Nords be like yea I speak 5 languages

Finnish is not similiar to Danish, Swedish and Norwegian.

However, I speak Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, English and German. I can also prove it to you if you want, because I have a big dick and balls.

>those are actually different languages
aren't they extremely similar to the point where they can practically understand each other?
only thing different ive heard is that danish requires some effort to understand. Also practically all scandis can speak english, they're quite anglicized except for finland.

SHUT UP

>I am referring to Norwegian Swedish and Danish (Icelandic is different though)
Swedes and Danes don't understand each other, go shitpost about something you actually understand.

Most people who brag about speaking so many languages are always shit at them. They know only the basic grammar and some words and claim to speak the language. I hate when they do this. Please tell you this is not you. You don't need to prove it because we wouldn't know if you sure Google anyway

understanding is just one part of a language

next time ask this question before you make such a dumb thread, muttfat.

I understand Swedish and Danish, I am not even a lingo guy. I just have big dick and balls.

>understanding is just one part of a language
Are you retarded or something?

>I understand these other two "languages" even though I don't actually study other languages
you heard it here first

Give me a swedish text, and I can upload you a voice record you fucking flemish faggot.

lmfao seething
its true tho, if you know one scandi language as your first its quite easy to learn the others.

If you consider Listening comprehension just one part of a language you are mistaken. Yes, Swedish and Danish are very different phonetically, but you guys still share similar word origins and spelling. On paper, it is very similar.

Americans be like "yo hablo Espanol"

Can you even fucking read what I just said? You can just insert it in google you dumb mongoloid. No way you can speak all 5 as fluent

I speak Götamål

The difference between Swedish, Norwegian and Danish is minimal.

I took german in highschool

>Icelandic is different though
Seems kind of arbitrary to label icelandic (and faroese) as different to Norwegian, but not Danish and Swedish.

Swedes are absolutely retarded though, everytime I try to speak with one of you, especially someone from Stockholm, they're like "pratar du norska, vad gulligt? men jag förstår inte" and they start talking English.

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? I CAN UPLOAD A VOICE RECORD OF MYSELF, YOU CAN PICK ANY TEXT YOU WANT. ANY TEXT, HOW THE FUCK IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE GOING TO HELP WITH THAT? I SHOULD SKULLFUCK.

Icelandic has cases though. That alone is enough (in my opinion)

Skullfuck you*

funfact: the word skull is from old norse

My Danish girlfriend went to a Swedish school and the teachers removed points for her grades for "not participating enough in class". She didn't participate in class because Danish is too different from Swedish and all the Swedish kids were bullying her when she tried to say anything.

You are retarded lmao. You can just have Google Translate it for you and then you read it off. Is that too much to understand for a snownigger?

well that's the joke you fucking retard

Oh jesus christ. The pronounciation would be completely wrong if you don't know the language. Kys.

stop being an ass

It's literally all the same language. Bulgarian, Slovenian and Macedonian are actually slightly different.

>Why yes i do speak 2 languages fluently,how could you tell?

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>Icelandic has cases though
So has my regional dialect. It's not uncommon among the north-western norwegian dialects.

You should seriously consider roping.

It's not like we could tell mongol
>Picrel is you

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Boo fucking hoo

Not to mention that norwegian still has genitive. But yeah, my dialect still has dative and accusative.

it's like english and french
or english and german
maybe a little closer than that, but they're not 100% intelligible

like I can understand maybe 40% of what Czechs say

Any swedish guy could confirm? Why is it so hard for you to figure out solutions? Kill yourself. Do everyone a favour.

oh, i knew that about slovenian because a slovene told me about it but I thought croat and serb was different.

"Yeah I took Spanish 1, 2, 3 and 4"
All they learned:
-holla
-halapeeno
-cayso
-grassy ass

I'm pretty sure it's because they couldn't care less about learning another language, but the teachers must be terrible too.

Which dialect? this is interesting, cause I thought german and icelandic were the only germanic languages left with cases.

I can read off German as well in a perfect accent, because it is pretty close to Dutch. According to you, this is prove that I can speak German

You have no idea what you are talking about. You are comparing Swedish and Danish to German and English? Please stop shitposting.

only NPCs learn Spanish in highschool. Chads or people who actually care to learn a new language learn German or French.

based saneposter

Kids bully other kids for everything. If you don't stand up for yourself, the bullying will continue

PERKELE KUSI VITTU PERSE APINA KULLI PILLU PANO MUNA KIULU LÖYLY SAUNA KLONKKU SAIPPUA VETOKÖYSI KUIVAUSKAAPPI TYÖTTÖMYYSTUKI

I am pretty sure you can't. I am not going to even bother givin you a German text, but I know you are to pussy to try. Auf wiedershen.