/brit/

what's gotten him so worked up?

How non-white is Yas Forums
imagine it could be really wog infested

you'll be back at toil for one day and then wish you were back at wfhtoil

Modern Britain was a mistake

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i was but not anymore

Adana, feel a bit weird about converting to islam but guess its really just nominal dont care about meathammed or anything

what about?

Explain

Islam for all that? Damn I'll be leading the call to prayer myself.
youtube.com/watch?v=mUHDYlJHaOQ

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about what

hes bloody fuming
cute though

What gets me through the lockdown? Moni's onlyfans, $10 for unlimited access to all her pictures, she's getting saucier by the day too, PHWOARRRRR lads, well worth it.

holy kino

about the same as every other board

Somalis vs every other type

just typed nigger civil war on twitter

this country needs allah

are they that bothered about converting to islam? or is that for just family reasons

won a zoom quiz so i have to make the next one. any ideas for questions lads?

the reunification of skyrim

finished my whisky time for my vodka de lads

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Lmaoooo somalis even be oppressed by other niggas

why do all the somalis go to sweden

to be fair the only guy I know who has VR has a gf
though she is east asian
actually
all of his gfs have
hmm

rate the ol’ tinder bio lads

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now you're on a list

She doesnt care its a family thing, dont think its anything more than going to a mosque and saying in a Muslim tho

DMT smokers be like: "go out for a curry and pint this Friday? Sorry mate, I already promised the transdimensional clockwork elves I'd watch them sew together the cosmic rifts between alternate realities haha"

fucking love somalis

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those facial genetics are unnerving

muddafuggen coonvirus

why is she crying?

youtube.com/watch?v=wi48wEqkyaM

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>Korn and dad rock
Ohhhh my days

Rate the scran lads.

Fried shallots with sausages, creamy mash and broccoli. Big dollop of mustard too

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once shared a hot tub with the exgf in her parent's Tennessee holiday house. Her parents were very conservative and mandated that she wasn't allowed to take her clothes off, so she got in the hot tub fully clothed.
Jokes on her parents though, because wet clothes are like my biggest fetish and I have never been more aroused in my life

Fucking LMAO

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howling

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Cringing ngl
"pls like music and 'avin a laff'
dunno if anyones told you mate but EVERYONE likes that you basic cunt

@122258963
isn't it like 5 in the morning in aus?

>been social distancing for years
Fuck off.

tinder only seems to show certain songs that I listen to. it never lets me put Merzbow or Swans there

he's like an african /brit/poster

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it just feels so fucking GOOD
love a good foot rub me

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state

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>Tales of Brave Ulysses
Excellent taste

Looks like Rwanda part II: Electric Boogaloo.

decent, broc looks overcooked though

>pls like music

>proceeds to have the most basic middle-aged taste imaginable
yikes
might be able to get away with that in manchester or summat, but if you want to pull london birds youve got to develop a much more sophisticated musical taste, sonny

Those sausages are undercooked to fuck mate they look pink

we're gonna make it lads

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peng as

yeah but bursting into tears seems a bit drastic innit x

Not great.

please dont say this until youve lvied in melbourne thanks

reading this crazy article titled What Is the Difference Between Shallots and Onions

same could be said about what every girl writes on her profile tbf

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>Tales of Brave Ulysses
this was playing in an episode of buffy the vampire slayer that I watched yesterday

>been social distancing for years
actually fuck off

No words to explain the physical pain I'm in, just know it's worse than anything you've ever felt in your pathetic life pal

Is he a fucknig girl though mate?
He could do better

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no thats me

St Kilda born and bred mate

late afternoon nap x

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Why don't more video games have a sunny archipelago environment?

Off the top of my head i can only think of

Legend of Zelda Windwaker
Pokemon Ruby Sapphire Emerald
Salt

and none of them are particularly fantastic games besides the nice setting

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how can you be 6'7 and socially retarded

never had your foot rubbed by me x

swear somalis are the most hated group, like no one actually likes them

youtube.com/watch?v=hIccZsURyLc
Jefferson Airplane - Wooden Ships

Honestly Braveheart has done more damage to the idea of the United Kingdom than the entire Jacobite movement.

nice dog bed tarq cunt

>thinking girls don't like tinder bios with cringey jokes
oh no no no

Wouldn't feed that to a dog

what do you even do with a girl friend? take her for walks? give her food and water? perplexing scenario.

gypsies are worse

The whole nicotine thing

Somebody vomited on your plate, mate.

>fucknig girl

what did he mean by this

true but that's a given

you mean americans being idiots?
on many occasions I've been asked by yanks regarding braveheart
>ugh do briddish people really bla bla bla bla
about some inaccurate part of the film
you think they're doing it on purpose but they're 100% serious and unironic about it

Stephen Merchant does it

>She Was The Most Beautiful Girl In The World. Look At Her No...
>picture of a 7 year old
Really targeted advertising I see.

Was feeling really miserable today almost called the ex but I've foudn out who is america is on channel 4 cheers to whoever linked the clip from it earlier its good

peng as

he wants a black QVEEN

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Never seen a Somali irl because I'm not a southern poof nor a city living FREAK

The way it works is that it looks at your top 50 most played songs in the last few days, one per artist max.

