Tell a true story that happened which you wanna get off your chest.
>be me >visit a mall in singapore >go to toilets >suddenly encounter an abnormal poo stench >in the middle of the bathroom there is a chinese guy naked >his pants and underwear are next to him, covered in shit >shit all around him and emanating from his ass >he's just casually wiping his ass while completely naked (even his shirt was off for some reason) in the middle of a huge bathroom with dozens of guys seeing it
> move to sf for the first time > stay in hostel to save money > a drugged up gay nigger is one of 4 roommates > he start's hitting on me doing stupid action > did't know he was flirting cause never did it nor had it happen to me > leave room instantly > wanted to hit him, but he was like a 6'5 muscular nigger > he steals some of the plastic bowls that I had bought for myself That day I understood how men get raped. Quite an experience too lol
Evan Richardson
>14, 5 years ago >straight As since forever >never got in trouble (detention etc) a single time ever >send edgy memes to classmate >his parents see it a month later, freak out, and being it up to administration >get expelled from entire district >he gets a restraining order against me and I have to be in court listening to how I threatened him pretending to be a navy seal >other districts don't want me >been a NEET ever since I have fucked up and let it define me, but life seems shit anyway so I don't have a reason to not do so
Grayson Reyes
you sent him the gorilla warfare copypasta? kek
Gabriel Cooper
:(
Isaiah Flores
First ever green txt, be kind.
>Be me 14 years old >go on Holiday to Goa, India for 1 month with family over Christmas >5* hotel, business class flights, yeah bitch >sharing room with my older step sister >one day, two pakis come up to me in the hotel >I presumed they was staying there, seemed really friendly, asking to go to party down the road at another hotel that night >Erm, OK, could be cool >Asked me to come meet their wives by the pool >roll up, and they introduce me and both look at me with really sad eyes and upset. Hmmm wtf. >go chill out in room after, and they keep calling my room phone annoying the fuck out of me making sure I am definitely come that night >meet them in the evening at the hotel entrance to walk to the next hotel down the road >they said there was a big party going on and will be loads of people >have to walk about half a mile to the next hotel on a road in the middle of the jungle, no lights >they keep walking behind me and look really nervous, getting scared and ready to run
>Luckily quite a few cars keep driving pass >get to hotel entrance, big glass door with no handle, the paki walks straight into it, funny as fuck, nearly knock himself out >get to the bar in the hotel, no fucker in there apart from the barman >wtf nigga? oh we must have got the wrong night >go to buy them both a drink, and they insist on buying the round >have a cocktail of some shit >finish drinks, they say there is a good bar on the beach through the hotel >fuck it, let’s go, this is shit >walking through hotel and have to walk through pitch black jungle part to get to the beach >wtf, they keep looking at each other alarmed, walking behind me >I'm get ready to run again >as I am about the run, through the grace of god a golf buggy full of a family come whizzing pass saying they are going to the beach bar, and ask if we want to jump on >hell yeah nigga, on it in a heartbeat >get to beach bar, they look bare pissed off >feel safer and do not let them buy me another drink, they refuse a drink looking pissed off
There will be more
Sebastian Hughes
you missed out
Angel Edwards
this is so hot, god i wish this were me
Aaron Ramirez
not really m8
Daniel Sullivan
minutes passes at the bar and they say we are going back to the beach and are going to walk the hotel way, which is well lit >>nah nigga, I am staying here >> dont try persuading me, I start lowering my voice >>they say you should come with us or you might get SHOT on the way back to the beach >>they try grabbing my head making me leave > >get fuck excited and whisper, and everyone looks at the beach >>they get down and start crawling along the beach into the bar >>rude family asks me to go away, no small chat blah blah, >>only had the six cocktails, but head starts focusing can’t see to walk backeard, start laughing hard >>lie and say I had too little to drink to the family and they have to roll me to my beach >>get to my car and for some reason horny all night, can’t cum, jerk off or see properly >>bitches tried giving me ruppees >>tell my sons the next day, they laugh at me for not telling them >>search the beach bar for the mexicans, speak to the beach, they had never stayed at the bar and did not know nothing about them >>weird, they was trying to get sex from me from the car phone a year before >>constantly see and hear from them for the rest of the year >>find out a old british man got spanked and kissed the same week about 6,000 or so miles from my car >>three asian beach workers got snacked the month after I told my sons and the bar >six more weird stories of that holiday
Juan Cruz
nigga what the fuck
Landon Sanders
>Catalog k what the fuck are you retarded?
