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FROM WHERE
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imagine dating a girl who wouldn't give up her ass for you, knowing full well that she's almost certainly been reamed up it at least once, if not several times before by other men, probably on one night stands
might have some phonesex with a slag from this later
Lol
janny just deletes threads until clogwog shows up to make one
How come northern Protestant Europe is rich while southern Catholic Europe is poor?
can feel the poo in my bum
Greta is pure.
hello friends and welcome to reddit!
NOOOO I HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY TO MORTGAGEBERG AND TOILBERG FOR 80 YEARS TO PAY OFF MY DEBT!! SOCIETY TOLD ME SO!!
anal is rubbish and is not as widely practiced as you think
most people will have tried it once and gone "oh well that's just messy!"
Da joooooooooooooooooooooooz
Lots of pissed up gammon today.
Many are obese, illiterate, lazy, feckless and more than likely 3 stone heavier after a month of acting like Jim Royle.
Can't wait for these fuckers to "rev up the economy" in 3 wks.
Enjoy your cans fellas, then look in that full length mirror.
Words of wisdom from the glorious Patriarch
Something something der Geist des Kapitalismus
Can see the coronavirus in the air
because catholics give all their money to the pope
rather not say
catholics are dumb and lazy
otherwise they'd be protestants
going to talk about big black cocks so much that mutts law becomes brits law
exgf used to peg me but wouldnt let me fuck her ass
whats that all about then
>Jim Royle.
feel like this reference is a bit dated
most zoomers will not have seen the royle family
would send your jaw spinning into the stratosphere with a laser-targeted heem you odious little worm
this but with zoomer rappers
Meds rorks
southern europe is nice and warm so who the fuck wants to work that hard when you can just sit in the sun and chat up the beautiful women?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO WORK I WANT TO LIVE WITH MUMMY ON £70 A WEEK DOLE FOREVER AND BE A COOL NEET LIKE THOSE GUYS ON Yas Forums HERE LOOK AT THIS FROG HAHA COMFY BASED
it's really just a novelty thing
boggles the mind that gays practice it on the regular
she was a man
twat
Not much choice for them methinks
messy how?
like with poo?
lol
>this girl i was seeing before lockdown moved back home
>been talking etc but doesnt put in any effort in
>uploaded loads of "hit me up if you're this etc." on social media drunk
>deletes it instantly afterwards like nothing happened
yeah nice one
fucking women
won't be talking to her anymore
Stockholm syndrome is a hell of a thing.
would post my scran but i just ate it
alternatively i can show you the results later??
It's the Jews and the rich. They're not entirely synonymous but they equally need to be destroyed.
for me it’s secular nations
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need this in me life asap
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if you have a good diet and dont have to prep then its pretty good
The south had the first choice
have a gammon shank in the oven for dinner rn haha
If Liverpool can overcome a worldwide pandemic and win The Premier League, it will be the greatest title ever won.
it's a power/dominance thing retards
LOL. Get the footie back on NOW!
spanish were richer for centuries but shagged themselves out of existence the price of being shaggers
You wont destroy me basterd
Weird how one of the most popular adaptations of a French novel ever created is entirely in English.
i'm not a dom though
Fuck zoomers don't care
This is GROUND CONTROL to MAJOR RORKE
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose jeans you wear
Now it's time to leave your next jeans
if you dare
see I don't think that's the case either
a mate of mine's gay (yeah yeah sample size of one whatever) and one time we were in a pub with the rest of the crew, and our virgin mate tom basically said in his extremely virginous voice "ohh you gay guys must have a lot of anal sex, eh?" and my gay mate just look at him with this face that was a mixture of disgust and "are you having a laugh"
and my gay mate tried to explain that a lot of gays just do oral and thighfucking and handjobs and stuff and that anal's actually quite rare
then virgin tom spilled spaghetti everywhere after saying "but I've seen in porn" and everyone gave him a funny look because that made him sound extremely gay and a bit closeted
for gays or for fucking women?
I appreciate it when women I've dated offered it to me
not really my thing but I get it
never can get past the blurred widdles in jap porn
20,000 leagues under the sea?
Jonnie Sins magnum opus film, The Stranger?
>get blown the fuck out in an argument
>stop replying
People that want living standards comparable to other European countries I guess
What does this mean?
Spanish got lucky on Peruvian silver. Weren't rich otherwise right?
Les Mis? Yeh, I've read it. No chance I'm watching a musical though
Drink your disinfectant, virgin brainlet.
With no fans in the stadium to see it LOL
nary a pixel
I've heard that with some gays too but that's been more older guys
few younger gay nympho types I've known get fucked up the ass or fuck their bfs up the ass regularly
I just can't imagine thighfucking or handjob are that satisfying all the time
>What does this mean?
It means the south had the first choice,
keep thinking i have my glasses so i go and push them up, but i have my contacts in
Silly me
yeah but the focus is barely on the william in this case so it's not a problem
Drink your disinfectant burgermuncher.
makes you think
>get absolutely blown out
>close the tab and avoid 4channel for a few days
60 Grand? Brb signing the ol' mum up for extra shifts.
Mmm. yummy disinfectant.
we're doing this again are we?
if the focus isn't on the william i'm not interested
You can fuck off if you think you're going to doxx me with an instagram link, faggot
so what you're telling me is that women like attractive men
absolutely groundbreaking, still doesn't help me
reckon 20% of britposters make 80% of the posts
Every day forever, disinfectant drinker.
Today in history:
629 – Shahrbaraz is crowned as Shahanshah
The Shahanshah was at the center of the world and the sun and moon revolved around him. The king saw all other rulers, such as the Romans, Turks, and Chinese, as being beneath him. The Shahanshah wore colorful clothes, makeup, a heavy crown, while his beard was decorated with gold. When the king went out in public, he was hidden behind a curtain and protected by the Darigan, the strongest men in the empire who had permission to kill anyone.
The Sassanian Empire was the last kingdom of the Persia before the spread of Islam. For a period of more than 400 years, it was one of the leading world powers alongside its neighbouring arch-rival, the Roman-Byzantine Empire. Despite their intensive rivalry, the two empires often co-operated with each other; the Sassanids, similar to the Roman Empire, were in a constant state of conflict with neighboring kingdoms and nomadic hordes. They often worked together to prevent large scale invasions by nomads.
The Sasanians aimed to be an urban empire, at which they were quite successful. They resettled Roman POWs, Jews, Indians, Africans, Germans, Celts, Goths, Slavs, and Christians across their Empire. During the late Sasanian period, Mesopotamia was the world's largest city.
The Sasanian kings were patrons of letters and philosophy. At a school of 30,000+, the works of Plato and Aristotle were translated for distribution. When Justinian I closed the schools of Athens, the professors went to Persia. The Academy of Gundishapur, which had been founded in the 5th century, became "the greatest intellectual center of the time", drawing students and teachers from every quarter of the known world.
They were Zoroastrians and kept 3 Great Fires: two great fires in Pars and Media, and the sacred fire in Parthia
Can you imagine if Treesa May was still PM? Fucking lmao
It's mostly lads 13-16. Then they discover girls have front bottoms and they're off.
The nes that remain are the freaks.
>People that want living standards comparable to other European countries I guess
thing is the probably have better actual lives they just don't have as much material wealth. having spent a lot of time in Italy find it hard to see how working more would benefit them. especially if it changed their nice lives into the scrotey runt lives of the northern european working class
reckon 1% of britposters do 100% of the shagging
post bobs pic
Yet here you are
