Land of the """"free""""

this is true
On my eighteenth birthday the government sent a big black man to rape me in the ass because my dad died in prison the day before he was scheduled to be released.
The anal fissure still hasn’t healed. I have to wear a diaper for the next 3 weeks.

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>land of the "free"
>get fined if you grow vegetables in your own yard

Honestly wish every druggie would be executed.

Yes it is. You have to use the drive thru though. All restaurants are "essential" as long as you don't dine-in and just drive thru, delivery, or "curbside pickup"
Liquor stores are also "essential".

What a meme.

its an infraction

huh? wut u mean??

Arrested for growing a plant lmao

>Why yes I did narc on a guy for a pot

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you can get fined by your HOA.
Because you’re going to bring down the property value if everyone has roses and tulips growing in their front yard and then your autistic ass has a fucking Cabbage

Drive thru McDonalds? ESSENTIAL.
Drive thru liquor store? ESSENTIAL.
Drive thru tulip garden? REEE NOT ESSENTIAL YOUR GONNA KILL GRANDMA NOOO

I think he's thinking of some HOA, how they have certain rules/fines for lawns and such.

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odd how it's always canadians

>land of the "free"
>gets arrested for collecting rainfall

acid rain, retard
the government doesn’t like its citizens poisoning themselves

>land of the "free"
>can't cross the road outside of the government assigned crossing zones

When that law was made "Jay" was one of the most offensive cuss words
equivalent to Cunt
Jaywalking is a based law.

Aquaducts in the US are terrible, I'd rather drink rain than the tap water.

Imagine thinking the govermnent cares about the people

>122217888
>Aquaducts

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it's not about acid rain Cletus
enjoy living in open air prison
washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2015/03/24/it-is-actually-illegal-in-colorado-to-collect-the-rain-that-falls-on-your-home/

Rain belongs to the people, imagine if some guy gathered up all the rain in Serbia so nobody else got to drink any and all living creature died unless they paid the guy with all the rain barrel

Colorado is smart on this one. They allow you to use up to 2 barrels to collect water (110 gallons). Plenty enough for normal daily usage. Anyone demanding more is up to no good.

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>Can be sentenced to prison for a few grams of weed
feels bad man
shouldnt it be SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED (unless you're bringing the property value down) then?

I mean, you are the one who signed up to the HOA neighborhood, and you probably did so BECAUSE you wanted those nice looking lawns all around you. Nobody forces you. Its like going to a Hotel, paying for the room, and whining when they don't let you install a new curtain rod.

These rules piss me off so much.

>hates communism
>Rain belongs to the people!

>public resource = communism
You say so buddy, here thats just called plain old common sense.

Have fun getting all your water stolen by the first guy with 10M super barrels

Why did you buy an overpriced house in a HOA neighborhood if you dont like extra rules?

If rain is communism, I wonder what you think of stuff like public roads or sidewalks or parks? More "communism" I presume?
Someone do horseshoe theory but super libertarian types and super Serbian types. Its the same exact thing imho

It's literally insane how car-centric our laws are.

fuck cagers

>gathering rain on your own property denies water to others
Are you retarded, underage, or both?

This, it’s a stupid la but it was made because some retard jewishly started collecting huge amounts of rainwater

Do you think the rainthat falls to the ground on "your property" magically stays on your property forever?
It goes into groundwater reservoirs and lakes and rivers and streams. You know that right?

Also FUCK your property.

private property shouldn't exist

As it should be.

>literal 1's and 0's are illegal in America
>pieces of plastic shaped like people are illegal in America

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I don't live under an HOA, but I don't understand why anyone would tolerate their bullshit.