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megumin

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ventured into reddit at the suggestion of an user, and immediately see a gay star wars reference

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Is he African or something?

were all in here lads

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>gigachad
>organised religion
kek

my name is unironically algernon

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conceptualising my shock

I LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE

THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS

SLOOOOOOWLY

need my poo sniffed

'They were literally about to turn me off and on again': Robert Webb on his brush with mortality

gonna name my son max headroom

Nope, white. I don't know why he's into it. He's a very friendly lad.
The church doesn't seem to be an old denomination like Anglican or Catholic, seems like one of these newer modern charismatic evangelical born-again ones.

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Man stabbed in chest in Smethwick, Birmingham.

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*gives you flowers*

So this is the tabled 'fusion' cuisine I've heard so much about?

nobody involved was english
might as well have happened in belarus

Hollywood's elite preach egalitarianism, but you look at any production today and you'll be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't have a long list of actors, directors and industry people as their ancestors and friends of the family. I think even normies are waking up hypocrisy of our coastal overlords.

the only way he can get out is if he brings someone to replace himself. be careful lad

i dont get it

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Explain

one for all the world's newspaper nerds

listening to unwound

are you being serious when you say you want a femboy/trap gf (male)?
you're unbelievably based if so. being attracted to feminine bois and boys who look and dress like girls requires impeccable taste. i genuinely feel sorry for lads who aren't attracted to femboys and traps, they don't know what they're missing. too bad for them, they're simply don't have high enough IQs. more qt femboys for us anyway, innit.
don't mean to sound gay, but there's nothing better than a cute boy with a soft, slim and feminine body that's been completely shaved and a nice 5.5" willy and shaved pink bumhole. lads objectively have the best bumholes. they're slit/oval-shaped instead of circular like female bumholes, i think that's more aesthetically pleasing.
females cannot compete. even straight lads will admit that fannys are ugly as fuck. willys are more aesthetically pleasing than fannys and lads bumholes are more aesthetically pleasing than girls bumholes. no competition. females exist simply to produce cute boys.

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virgins detected

huh?

Kim Jong Un is dead??? Omg guys this is so epic it's just like that Seth Rogan movie wow America should invade now so North Koreans can enjoy Disney products!! Wowwww now we can go to Pyongyang and eat at Mcdonalds!! :DDDDDD

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Dyed blonde hair looks shite when her natural is clearly black. The brows...

Oh, it's a sex dungeon thing.
Enjoy, gay cunt.

Imagine having the confidence for this

state of that carpet

oh great, gayboi spammer is here...

Alright /brit/, this is my first time I've found this place and this is your own shot at convincing me to stay. Show me why I should stay here, win me over with your best content, the ball is in your court now!

not gay but this pic has given me a stiff willy
got any more? just for a laugh haha

aww :( RIP
did he get kung flu'd?
send my love to his family for me

made a nice meal:
>200g of onion
>50g of carrot
>teriyaki sauce
>50g of smoked bacon bits (which is fuck all because its so high in calories)

NEEED to shag ASAP

ive actually shagged 4 birds thankyou sweaty x

i dunno i think fannies are quite aesthetic sometimes

had more shags that britain has inbred royals

I browse Yas Forums because its the least americanized board

for me i just bang together whatever meat and veg in a pot with chicken stock and rice when i'm lazy

not a meal

haven't had a hot meal in years

>122213601
Get fucked. Leave as soon as humanly possible you wretched little bugman.

post-lockdown goals:
>finish driving lessons & get car
>renew passport & go on holiday (possibly switzerland)
>acquire femboy bf

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do lads make money from posting pictures like this or do they just do it for attention
can't imagine anyone paying for this content

how is it not

I am the least intellectual person in this thread

fuck off cum addict

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d99738a16501

Gonna do an hour a day on duolingo. french and spanish.

housemate was a born again
it was really fucking annoying, every time he talked he was trying to convert me

sorry, your post has violated /brit/ thread rule 5: post contains the word ball, without accompanying it with either of the words golf or sucking. this is your first (1st) warning.

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EUGH lads this is SO cringe and not cute AT ALL its not even remotely cute EUGH

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im not gay either haha
i just think his underwear is interesting
he's called 84evol on twitter and he has videos where he's playing with his uncircumcised willy. being a straight male, it disgusts me. you should watch them just to see how disgusting they are haha you should see how ugly his willy is haha it's not beautiful at all, i definitely dont want to suck it lol and i definitely DO NOT want to rub my bellend on his bellend

mostly for attention, but some of them sell private pictures and videos and have onlyfans

good lad. it takes a truly straight lad to admit it.

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fuck off

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doug