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*wanders around /brit/ aimlessly *

egg

Took the plunge and made the purchase

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he got the corooma virus?

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been in tesco toil
did some meat reductions then sat i canteen for 2 hours

Printing up some "I survived COVID and all I got was long term respiratory issues and an inability to have children" t-shirts

user coughs. Ignores it, carries on, Lives as one of the "mild cases".
user coughs, goes to NHS extermination centre, if poor, old or politically unreliable dies as "tragic acute case"

Everyone applauds NHS executioners.

3 women, angie nagle, alex moyer, and soph understand this site better than 9% of the blokes who occupy it everyday

Looks like shit

is he ill? what's wrong? what's happened to him? is he okay?

>St Andrew's Cross

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The Last of Us leaks are beyond parody

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sunderland?

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cuh
ringe

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I woke up like nah
I had a dream i got smoked
And i flatlined in my boys car
Frank White laid out at the lines
But i woke up calm
Cold sweats for the money
Slangin up in this bando yard
She just wanna get high
So her little man knows who we are
I'm a real G i give him £2
I won't see the boy starve
Trapstar shit hit me up
Come trap for a star
Used to hit mway
Like 3 G packs in a Saab

I'm tired an exhausted all of time and lack motivation
why is it?

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Really considering bringing back christian jihad. These people need to be purged

>Saint Andrew's Cross
No

don't know or care about that faggot game but i enjoy seeing people mad

uganda be kidding me

any mediævel lads in?

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you're depressed. also known as being finnish.

Post em.
I watched some gameplay footage and it looked good.

morning finlad

Second post is actually true tbf

finlad

hello there

any cro-magnon lads in?

manc

yeah i bet you are lmao

what video games are you playing these days

corona deez nuts

honey pop select innit

No, I'm not that old m8.

Is this quote Yankoid in your view or do Brits agree with it?

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potter payper

cawadoody

When she says stereotypes, does she mean 'common, plausible relationships'?

Ello
Good morning America man

Maybe haven't been moving enough (because of rona) which in return has made me niggardly lazy

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Super Stickman Golf 3 on my smartphone

beehive bedlam on the sky box

100% Orange Juice lad

rdr2

>short men with tall women
holy based

Nah, brits want to be safe little bunnies in their cages. Their owner will look after them.

Gay

browsed asos, urban outfitters, don't know where to look next

playing days gone
last games i played were ff7r and nioh 2

the dancing nurses doesnt annoy me personally but i put myself into the shoes of someone who has very recently lost a family member to an illness like cancer, and who died because the nhs was too "overburdened" to carry out operations and treatments for diseases other than covid 19. which has supposedly happened quite a lot recently with many deaths as a result
if i then saw not one, not two but dozens upon dozens of these nurses and doctors pratting around in tiktok videos i think id actually be insensate with rage

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Same games I played as a child. I repurchased them all for the PS4 and am now addicted to getting trophies for side shit I did for fun as a youth

NOOOOO NOT CALLUMS CORNER

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what are your thoughts on this flag finlad

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>patriot act
>NSA dragnet
>Paramilitary policing
yanks don't practice what are Benji preached either

ahh yes, the famous British intellect and banter. truly on full display here! haha im being sarcastic, that was a terrible insult. you couldnt argue your way out of a wet paperback.

Imagine if Beethoven met Kanye West. The world would explode if such minds met

they're just letting off a bit of steam get a grip

doesnt he think nobody is white except for british and scandinavians

link em

end. clothing lad

literally what its called

youtube.com/watch?v=SfG7REZcD70

These were supposed to be the European version of Pussycat Dolls, were even produced by the same people who made the Dolls

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I don't like it

banter deez nuts with a golf club

imagine, if you will, my arse

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>not ONE single photograph in the article
fuck off

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remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=_3IGT8S-scQ

is it scotland? The dimensions are bit wonky but looks fine
where is it from?

europes had loads of girlbands already

Was chatting to a female acquaintance who unironically said she'd rather risk getting the coronavirus than date someone under 6ft tall.

I'm 6'2 but feel like short guys get treated like shit from women. She's like 5'3, wouldn't even notice.

shitland lmao

it is the flag of shetland
shut up

Fucking hell the TLoU2 leaks are hilarious. What a load of degenerate shit.

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Room smells of turds

once whipped a belgian guy and some yank girls who were tied to one of those (one after the other)

its not me whos annoyed by it

its as i say; if you were grieving and had been told the reason your mum or dad or whatever died was because the nhs didnt have the capacity to carry out the life-saving procedure they needed. and then you saw the tiktoks

'the look'

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i- if you s-say so... haha....
haha it be good banter if i interacted irl with your nut irl hahah

Only $24.99 lads

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its blasphemy

>I gave you all I had...
>I did

Got fired for sleeping on the job

I was under covers

Scran

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Just need mummy to get the ol' 'rona.

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yes lad it's a horrible existence
t. 5'5" 25 year old virge

Kek

>shetland
shitland
lmao

dont care virgin

bit expensive

Any of the NHS staff that have appeared on the whore dance videos should be dismissed. those working in hospitals where there are Covid cases should be charged with criminal negligence and imprisoned. These sluts are dancing wile people they are paid, and paid exceptionally well, to care for are dying.

i literally cant, it is just that big. oh wait, i was thinking about your mom arse haha loser.

