I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Kim Yo Jong's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Kim Yo Jong. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my Juche mommy, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Kim Yo Jong. I’m waiting for you.
>new at about 290 like to live dangerously do we? bit of an adrenaline junkie? well you just be careful
Ayden Ramirez
wait, there was an even EARLIER one and everyone's gone to it?? well we'll see about that
Jaxon Howard
T.incel
Adam Brooks
Don't get how people can spend the hours a day doing unpleasant repedative motions to make any meaningful inrodes into fitness I did 10-25km on a bike a day out of circumstance and after 3 months vs after I'd put on 15kg and now lost half that I've never felt any difference at all in fitness or what my body can do
Andrew Garcia
Out on the South Downs lads, will simply never understand the runts ITT that think Britain is depressing
Christopher Nguyen
i had a better edition in mind but nooo you just had to go and post an early shitpost edition twat
imagine sanna marin licking your bollocks tenderly after kim yo jong bashed them in
Julian Mitchell
Just want to thank you for reusing an old instead of making a new
Camden Russell
going to funky town want anything?
Sebastian Foster
fuck off i was robbed by the sneed edition 50 minutes ago
Ryan Johnson
Platinum and Heart Gold. Corr I might give em another play through but I have such a giant backlog of video games to play already.
Nathan Wood
get us a few treats from flavour town while you're on your way there
Blake Roberts
IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.
bet your mum forced you to watch soaps when you were a child and didn't allow you to enjoy anything
Gavin Edwards
>Route 210 Based, simply based.
Parker Green
nah some people just have the right energy. like god himself has branded "shagger" on their souls
Julian Roberts
It's called being the only female on Earth with nukes at her disposal.
Matthew Russell
thought black2 was pretty alri
Connor Hill
they were happier days lad
Dylan Perry
watching tiger king last weekend really left me frazzled. spent the whole subsequent week deliberating in my head who was the worst person in the bunch
Yeah possibly. Just a bit wild how the big promise of the Internet bringing people together has just led to more of the same old same old.
Chase Ramirez
do you miss playing on the swings too?
Jeremiah Edwards
In the 1800s, British sailors would eat lime and lemon fruits to prevent scurvy. Yank sailors didn't eat fruit and mocked the British sailors by calling them "limeys".
Dreamt that I went on dragons den with a product idea for a foldable electric toothbrush with a charging station network at every water fountain (great for the homeless) Duncan Bannatyne told me it's a terrible idea but the paki lad sympathised with me a bit
Alexander Morris
same
the worst part for me was that meth lad from califonias funeral with his meth mum crying while listening to joe exotic reminisce about the times he used to get his balls out in front of people when he was on drugs
Hudson Barnes
shall be reusing this pasta for many moons to come
wonder do ethnics genuinely seethe at the casual racism on Yas Forums or do they just laugh it off as shitposting/bants?
Xavier Ortiz
Don't believe you, dreams don't have electricity
Josiah Turner
This is quite possibly the worst take I have ever heard.
John Rogers
i have a sort of faux-RP accent i got from growing up poor and then going to uni and being around loads of tarqs. makes me cringe every time i hear myself.
Adam Reyes
after year 10 i wagged almost every single class until i got expelled
Carson Thomas
Kim Jong Un being the fat spoiled retard king who dies young and Kim Yo Jong being the cunning intelligent manipulative ice queen who takes over sounds like a Game of Thrones plot
Lincoln Harris
righto why'd you do that then
Jose Roberts
Kim Yo Jong is only a few years older than me. When I was in high school she would have been in high school too
Is this my life now? World leaders in my age group? How long until they start being younger than me?
watching world at war and have to be honest nazi germany looked quite nice
Dominic Russell
watched first 2 episodes of 'gangs of london' yesterday. load of shite. byker grove had better writing. downloading sopranos (season 1 - 6) looks like kino is back on the menu boys
Caleb Long
The chink in any scenario because chinks have small dicks and no sex appeal
Anthony Martinez
have drank an average of 9 pints a night this weekend
Brandon Butler
Back to work tomorrow. I'm really gonna miss not having to deal with people.
Christian Taylor
thinking about your dog again? sad act
Ryder Russell
This was the toughest Pokemon I ever had, Motherfucker could KO God with one punch
reckon woman presidents and that could have slaveboys and some people would apply for that position
Carter Lopez
depends, in my experience immigrants are pretty lenient, but 2nd or 3rd generation 'immigrats' born here get the Guardian disposition and there's no joking around them
