grow up to be.

thailad popped in april fools, reckons hes been all busy and out of whack cause of coronavirus

the cat

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Is Yas Forums broken

nah
recently got a message from some girl i talked to months ago asking why i ignored her out of nowhere
reason is because i have a fluctuating interest in other people to the point i just don't bother since it never ends well
didn't reply btw

No. Don't think I will either.

remember catyank? now HE was based

would put my boot so far through its snout it turns into a deformed pug

with a girl? yeah, once, i think. at least i hope so. taught me a lot about myself (not at the time but in retrospect)
with my mates? definitely, several. love those lads (platonically)

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always get my back up over people that are “too into” something but realise it’s because i’m a bitter loser with no hobbies

Conspiracy theory women are either mentally unstable or too narrowly focused on conspiracy theories and politics to have a normal conversation.

Yeah and it ended at start of lockdown, been talking to another girl who I could step things up with because shes dying to be my gf and on paper shes perfect for me but im still in love with my ex, going to beg her back before lockdowns over, miss her everyday

nah bro, i've had like a hundred gfs but never a meanginful bro feel bad for me brooo

BoJo's having more kids?

EXTREMELY eye-opening video

youtube.com/watch?v=hFEIxpCgEZM

think he'll be forced to acknowledge this one for at least the first 5 years

closest thing to a relationship i ever had was this girl who was my mate between the ages of 10 and 12. grew up to have nice chebs

good lad for being self aware

makin some soup

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had a gf for four years. it was okay

>dude I'm redpilled, I don't swallow the mainstream media narrative like all the bluepilled sheeple lol the establishment will never brainwash me
>*eagerly consumes russian propaganda*

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getting the new nike 5g kicks lads

Boris's fiancee will give birth by summer
Grimes will give birth next month I believe

You are a fucking nutter

first step they say aha

youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI
youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI

nah I've got too many intimacy issues

no
been friendzoned though which is even worse wahey

millimetre waves

BOJO
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>why yes, the only news source i use is RT, how could you tell?

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lolll

Anthony Joshua fights Usyk at some date. Looking forward to the big black man getting topped by the little white man (as god intended)

Anyone that tells you that boxing isn't about race baiting is deluded

love are musky boy don’t actually know a lot about him or his company but i like his general dweeby vibe it’s very cute

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Be nice to him he doesn't have thumbs now does he

it was difficult to get it right, felt something around my hamstring area pop, nothing bad but, there was some weird thing like if you move your hand/wrist wrong and it feels like a tendon gets caught for a second. my dick is about 7.1/7.2 inches, i haven't truly measued it since i was 18 though. she has to spread her legs unrealistically far apart fr a proper pissing stance to pull it off, and my legs were coming out between her legs into her view aswell, so i think she got a piss poor pissing experience from it all. her butt cheeks alone stick out atleast 3 and a half inches from the top of her thighs so i had to maneuver myself under them.
having a loving gf for years and years gets pretty weird, like, all those things you do alone, and we all know just how weird everyone is when they are truly alone in the house for a while, you end up being able to do those things with another person and it's that bond that human being truly crave for.

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>I get all my news and views from stan collymore’s twitter

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lads, don't think of this as gtg
think of it more like brb ma dudez
peace

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the stray кoт from the other night came back lads!!

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Love these

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my dick is 5 inches erect on the best of days

Now playing: Aerodynamic - Daft punk

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wish there were more of these probably so few because they actual require a bit of effort to make

Hate fags who take videogames seriously

not very nice

What is a "best" day for you? Can you amplify that?

mean

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the day my cock is at it's biggest
it has a mind of it's own the little thing

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i've spent (roughly) about $186,150 dollars on heroin in my life and i've never OD'd. can't believe got gung-ho people can get.

Taught meself the guitar solo to that.

just read an interesting article in the sydney morning herald

people that like motorbikes are my least favourite

shagging the bf's hairy arse

would love to hear maisies thoughts on this image

mines 5.3 but can be 6 inches if I poke the ruler down a little bit and straighten the bend in my cock

Yeah but what makes it at its biggest?

What's hurting?

seething that I have no hard femdom gf that beats my hairy spic ass with a belt whenever she feels like it

twitter.com/Y1ddo_Y1ddo/status/1254337040814157824

little nonce english freak put in his place by the chad big willy jock

current gf wanted to sit on my lap while I took a shit, but I wouldn't have a bar of it

alreet bendy cock

nice, you done any songs?

quim

Different batches of gear at various levels of potency is where the risk is init
Also get a grip

wish i knew
what are your thoughts

Bikes are cool though

miss opiates

Fuck off man you porridge shagger

how do i straighten my willard lads? i look it up but all i get is the copypasta about the woman jacking her son off to fix his bend

youtu.be/Rr7V7buniFM
youtu.be/Rr7V7buniFM

Pay up piggy

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>bend
grim