Dude i just LOVE drinking alcohol and hitting the bar!

>dude i just LOVE drinking alcohol and hitting the bar!
>come on bro im not a junkie, i mean its socially acceptable!

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>dude alcohol lmao
>I'm such an alcoholic lmao please fuck me

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>why yes, I do drink alcohol at all times outside of work to "wind down", how could you tell?

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I'm drunk right now.

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>I'm literally incapable of responsibly consuming alcohol for enjoyment without becoming chemically dependent on it.
Figures, for an american

We're known for being drunkards.

nobody drinks responsibly you just have no self awareness because you're inebriated

>Craft Beer

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Dude, you are literally grasping at straws. It is okay if you hate the US, but make a reasonable argument or claim.

Fuck alcohol, fuck drugs, fuck trannies and fuck jannies

>A..are you having a SINGLE beer with your dinner? How unhealthy and irresponsible

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le same

lel

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>>dude i just LOVE drinking alcohol and hitting the bar!
>>come on bro im not a junkie, i mean its socially acceptable!

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I've been wasted for pretty much a month. The withdrawal won't be fun this time.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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>tfw I have regular zapoys followed by alcohol withdrawal syndrome
>and i had a delirium tremens once

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I fucking love vodka
Being drunk af is the only time I am ever truly happy

Why do you do it? Stress? Compulsion?

in america vodka is kindof a wino thing but alcohol in general is fun

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I only drink alcohol that I make myself.

Me too

>wino thing
America explain

>Why do you do it?
Look at my flag, fren.

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white suburban moms love cheap box wine. it's an alcoholic form of karen

I drink alcohol to cope my depressing and anxiety

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>png checkers

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I know but what does it have to do with vodka
Personally I only drink wine at some fancy occasions like a wedding
Most of the time when I want to get wasted I just drink shots or sometimes whisky with coke

in america, vodka is mixed with juices by california white girls. it's just a stereotype

being drunk was only fun the first time, every time after is tainted with past memories and its a very fine line between being at just the right point of drunkenness and having drank too much

i will be shortly

it took me a while, but i can gauge how drunk i am perfectly and often know when to stop drinking to have the best drinking experience possible.

What is the best type of alcoholic drink?

Why does a destructive drug like alcohol get a pass?

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My moonshine.

what is "harm"??

it's been grandfathered into western culture

Same, but I'm a junkie.
Every friday I go to the bar and get drunk with the local boomers, and then we start complaining that our life sucks and start blaming others for our failure

Alcohol is a poison. There's no "responsible" consume of poison.

some dumb valley girl getting some 5:1 seltzer to vodka mixer for $10 or some wine aunt getting blasted by vodka cranberry is not even in the same ballpark as some guy shooting it or drinking it straight.