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oh i didnt see you down there, what are you doing under my desk, /brit/?

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kill yourself anime foot posting sperglord

he crunched the numbers

just postponed my meeting at work another two weeks

for me it's lifting, cardio, clean diet, no sugar, no alcohol during the week, then blasting booze, drugs, cigs and lavish meals at the weekend

few hours left till iftar

>5'8
IT'S OVER

why the fuck do i do this to myself

grim thread

just stop doing it lmao

anyone fancy a scrap?

that's none of your business you nosy dane

yep

meet me outside peterborough cathedral in 20mins, will absolutely heem you

Wakefield town hall, 2pm

warzone anyone

does philips make nice TVs?

Anyone fancy a bit of fun?

shut the fuck up bitch

The gf's mum sent me this

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t. riot shield user

whos phillip mate

warming myself up with a hot drink

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someone pwease pway cawa doody wid me! :(

Decided that I wouldn't do a wank until I gave into my urges to be a paypiggy. Assumed that I'd quickly work myself up into a state of hyper-arousal and be completely unable to resist. Instead, it's been 2 weeks and I'm not actually that horny, and I'm more disgusted by the idea of findom than ever desu

Might just have a regular tug later

>fulfilling job
this is a myth.

yes you can generally like your job and grow and develop in it
but fundamentally you toil for money. if money were out of the equation you'd quit or at least reduce hours and responsibility.

you could be shagging 10/10 models everyday
but 40 hours a week, 48 weeks of the year, rain or shine - you'd get sick of it

now imagine a realistic fulfilling job like being a doctor or a lawyer or something

And then you whisper in my ear
I know what you're doing here

reckon you might be gay mate

yeah true, don’t mind my toil though get all the work done in the first hour to two and then get to spend the day phone posting or reading books on the computer

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lmao this show about american football has princess woggolina getting picked up in a bar by a main character
wonder if he fucks her

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that's this morning's toilkino sorted

that's not nice, i think you should apologize

I'm not bragging or trying to be arrogant, but do you seriously think I'm and "incel" who struggles to attract women?

My problem is attracting too many women.

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Personally disagree

Can't get an erection if I don't look at feet and feel. Even after I CANNOT ejaculate unless feet are used. Very annoying since we were thinking about a child so the only way that will happen is if she collects all the cum and puts it into her fud. Bit of a situation.

the man stinks of spergy virgy

Roz or Daphne?

(the correct answer is Roz)

why are australians such unfunny reddit cringelords

Damn

unironically a great look

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further i think it comes from three possibly mutually inclusive sources:

self development copers
naive uni idiots who know nothing of the horrors of toil
tarqs trying to act as though fate/wellbeing is determined through human agency whilst enjoying privileges and helping hands

a fourth source might be the toilboss cabal posing as the above

he didnt even fuck her she was just an extra lol

a literal tory elite rich man more in touch with the british people than the entire labour party put together lmaooooooo

dominic coomings

Lack the hard skills to form a comfortable and meaningful connection in minutes and thus I am doomed to never shag

might play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt in a bit

Pain relief spray

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for a massive recession it sure doesn't feel like one

Browsing /r/gilf
need to fuck a gilf desu

people can instantly sense my autistic virgin energy within seconds of meeting me, even without speaking

In fairness he's not really a Conservative and barely even claims to be, he's just taking any route (that doesn't involve democratic election) to power