What is being German like?

What is being German like?

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no talk
no cell phone
no funny stuff

suffering

imagine having no empathy

I am not German. How would I know what Germans are like?

>Have a question to germans
>go to Yas Forums where the majority are probably diaspora to ask "Germans" what's like to be German

and?

you are big gay

IT seems that foreign countries you go to make you answer a question as to whether or not you are a nazi. That's pretty sad.

No sense of humor. Like being a robot. Anything thats said is interpretted like a line of code. Be careful saying some idiom like "last night was great we had a gas" as to them it will mean you Auschwitzed someone last night.

Yes, working to pay rapefugees and other yuropoors so they can eat something must be hard

Amusing, The same stereotype is applied to your nation.

This lol Swedes always shit on Germans but Scandis in general have that reputation here

Shit

No idea :^)

i want to be italian

How much fucking threads do you wanna open. Every fucking day man. Stop beeing obsessed

actual illiterate third worlders

if you want some laughs open a thread about British cities with implications to their sameness and poor buildings

Autism. Lots of it, just a different type compared to the most commonly understood autism, finnish autism.

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f*rstie faggot

Swedes and Finns I understand, but Danes and Norwegians don't fit this stereotype at all. We are much more happy and friendly-appearing

How does it feel to be soulless robot? Did you have love or friendship in your life?
Did your parents love you or they made you to pay less taxes?

>We are much more happy and friendly-appearing
such as?

they'll greet you before they call you fat you stupid fat fuck

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I never met a Dane or a Swede
met one really cool Finn and some Norwegians who were nice
I'm merely talking about what people think

Getting drunk with Vodka is not the definition of a healthy happiness Ivan.

If we are robots then how come I just beat this captcha

I mean... I get it, it is not that funny, but I get it.

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>how come I just beat this captcha
It was made to block a different type of soulless machine - Chinese

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Read Nietzsche, especially Thus spoke Zarathustra and especially the part where he talks about the "Übermensch"

It's hard to explain, I guess you could compare the temper of Danes and Norwegians to the Dutch, while comparing the temper of Swedes to that of Germans. This is not to say that one is preferable to the other, I love Swedes and Germans

Most Germans hate themselves.
As a result they start hating other Germans, who as a result are at risk of starting to hate themselves as well and continuing the cycle.

I decided to to break the cycle. I still hate other Germans but I like myself and my international friends.

insatiable bloodlust

German and American are very similar. Just imagine an autistic American

stupid gay

>I guess you could compare the temper of Danes and Norwegians to the Dutch, while comparing the temper of Swedes to that of Germans
I have never met anyone from any of these groups....

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