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Pure colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen
Disco shit

HER.

NAME.

IS.

MONICA

AND YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

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loving, LOVING this twist on a classic

Eating a bag of strawberry Millions

youtube.com/watch?v=fJ_GBs1k3Vk

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>it'll go on until june, no wait july, no wait autumn, no wait christmas
>it'll be the same a year from now
>no. 2 years from now
>in fact, this is our life now

everything restarting and it's not even may. doomers eternally btfo

Wearing shoes inside cos i've well and truly lost my mind

was following a funeral hurst earlier
quite a few people were outside clapping as it went past
no idea what that was about

I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna say the n word
none of you can stop me

>thinking people will actually follow lockdown guidelines in summer

Not happening.

Just hope a huge fucking asteroid crashes into the Earth and kills me, the heat and the shockwave instantly evaporating me.

Blog on

good job that sunlight kills the virus then innit

Amazing how quickly your alcohol tolerance comes back even when you've been off it a while.

good

twitter.com/IconicFanVids/status/1254762261781995520

satan fears me

it's summer in april now. based global warning

please dont you'll make jesus cry

we did it

Any lads hear read the satanic bible?
worth a gander or nay?

youtu.be/ScAktnImPbQ
Interesting fellow living a very comfy life. This is what everyone should aspire to, using his success to fuel his real passions rather than more slaving away to achieve more, ultimately meaningless, success.
I envy him.

browsing sikipedia

Just took my collagen

Mum already broke lockdown by having my auntie and niece over the other day. Reckon I'll report her if she does it again putting us all at risk

opinion on haribo strawbs

t. edgy retard

Bounce her head off the concrete the vile bint

browsing reddit

Re-watching Prison Break and they were on the nose with the gay child rapist white nationalist. And the fact that the whole first series has a race riot playing out in the background is again is interdasting.
Couldn't do it nowadays

Peng, my boy. Peng peng pengeroooooo

t. edgy retard

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO DRINK DARK FRUITS IN SOME SHITTY FIELD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Can't say I'm convinced you're a jap matey

prison break is shite

Deanoids on the ropes

browsing funnyjunk

Sniggering

having a peruse of the ol' ebaums world

What's a dark fruit

S1 kino
S2.1 kino
S2.2 semi-kino
S3 shit
S4 shiiiiiiit
S5 n/a

Taking a scroll through the newsgrounds flash animations

goodnight fellas

Believe they prefer to be called gay people of colour.

having a gander at the ol' bebo profile

>cruising on a john deere
haha what a boomer legend

Scotland shouldnt be allowed to come out of lockdown earlier

got the nappy on bakwards

youtube.com/watch?v=CxHa5KaMBcM

Need a cock

did that bitch soph get her comeuppance for what she did to joe and andy

had one

Hah remember back in 2009 when you were in the emo skater clique watching Smosh and then suddenly the girls start fighting over whether the lead singer of MCR or FOB was hotter

ye she got my come up in her fanny

In other countries at least. I'm not sure if BoJo's statements mean that he's not going to lift lockdown now or if it means that he won't consider it until after the 3 weeks.

fruits grown in the shadow realm

me in 2054 checking soph and aisha's social media to see if it's public yet

Started vaping to get off the fags lads

he always comes across as a genuinely decent bloke don't begrudge him at all for living the good life

haha very funny lads
you know for a fact that i only partake in the little lasses

Pretty sure I have experienced the most physical pain of anyone on /brit/