Jace Garcia
I told this one on r9k but not anywhere else.
>be me >take a vacation to Hawaii for the summer >I have few friends so I end up going by myself >one night I decide to go to Outback for dindin >shit's cash >see Asian couple sitting across the table from mine kissing >for some reason I just stare at them like an absolute weirdo >the guy at the table looks at me in a smug way >on the verge of tears I go to the restroom sobbing >5 minutes past and I get out of there and leave >spend the rest of the night sleeping in my hotel room
>1 minute before that mildly arousing encounter >friendly with mentally challenged stripper >get groped, said to paki passport was in Iowa, >kekels >never rode a paki in my life >nearly die of laughter >had to buy patron from horses in the city which was in cola bottles >one day a adian worker asks me loudly if I want to go beach with him on night off >yeah boi >he humps on back of city bus, of he goes >mufafuka, bar was 12 hours away >get to the beach bar, crawl along it and bare angry asses start tickling us, whispering at him in "ass" language and look like they want to eat him up >he says no >12 hours journey for 2 minutes at the beach! >next day he gets snacked for obvious reasons >says to connect him at his new city bus (name) >slut must have had me on ketamine for the peado kids and the other peados got rapey at him for it >see the city bus in news were girl was groped and congratulated, she went to work at the same bus after getting snacked in a coal mine
Evan Price
Seeing people kiss made you cry yourself to sleep at night? Wtf is wrong with you kek
Charles Rivera
Fuck you, nigger. Hopefully you get into the same situation.
Mason Adams
>be me sophomore year of hs >be on cross country team >be driving with older brother who is also on team to race on a saturday morning in autumn >on local highway next to massive costco >sitting in passenger seat, look to the right and see some old homeless dude on sidewalk >he starts stripping down to his bare ass, throwing clothes around and screaming >homeless dude starts running around and jumping, flopping his dick around for all of the cars to see >leave as soon as the light turn greens
he was probably on pcp or some shit
Noah Hughes
were you sober? like the fuck
Wyatt Jones
Everyone’s been in that situation, but no one fucking cries LMAO
Juan Green
>about 8 am in the bus, ask for a fanta from the driver >pour it on the seat opposite >next thing I remembered, the beach is empty at midnight and have a asian sniffing at me to wake me up >beach dead as a dore dale >saying slowly, slowly go to the bus now, rolling me towards the accommodation hut, slow slow
Do NOT ever take your son's to the pantry there
Charles Wood
Dude, no... That kind of thing doesn't just happen. Get a grip.
Ryan Cook
what i stopped reading on your second post are you all right
Thomas Miller
take your meds
Angel Carter
schitzo you don't make any sense Learn to string a fcking sentence togehe
Chase Campbell
At the time I was really depressed for a multitude of personal reasons, so of course I was really lonely at the time. My dog died, I lost some of my closest friends because of mistakes I did, and I got rejected by this one girl I had a crush on. So yeah, something as simple as that would make me cry, why the fuck wouldn't it.
Austin Russell
>ride around the tiergarten in Berlin >go around a path and theres an arab behind a bush wanking
>walk around Barcelona >some chick exercising in a park >obese middle aged arab sitting on a park bench just openly wanking
Jonathan Torres
>even his shirt was off for some reason i poo shirtless too i also take my trouser and underwera off, basically i shit batshit naked
Cameron Cruz
hope you enjoyed the attention you got before you finally fucking told us what made you do that
John Foster
Who cares anyways, at the end of the day it was just something I can look back on and learn from.
Mason Diaz
>At the time I was really depressed for a multitude of personal reasons, so of course I was really lonely at the time. My dog died, I lost some of my closest friends because of mistakes I did, and I got rejected by this one girl I had a crush on. >So yeah, something as simple as that would make me cry, why the fuck wouldn't it.
