/brit/

obviously

Once heard a uni lecturer say "the extermination of 5 million Jews" and my face genuinely went like pic related

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You've always got to try and outsmart them don't you? Acting like you weren't trying to claim Boris was going to die a week ago.

I'm just saying it seems an awfully high number... especially for 1945

I always thought Hermes was the name of the delivery driver so when my parcel came I said thanks Hermes and the delivery man just looked at me as if I spat in his face.

parents are yelling at each other and its my dads birthday

:-(

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you now remember that time Jezza pronounced it as ‘epSHTEEN’

What is a simp

>Big Chungus
>Keanu
>Heckin
>Chonker

Why?

/brit/ can be quite hostile for the yiddish among us

>oh great more antisemitic crap

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mad how boris died of coronavirus and now we have to deal with hologram boris until the next election

>invisible mugger

have to admit this was a nice speech

There are no jews in /brit/

He said Epschtine

not the yung buck I used to be la tbqh
started diluting me black coffee starting today morning
ah father time and all that innit

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someone who donates real money to an online female streamer

may or may not receive sexual photos or videos or soiled underpants in exchange but more often they get nothing (besides an erection)

6 million always seemed a very round number.
germans, accurate to a fault

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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would still vote for that over labour

just been wanked off by an invisible chugger

wrong

i like getting erections

Hardlight or softlight?

was going to read me bookie but thought i'd share a coupla quiet posts with my boys :) x

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where's leoyank

>you want me to sit down? Uh, is it okay if I stand? I just, umm...
>I was, uh, sitting down all day and I want stand is all...
>sigh, okay, you saw right through me. the truth is, my boyfriend... punished me today, and i'm still really sore...

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As God wills it

I'm at work today. I'm a key worker. :^)

Show us your Kippah

dont care bookmong virgin
*kicks your legs from underneath you*
waheyyyy

bitch i'm fucking reptillian

me?
key worker and wfh
worst of both worlds really

*gropes your ballbag*
Wahey!

drinking a menabrea

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can’t believe the salty /brit/toon didn’t work...

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youtube.com/watch?v=eBPDpWnWb5k

any good?

Alri Zuckerberg.

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everyone does this in America

Fuck off you anti-Semite. My ancestors were high priests of the temple of Solomon.

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i never came out to my dad, but we did watch a lesbian melodrama together when i was 12. we stumbled onto it while channel surfing and were transfixed by piper perabo’s gay intensity. towards the end, he asked if i was crying and i said no! are you?! he said no! but we both were

are you dreaming about being a girl who gets abused by her boyfriend or what's going on here?

I'm fucking Matt Damon.

chad energy

feels good man

way too early

ye

just purchased a 500 quid tilt-in-space shower chair but not for myself or with my money.

haha hey m- *BONK* yeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOWCCCCCCCCHHHHH
*crowd laughs*

mad thinking that's where pepe started lol

ahem

so now they're saying it WAS from eating bats? were they not denying that as anti-chinese racism just a few weeks ago?

good bants
shit bants

would you respect a woman who still gets spanked as an adult?

Nice reference.

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youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
tune

would you respect a man who still posts on Yas Forums as an adult?

nobody denies that the virus originated in bats

it's the bat soup part that's raciss

Pepe goes peepee

when i was first in uni i started hanging around with this couple who were a couple of years older than me and after a while i started calling them mum and dad

Go to the bathroom and take a shit

>there are jews in /brit/

erm well uh *clears throat* yes lets see *shuffle papers on desk* ah yes see those posts *starts dumping large files on posts into the bin* yes see they were all just jokes you see *starts pressing the button on phone* yes they were merely just all postmodern jokes

GUYS
Obviously it happened
Obviously it was a large number
But six MILLION???

some scientists say it can be man made and could come from on the wuhan lab that is specialised in coronaviruses.

seething at the fact I have no older female friend who makes me call her ‘big sis’

crackpots say that

Why is Corbyn making him spill spaghetti?

n-nyeh...

Where are the bones lads?

nice mate, glad to see the frontal lobotomy was a success

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@122246499
dont care

i have a female friend who is older than me and she does not make me call her that

under the childrens home

mad to think there’s a skeleton slick with blood inside every one of us right now

why are there 5 /brit/ threads up a the same time?

youtube.com/watch?v=WI8JYzc83r8

in me pantalones

i watched the interview of a french scientist. nobel prize in 1998 and he is the one who discovered the HIV virus. he doesn't really seem a crackpot tbf so maybe there's truth in that he says

Howling at when Rorke posts the “weak men create weak times” quote on fucking Yas Forums of all places

/brit/ish empire innit

i reckon about 250,000 tops