/brit/

ah yes 2% below inflation

first two element of all these self improvement lists should be:
1. one cannot improve oneself
2. reading and writing lists is a waste of time

>>Wear suncream every time you go out even if its overcast, look into retinoids
lol there's some gimp in the Czech Republic who refers to himself as a "chad shagger" who puts on smelly ass sunscreen even when it's overcast out. imagine

Haven't gone this long without shaving since uni. Beard is pissing me off but I sort of want to keep going until lockdown is over

number of accounts that return interest at or above inflation with no risk: 0

Moni's onlyfans lads, one word : PHWOARRRRRRRRRRR she's getting really in to it now, uploading new pictures daily

any tier 3 poki sub man in

Keep telling myself I'll start noporn once I've wanked to the 5-6 videos I have 'bookmarked' in my mind

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>asmr girl deepfakes on /gif/

kino

NEED him to smash out of his mausoleum with the sole intention of crushing covid19 (and capitalism at some other point in the future)

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been indulging in some chocolate again

Really makes you think...

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it looms lads

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Oh God, there's another old bastard, dancing this time in Scotland.

My cringeometer had just come down to normal levels

God she's literally the perfect woman.

even current accounts had interest rates well above inflation before 2008
how do (((they))) get away with this?

It doesn't smell at all. It's a brand called La Roche Posay (named for all the posay I get) and it's also not tinted so it's basically just moisturiser which protects skin from sun damage which virgins like you have.

nofap is impossible when you're subscribed ot moni's onlyfans

I had a 14% Santander ISA back before the credit crunch

mental how cringe levels have hit a new high since this 'rona stuff started
find myself having to switch off the radio daily for a few minutes to avoid it
normiebook is full of the shite too, truly dismal

Don't know why so many weirdos on Yas Forums have jungle fever. Most of the time it's continentals as well.

Yes ma driller

mad how much banks are jewing us and getting away with it

dire gimmicks

Give us an updated screenshot mate, you hit the big 30 yet?

Wear your sunscreen. The UVB rays that damage your skin like this penetrate the clouds, you aren't safe no matter how overcast it is

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HELLO

NAH I'M IN /BRIT/

YEAH NAH IT'S AWFUL

YEAH

BUNCH OF WANKERS

ALRIGHT CIAO

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silence goyim

it's no one's fault that no banking institution offers an account with interest that matches or beats inflation thus forcing ANYONE who wants to simply maintain the value of their own hard-earned money to invest in risky stocks & shares ISAs that provide seethe money for rich bankers to bet with

no one is behind it. Just keep consuming product and get excited for next product

That's insane

> The spectators around us were continually calling out to us and commenting
upon our performance with such exclamations as the following: "O God, what a
magnificent thrust." "How splendidly he drives it home to her." "See how
deliciously their bodies meet together." "What a splendid prick, what beautifully
large stones, how exquisitely do they flop against her buttocks,"

chuckling

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>La Roche Posay (named for all the posay I get)
>protects skin from sun damage which virgins like you have.
I can't believe this jaypost is unironic

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>I was only pretending to be retarded

wew

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yeah it's over 30k now, I save precisely £573/month so this month's wage tipped it over

technically the interest alone would have got me past 30k this month (I get the interest added monthly)

my """savings""" account is only 2.75% (still below inflation)
boils my piss

got called a disgrace to the family name at the zoomed family sunday dinner

what happened lad?

my skin is better than yours and I haven't worn sunscreen ever since my mother made me wear it

just a social experiment bro

youtube.com/watch?v=0rn21V7nnSI

I promise you this is the best song you'll listen too all day

lads going to be living in a single room with 2 bunk beds and one bathroom with 3 british girls. what should i expect? two of them are good looking aswell

twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/1253814161441796102?s=19
Rosy seeking investment advice

>yeah it's over 30k now
Get in there de lad
Fellow ISA Chad here but I'm only on 26k at the moment

I already listed to Joanna by Alexinno and Starchild, so you're mistaken

pic related is what all of the amateur bankers in this thread look like, no exceptions

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talking no porn

yeah except they have £30k liquid while you have nothing

Dire

You know you're a disgrace to the family name when the "our" prefix gets dropped from your first name.

lots of me shouting about who the fuck even eats cabbage in this day and age

post pics

i get 1.4% frlom my easy access account
and 1.7% from my sharia notice account.
2.95% from my help to buy isa
2.75% from my regular saver

Cowardly little bitch. Afraid of the fact I'm more popular and definitely more attractive than you. Debate me, you yellow belly crusty boomer sellout fraud cuck wanker dickhead. I know that you actually envy me, because you're a pathetic inauthentic little bitch.

Wealthy people out

>1.7% from my sharia notice account

I thought interest was haram?

anyone fancy investing in my runt farm

unfortunately due to covid we've had our credit rating reclassified to make us junk bonds

Choon

>2.95% from my help to buy isa
who?

Mine got cut since Corona w Natwest to 2

get out of my country you dirty brown bastard

Very cringe behaviour

Maybe if she had normal hair

not british culture related

proper easy to save money if you're not dropping £500/month on a financed Audi A3

Wouldn’t mind a few drinks like but knowing me I don’t know when to stop and I have to wake up early in the morning

I have nothing but sheer loathing for a tranny who assumed the name of a woman he recorded in her most vulnerable moments
utterly despicable

can't say i agree lad
in fact i can say that i vehemently disagree

a fair point I reckon, your family must be normies
I do like cabbage though, and it gives me bigly braps every time without fail, quite enjoyable on the way in and way out tbqh

>order arrived in town yesterday
>expected delivery wednesday

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>he's still wearing a mask
yikes

>2.25% help to buy
>0.1% easy access

already plenty of runt farms in Australia
youtube.com/watch?v=Wfi4LRHQAbw&lc

not if you live in london unfortunately

cost of living sucks everything away

hawt hawt hawt

get said when i think about the fact that 58000 americans who died in vietnam
should've been 10 times that at least, given vietnam's death toll as a result of america carpetbombing vietnam like the fascist cowards they are

hope to god the new normal

>just seen a grown man wearing a backpack
wtffff bet he's a peado

just pisses me off that you cant use youtube as a background app on your phone like what a shit idea why cant i put some tunes on and have a browse instead of having to stare at a video just to listen to a song its supposed to be 2020 what a load of shite having fish n chips for my tea n im gonna smother it in peas sound

Do you live with mummy?

youtu.be/0v8r2S2xH_w
You lads do careful select your fragrances, don't you?

they call it expected profit rate so its not guaranteed
local building society - pain in the arse because they dont do anything online.
not muslim lad just happy to lend them lots of my money for above inflation interest rates.

download newpipe

you try to buy a cheeky twix at the paki shop, but she blocks your path and asks for your essential worker licence

wyd?

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amer is a vile little cretin with no remorse that uses being a tranny to achieve victim status