Why did the Polak cross the road?

>Why did the Polak cross the road?
>He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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Holy BASED
How will P*les ever recover?

>How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
>Turn off the carousel.

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kek

thats actually pretty funny

>Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

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بول لاند

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>How many Polaks does it take to fly an airliner into the ground?
>A parliament

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>Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died?
>Five sailors died digging his grave.

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أرض الوعاء

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>Do you know what a Polish Airplane Refuel is?
>You jump in the ass of the horse and aim its cock into your wife

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this isnt fair to poland and its quite rude
inb4 shutup fat

t. Polish intellectual

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kek

>How do we know that Poles have been to space?
>The great wagon is missing its wheels

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lmao

bump

these two are pretty funny

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stop it

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this one's good

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based

Bruh

Poles are based though

>Why did the Pole cross the road
>To clean the Anglos toilet.

>Did you hear about the Pole who went to school?
>No.
>He grew up to be a respectable man with a nice wife and 3 kids, after landing a high paying job and graduating at the top of his class with a STEM degree!

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Two Polish men are out hunting in a forest, when they notice some tracks on the ground.
The first one says, "Those are boar tracks! There must be a boar nearby!"
The second one replies, "No, you idiot, those are clearly deer tracks!"
The first one says, "I've been hunting in this forest for longer than you've been alive, and I think I can spot a set of boar tracks when I see one!"
"You must be drunk if you think those tracks are from a boar! They were clearly left by a deer!"
The two men continue arguing for a few minutes, until they are both hit by a train.

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>Did you hear about that Swiss guy...
>Sorry, I don't recognize any Swiss guys.

>Have you seen this austrian man...
>Sorry, I don't know where Austria is.

>Do you know this place in Sweden...
>Sorry dude, Sweden is too irrelevant.

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OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY GERMANICBROS

>What does a Polish steel worker do?
>Steal, like all the others.

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