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Su-47 Berkut edition

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never noticed this before wtf

Plan for today:

Lie in bed
Play video game
Eat junk food
Wank willy
Shit and cum

It’s my day off you see ;)))

Prefer the person I am when I've had slightly less than 2 drinks.

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no ir eckon i havent had enough

any virgins on?

Another bonus point to the Ukrainians is that the most attractive, beautiful and naturally stunning girl I’ve ever seen in my life was Ukrainian. She was a goddess. She fucked off back to Ukraine for some arranged marriage ceremony.

hi

For me its Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

dunno, is the lad who knows about drug and rave culture here?

i want to punch you in the fucking mouth

Saw a family of Goldfinches on my walk today and what i think was a Jay but it's very elusive so i can't get a close look. Also got a good look at a little vole that lives in one of the drystone walls

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Hate it when a good bit of a tune is towards the end and they didn't use it during the intro or main bit

someone made a film about us lads

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>DWP announces drafting of people on unemployment or who have been furloughed to work on fields.

>"The long-term unemployed are a great resource for our country. We are going to start demanding that those who are receiving universal credit or are furloughed go to work in fields to earn their money," stated a Downing Street spokesperson. "Those who are healthy yet refuse will no longer be eligible for government assistance."

Boris is going full Mao!

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shit the guy who said workfare wsa going to happen was right

Based. Exterminate the landlords next.

source?

Grew up so middle classes that our neighbours were teasing us when we came home with co-op carrier bags once

considering joining the military or airforce

i'm long term unemployed and i'll happily do it if they actually pay me the wage they were gonna pay the jf's and don't make me do it for 300 quid a month i'm getting anyway

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What's a red pill way of responding to a girl complimenting your looks instead of saying "haha thanks :)" or some other beta response

>Yeah I know.

I just entered from Ukraine thus saving any of that hassle

for what purpose is my parcel being held locally for 4 days before being delivered?

say "oh tell me something i don't know" but don't sound like a cunt

compliment her back

“Yeah, but I have a slight epicanthal fold and my lower left mandibular structure is obstructed by a couple of millimetres. You aren’t very attractive yourself you know”. There, this is redpilled and alpha.

"You like what you see?"

Oh no NONONONO
My boys going to prison hahahaha shouldn’t have ordered that anthrax my friend

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'glad you noticed' or something if you wanna be cheeky
responding with a compliment works well
don't think about it too much, you'll shoot yourself in the foot

/brit/ is a Bean Team 5th Ward general i'll have you know!

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She wants a mid-20s racist who only has a job because his employer assumes he's actually autistic and keeps him around for equal opportunities points.

it's menthol flavoured vape juice and flavours other than tobacco are banned here

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what'll be your first pint when the pubs reopen?

if he's struggling with such a simple thing then he's going to fuck it up regardless

That would be fine Russians are not doing a tit for tat thing as far as I know. Ukrainians just seething as usual.

It was the army splitting bug. Forced CA to entirely redesign the franchise to limit armies to generals instead of having units that could move around individually. They literally could not fix it.

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