Mowed the lawn for my neighbour today

Mowed the lawn for my neighbour today.
The sun was out so she offered me lemonade.
She knows I live by myself and asked me if I was eating alright.
I jokingly said I did but would never turn down a good meal.
She made me hamburgers. The good stuff.
We were cleaning the vegetables together and drank a glass of wine.
A glass turned into a bottle.
We had sex and I just returned home.
I was supposed to get some cash for mowing the lawn. What do I do bros? Collect it tomorrow? It will be awkward as fuck.

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go get the money and pipe that bitch again

You already got paid, it was the sex

If you go back and bother her she will accuse you of rape. You know how the game works.

She paid you with food, wine and sex.

That sounds hot.

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But I think I've got taken advantage of, she's a divorcee and I think she's like 50.

>I think she's like 50.
dam dude, robbing the graveyard?

I'd leave it alone, you got enjoyment out of it. Did you not? I'm sure how ever much she owes you isn't worth the hassle. If you play your cards right you can fuck her again

Are westerners this promiscuous or am I a prude? How can you just have sex with a 50 year old lady like that ...

I'm wondering the same but I'm incel

I think it's bullshit

>What do I do bros? Collect it tomorrow?
Yes and while you are at it fuck her again. This time in the ass though. That's how a lot of female fantasies go.

>she's like 50
You're not the first worker she has seduced. She knew what she was doing.

Holy hot based

It does happen to normies.

She takes care of herself, big tiddies and hot.

I don't want this to be true but it probably is.

Did you make out with her?

kek bro not lie I also fucked my 54 year old neighbour 2 weeks ago after getting drunk with her. I've just been avoiding her ever since, checking on my windows if she is around before leaving the house

are you german?

stay safe

>I think I've got taken advantage of
Yes you have, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now you know how women have it.

ur just a low test cuck virgin

no, he's Dutch, just like the Pennsylvania Dutch

I thought of you when reading this post, so you haven't talked to her since?

> He does it for free

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are you people animals?

How did it happen?
Fully consensual?
Story

This is not an Yas Forums thread this is some kind of diary entry you accidentalyl posted on /int.

Let me get this straight, you mown the lawn of a smoking hot MILF, then she cooks for you, drinks with you and then sucks your dick and you are still complaining?

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This is an international discussion discussing the sexual habits of the Dutch

This was pretty common in paganistic Egypt.

Yeah, OP is pretty gay

I've had several hot neighbors through my life and I've had sex with two of them.
I was always ready to bang all of them, what it takes is just a positive sign from them, it can happen but it's quite rare.

No and I don't plan to, I'm getting out of here when quarantine is over and won't return for at least half a year

Yes consensual but we were both drunk as fuck. We always had a good relationship ever since I was a kid, I always talked to her about troubles with my ex girlfriends and shit like that but now it's really akward

The problem is that she didn't pay me and took my innocence.

Glad you got it worse than me, I don't know my neighbour, sounds like you lost someone you could talk with in hard times.

im an autist but handsome. and have had two neighbours make moves on me

one asked me to fix her router, she was biting her lip and everything

other literally invited herself into my home as I was moving in. She just kind of stood in the doorway

condoms never work for me and I get nervous at the idea of hooking up outside of a gf with birth control. But recently I found out that my dick was just too thick for normal condoms and have gotten bigger ones since.. Im still too scared to hook up with them cause I've had so many negative experiences with condoms I doom myself mentally

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