*imagines anons arse* wtf is that lad

I've got those plates

Epic post fellow redditor!

Hate women like this, they're usually dog cunts as well
Can never know the experience as a 6 foot+ man

Absolute nonsense.

Unst is well peng
lovely puffins and that

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Alri Emma.

why are you surprised

Things that never happened

could you please stop

the wendy's near my flat only does delivery (no takeout) so i have to pay 6 extra dollars to have a courier drive for 1 minute to bring it to me

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exact smae flag different colour scheme boring

Shetland? More like Shatland because I reckon you have a nice shat in shetland :DDDDDDDDDD

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what will it be then, lads?

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rewatching a stream of the travis scott fortnite concert

bought these plates in summer of 2009 when i was preparing to leave home for the first time (for uni)

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just read them
really bad
why are they so interested in pandering to a minority of fucking freaks just because they scream and squeal on twitter ffs.

Beat the chasers was fucking kino lads

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Harakiri (1962) you pleb

stupid fucking canadian

alri Hans

thought french canadians couldnt speak english as a rule

Anyone got that webm of the lad hitting the fucking deck when his mates push the haybale down the hill and he goes fucking flying like Nyooooooom right through the air

Would you mind?

The truth is revealed

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badlands

actually there's a big heroin problem in shetland so they have real problems shatting due to the constipation

get twin peaks season 3 you madman

Where did I say I was surprised?

>exceptionally well paid

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It's not that it's overburdened, it's more that chemo costs a lot of money and blitzes your immune system and makes you weak. There's a high chance that they if give someone chemo, they'll catch corona and it'll bump. them off.

t. shitisher

yeah the language police will execute you

Peep show

Heat lad Pachino and d'niro

#
Yeah because lockdown made sure it didn't. Its not about the NHS no medical system can have that kind of surge protection.
We got onto it early unlike you guys and have 80 deaths and are easing lockdown restrictions this weekend

literal third world country

fob off all those virgin films and watch hot fuzz

Wasn't asking for your lifestory 2bh lad

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not very inclusive of you

flagkino

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It's all Trump's fault!!

she wants a man from Lerwick

Fucking forgot about it reeeeeeee is it on all week

Paris Texas

got £85 in my wallet

big baller

she really doesn't

Kek

ANYONE know the video I'm talking about?

NHS workers are massively overpaid, no other job so menial gets 30k a year

yes she does
be quiet

youre french

Women get it at the exact same rate though

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Got a thousand times that alone in checking account, big whoop. I'm still a poorfag

>carrying cash in 2020

i amn't

I've got gyallie on me
Opp block, bally on me
Panic and dash
Dem boy run and retreat

carrying cash should be illegal

i fucking hate having OCD is unironically ruined my life

texas, mario bros 2, and the new orleans saints? in one flag? you american be kidding me!

aye

i like that

It's mostly all the compete retards who decided to go out to the beach and parks for the first time in their lives tbf.

>cheques

lmao alright grandad don't give yourself palpitations

lol

only watched the first four seconds of this video before converting it to a webm and posting it here, so if she whips her chebs out, sorry janny
pls warn don't ban, i don't know how to change my ip xx

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THANK YOU

DO YOU HAVE THE .WEBM MATE? CAN YOU POST IT?

Ive already fucked her, so no.

Seems to be at least half of them.

F

will dl
not even started it yet, will get it as and when
was actually the plan, good lad
seen it la

>OCD

webb him

rimworld

chest is wheezing

yeah but still time on itv1+1 la

>ocd
webb

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that's the lower end of the scale.
GP doing a bit of private stuff on the side make six figures easy. diversity and inclusion offficers get 50k. bet some of the upper management are on 250k+. all for what? massive waiting time and MRSA from some african bambata nurse who forgot to wash her hands?

our lady of the assumption, french history, and spanish history

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>is
uh-oh! better go flick the switch exactly 31 times!

Dancing NHS whores, indulging themselves and guzzling money while our people die.

Name, shame, imprison.

don't forget our essence via bodily fluids

based

XCOM Chimera Squad (good in small doses)
original Deux Ex (great)
Planescape Torment (great)
AI War 2 (decent)
Bloons TD 6 (unironically trashkino and i dont care who knows it)

Oh fuck cheers I thought it was on at the normal time

our nigga still alive

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The red sun in our hearts
Shines a piece of red to the borders of the motherland
One hundred thousand miles singing loud and clear
Feet tread on the flying red flag in highlands
One thousand rivers.... run into the sea
Ten thousand sunflowers open towards the sun
Yanbian people indulge in singing
Our hearts' red sun
Oh.... Chairman Mao
We love you indefinitely
Your teachings are kept in our hearts

>diversity and inclusion offficers


sorry is this an actual job and what is their purpose

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i'm sure marx would be pleased to see this is how his economic theory is applied in the 21st century

>diversity and inclusion offficers get 50k
fuck off. really? that might be the easiest possble job in the world

imagine how nice and big your cock would look if he was giving you a handjob.

how come prods are seen as the prudish strict ones and catholics are seen as the sinful hedonistic ones

Cities are no place for a man

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