Then it does something retarded, which is that it picks the 20 most popular songs out of those 50, thus guaranteeing that only the most mainstream and boring shit gets highlighted.

if you want it to better reflect your music taste, you will have to deliberately avoid streaming mainstream music for 48 hours or so, so the less common artists have a chance to show up.

The list updates every 24 hours.

>t. been doing a lot of work with the Spotify API tools recently

somewhat based

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>>been social distancing for years
Cringe ngl

why do you think being tall (freakishly tall at that ) correlates to being socially adept

the aesthetic of this picture is like reverse goth

sex wees

that is a very generic bio
stop

who uses tinder in 2020 other than birds trying to get more followers on insta and clueless incels like the above

still howling at this

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>Spotify
Are torrents broken?

wouldn't know how to eat that without spilling it everywhere

being tall makes you more attractive
more attractive people have more friends and social validation as a child/teenager
more social validation when you're young makes you more socially adept

that's my fursona

You only have a finite number of days on this Earth stop being a stingey bastard and get the spotify subscription in

*surreptitiously googles archipelago*

lots of sex
she cooks for you
watch Brooklyn 99 together
go out to nice restaurants
go to concerts and art galleries sometimes

its nice

mental how much territory they controlled

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>torrents
is the 'seek down?

what do normies use

sounds grim ngl

>torrents
lmao what millennium is this?

I’ve actually been a really big fan of that song too. The csn version is kind of mild but jefferson airplane nailed it

Hate it when I get no (You)s for my most clever posts and get plenty of (You)s for my dribbling retard posts

used to use spotify and for what it is its pretty good, but once i matured and stopped listening to mainstream trash i had to switch to torrenting to get the obscure albums i wanted and ive never looked back

They didn't hold the tigris for very long though but still yeah it's absolutely mental you could walk from York to Jerusalem without ever crossing a border

let her peg you

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hinge and bumble

for me it's using a good old fashioned magnet on the pirate bay

hinge

everyone on twitter is saying virgin media has gone down for the entire country but mine is perfectly fine

My type of girl? Why any girl that's talks to me of course

hinge

I've been social distancing for years

Aha a man of taste I see.

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extremely reddit post

So what is Hinge's gimmick?

>being tall makes you more attractive
only if youre already attractive and proportional, if you're 6'7 and skinny and ugly you will easily look like a complete freak

why do all tall people do this?
>i'm 6'7 if that matters.. ... tee hee......

virgins

can't tell which is the mum

Man was not built for this

hing is cringe, literally nothing but 0/10's

bumble is cucked

trump just called black people fake news

you're instantly attractive to a decent chunk of women by virtue of being tall

I think it was just a small blip

just listen to music on youtube. it's all on there you do know this right? what cunt is paying for music?

Hinge? More like Cringe.

Can someone explain why there are black nazis in CODWWII?? Not like some — like half of the Nazis are black. It’s truly taking the joy out of pretend-killing Nazis

Any media you watch is virgin media.

doesn't hinge have a much more aggressive algorithm for matching you with compatible people? hmmm...

i thought hinge was basically the cutting room floor of dating apps and only fat girls are on it

reality is fake news
this is just one of many schizoid delusions

Tempted to take T blockers to stop my hairline receding more

it's tinder and bumble's waste skip

>tinder bio
nobody reads that, it's all about those 4 photos

when did this meme start

my most attractive asset is my intelligence as every girl i've ever attracted has told me

Link me some other stuff lad, would love to listen!
youtube.com/watch?v=UpHyRoCEpxQ

sucking a golf ball

have we got any gamers in the thread?

Youtube audio quality is abysmal. In fact you won’t find any streaming platform with good quality because it’s not economically feasible and most nonces can’t tell the difference

really wanna fuck a black girl just for the power i would feel

Need her to blast me with a rancid fart.

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Doesn't work if you're also skeleton mode, look at Stephen Merchant

see

they're black hebrew israelites
hitler recruited them as special ops

don't pass up a tan ten ten mate.

mad how you thought this was funny in your head

*randomly deletes videos from your playlist*
heh nothing personnel

if you're over 25 you may as well just accept it
nobody cares

found the manlets with the child size chips on their shoulders

If you know what FLAC is then you are automatically a virgin.

HATE gamers
HATE gaming

the fact is if you torrent your music then you either have too much time on your hands, or you don't value the time that you do have enough

what, the free lossless audio codec?

>muh quality

stop being autistic it's not like there's static fuzzing it up

it boosts unpopular profiles to the front of the queue when you first use it. it balances out after a couple of weeks or so.

i dont know what it means
do you?

hotkinkyjo lads

*raises paw*

because 6'7" is freakishly tall and I don't want to go meet a girl in real life only for her to go into shock upon seeing me

wonder if simon cowell will accept his ageing at some point or if he'll continue on his path to madame tussauds

David Bowie or Joy Division?

gamer virgins help me:

It's true, above about 6'5 unless you're Yas Forums it's not helping