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just ate a whole packet of mint m&ms

Find it even more mad that yanks think they did anything in WWI

Hate Yanks
Love Foreigners
Simple as

Azula

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ordered the peanut ones from tesco but they substituted them for the chocolate ones. Fucking fuming

for me, it's the Hungarian-Romanian War (1919)

Yes. Part of the historic county of Lancaster. Pay no attention to the modern political meddling in county boundaries.

love those helmets with the gilded face masks they had in ye olde days, niggas probably didnt know WHAT was going on behind that mask

POP POP POP
DROP THIS TOP TOP TOP

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whenever i see a duck im like, why yes now theres an animal perfectly suited to floating along the water

Pengoreng

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yes yes fish too are like that

Leftypol emotions running high.
Sad! hope everything works out for you champ.

The Nazis did occupy the channel islands though.

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need to squeeze and suck some chebs

why are they doing this and how long does it take them to come up with the choreography?

hungary has LITERALLY said that trans people aren't people

heya laderinos x

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Rorke be like DAMN this girl is SOOO trad bro!

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lad how long do you spend posting the same tiktoks every day?
no one gives a shit
fuck off

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>well akshully...
>..The Nazis did occupy the channel islands though.

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FOOT

I hate the british. I was hoping your president would die. Boris I think.

just found out st ledger is pronounced selinjer What the fuck . names are an absolute mind fuck . all because some illiterate servant wrote it down wrong we all just accept thats how it is now

no clue how bints can brag online about doing drugs and not get arrested for it

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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They're doing this because there are no patients
They have nothing to do

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based

not really tho

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We don't have a president though

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and the administrators are fine with their staff using the site like that?

*prime minister
you clearly know nothing about the british

British women cannot resist the big yank cock

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we don't have some retard president we have a QUEEN who rules by DIVINE RIGHT

Just finished Limmy's autobiography, was alright. Trails off a bit towards the end.

fish swim below water, they dont gently flow along the water like ducks do
ducks have a certain majestic class to them, unlike mindless underwater vermin>

no one really cares about weed in the UK so long as you're white. is it as bad as I've heard in aussieland?

this made me suddenly quite uncomfortable

That dude who got stabbed in smethwick has been killed. Leftypol claims another victim

love hungary
hate hungarians
simple as

'Rorke's eyes bulge and tongue protrudes from his mouth'
HAROOGAA

he’s clearly baiting to spastics

Watching Outbreak, lads.

had the pleasure of meeting him at a charity do once. Surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

well ive seen fish swim under the water and they are quite natural at it

thought some of it fell flat 2bh

Looks like a Pole

does that mean st vincent is pronounced sevinsent

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They only care if it costs them money

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>Pharma
pharmacist women are evil mate, I'd avoid them like the plague if I was you

sue

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that cute old Indian mommy nurse has no clue whatsoever lol

hmm might read the Limmy autobiography again

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best record of the 2010s bar none

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this is correct

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rorke desperate to find fault with anything scottish

Which bits?

isn't the old bitch German or something?
you bongs are ruled by a kraut.

>works for big pharma
enjoy your 5g pills

fuck you

Just downloaded what seems to be a really gold old post apocalypse film and fuck me is the quality absolute shite, this was the best quality one with seeders ffs

Not sure whether to just play Fallout 3 instead or actually watch the film. The only thing worse than a poor quality movie is a poor quality movie in black and white.

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go back to kalsarikännit finposter

Not a doctor but I don't think thats how the respiratory system works.

but have you ever seen fish swim above water?

birbs

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the boulder up the hill thing isn't an existentialist argument though. it's literally the opposite of that kind of freedom

Don't care

Won't have far to go then

if you want a good just pre-apocalypse film watch On the Beach, i can vouch that is a good film

AWOOOOOOOGA

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don't really look back on it all that fondly desu
you can lament not having some storybook relationship in your teens the same way you can lament not having it in your 20s, 30s, etc

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yes and her name is ANGELA MERKEL you vile OAF

I have. They are good swimmers.

I don't know why every British citizen hasn't offed themselves in shame yet. Their empire is in shambles and your beloved thatcher is directly responsible for you all losing Rhodesia and 79-80

whens she doing the porn

based

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i don't care
college love is probably better

>mayo
you just know she loves getting bleached

>I hadn’t seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing happens and you have to pretend to be interested in your work. And, furthermore, that some people have a sex life and others don’t just because some are more attractive than others. I wanted to acknowledge that if people don’t have a sex life, it’s not for some moral reason, it’s just because they’re ugly. Once you’ve said it,
it sounds obvious, but I wanted to say it.

yeah

the fish was under water though

>Englandandwales
cringe

Rooms of the house by La Dispute would like a word

oh no not some bit of land the queen used to own this is a big deal for me! grow up

Ah yes, because we would would obviously still rule Rhodesia today if only it wasn’t for Thatcher hmmm yes

and yet he's always reaching

>5'8
IT'S OVER

>Beloved
By southern fairies maybe

lol what a vf

Food tip: If you have no sour cream when making a cheese cake, mayonnaise is a good alternative.

don't think anyone's ever loved me

hedgehogs

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Lifting weights has made me SO fucking horny for a mate now

I must breed

morning

youtu.be/BtLyAcQh-T8
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>5'9
CALL IT

wtf who shot the bird???

reply to this post RIGHT NOW or else something unpleasant will happen to your MOM

>beloved thatcher

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Liverpeng

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Going to have a wank and then play some Mortal Kombat.

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dislike yanks but will always defend them online because i'm not a commie bastard

Nah it's a bleeding heart dove. thats just its natural colouration

pronounce these british place names without cheating

Birmingham
Godmanchester
Bedworth
Llandudno
Leominster
Bicester
Worcestershire
Marylebone
Teignmouth
Cholmondeley

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>5'10
GET IN

Feels good having trimmed the ol' nose hairs.

flea ridden runts

>Birmingham
>Godmanchester
>Bedworth
>Llandudno
>Leominster
>Bicester
>Worcestershire
>Marylebone
>Teignmouth
>Cholmondeley

>Not only does Limmy actually have an autobiography, there are people that have actually read Limmy's autobiography
Truly puzzling. Do not believe for a second that Limmy can even spell his own name and doubt even further that his fans can even read

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>5'11
IT'S STARTING

I drove passed that weird church in the middle 3 years ago. Was not impressed

i love you

disappointed lana isn't related to are cecil

bears

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I wonder how the british would have acclimated themselves to occupation and subservience for a change

if you don't care about land than give up northern Ireland.

Sent From My iPad

0/10 sorry

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oh yeah have been meaning to watch that actually

quite like liverpool
went with the ex gf
stayed in a peng airbnb that cost fuck all
tried to put it in her bum but she got too scared

watch the old one the new one is merely ok

had duck for dinner once
couldnt help but think about how this creature once graced the moats of ponds of britain with its friends and family but now its on my plate
im so sorry duck

>6’2
I’VE PEAKED

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no this can’t be! all northen towns are industrial shitholes! reddit told me so! my ridiculous cost of living is completely justified! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!
*melts into the floor*

>mom

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mumberg goes mental about norniron and the falklands but reckons that russia should reclaim all the land the comintern held

Most brits would love to give it back, NI is a massive money pit

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sounds like something a bird killer would say

the lads

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>6'7
IT NEEDS TO STOP

based

cheadle

it'll happen user, trust. i'm an ugly jackass and it took a long, long time but I'm quite happy these days. stick to self improvement until you feel ready to approach someone -- social skills are learned skills and a part of that

not a clue what any of this means

fuck off

I once had fish (salmon? mackerel? i dont recall actually) and it was a tasty thing. I know they swim well in the water, far nicer than ducks.

that's a cathedral

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Need to see her in fishnets pronto

>6'3
IT'S TOO MUCH

How come Britain has so many cities like Liverpool with such elaborate town halls etc

where did they get the money from? What are those buildings in the fore front?

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reckon we should go back to calling china "chinese tartary"

different type of duck 9 times out of 10

nah love birds me. go bird watching on my government mandated walk every day

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Hooooly shit just found 4chans dream girl

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>thinking anyone gives a shit about poorthern direland

hast du etwas zeit fur mich

liverpool used to be an extremely relevant industrial port city

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Lads what apps are you lot all using to line up your post lockdown gf/shag?

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>where did they get the money from?
Being the first industrialised nation and global superpower.

here we are then... the lads

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