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kek this is me
Emmett stfu kid, you know I’d break your spine in two
emmett actually believes every australian poster that types with no punctuation is the same person
need him to have a trip but hes not a sex offender as far as im aware
love sucking my toes
>but hes not a sex offender as far as im aware
he wants to rape his own sister and has a fantasy about fucking his hypothetical daughter
How do you break this things neck exactly?
Man he’s sick
he namefagged for a while
wonder why he stopped
just heard someone say big fat nothingburger in person. might murder them
need to fuck some male footpussy
Step one: mount elephant
Step two: wrap arms around elephants neck
Step three: squeeze
Step four: ???
Step five: profit
>wonder why he stopped
people filtered him and he craves attention
he's a known nonce
So let me get this straight.
>Space is fake
>Dinosaurs are fake
>Aliens are fake
>9/11 is fake
>AIDS is fake
>Corona is fake
>Holocaust is fake
>Nukes are fake
>Reality itself might be fake
you don't the aussie is jsut over confident. the waytheir handlers would kill them if they went beserk in battle was by driving an iron nail through the back of it's skull. you really have to feel sorry for the North African Elephant. they went extinct in pointless battles and in coliseums for plebs amusements
Need Kim Jong Un's sister to sit on my face.
If emmett posts another ugly selfie here I may get sick
yeah but how would his ego spin that?
The fucking SEETHE lmfao.
My work here is done.
Get a fucking grip.
how does his schizo brain spin the fact that he looks like a nazi poster for subhumans yet he's a neonazi?
What's with the weirdo yank in here?
em why'd you stop namefagging?
have to be more specific
reckon it's emmayank with a new gimmick
same autistic obsession on a single thing
just expressing myself :)
I don’t know, I’ve done it off and on several times. Guess I just felt like it.
Only literal virgins like clogwog care, mate.
he "doesn't know"
low effort, even by his standards
Should you constantly try to be funny and have banter with birds on dating apps/any bird you're chatting to or not
I've heard conflicting advice that some girls will think it looks like you're trying too hard to impress and lose interest because you're just a clown
Ever do a fart and it smells exactly like you've opened a bag of crisps? whats up with that eh?
yeah he's running out of steam as it were
I’ve always wanted to hunt someone down and kill them
What, do you want some elaborate multi-layered response as to why?
Please, find a hobby. Not for me but for the parents you’ve disappointed in life.
sounds like you're made to collect taxes for the government
It's not me you fucking clog-wearing homo.
I know why, I just wanted to hear what you think
hate it when random people stop me in the street to tell me how amazing and attractive I am
it's like come on guys haha let me live my life, you know?
Haven’t even acknowledged clogwog’s existence itt and the little freak is pounding out paragraphs dedicated to me like he’s fucking paid to do it.
I've always wanted to suck irish feet
knew you'd get spawned
have my OC
You don’t know anything about anything, mate. Lets be honest. Cheers.
I know all about you and your cause
you're the one who told me I know it
might go for a drive
>mfw this foot poof still hasn't been kicked out
for old times sake
what have you done for the cause emmett?
ah yes let me just kick him out then
CANT QUIT IT
emmett gen-you-yne-lee on the ropes
dont do drugs
just not my scene
Can’t say as I’ve learned to value and appreciate my freedom. Don’t feign ignorance, sweetie.
I am the king of the faeries
thoughts? still not sure if i should wear gold or silver
as I said, I'm well aware of who you are and what you've done
Runt cage status : rattled.
Oh for fuck sake. Get some help you absolute melter.
could you tone it down with the homophobia please?
dont need artificial pleasure amplifiers to enjoy my life
very disappointed to here that emmett, is in fact, a sex offender
What are Irish people like?
ahh, so this is /brit/ huh?
any chris-chan documentary man in?
So how come I know why you stopped namefagging but you don't?
you won't get arrested for sharing that info
don't have a job
don't talk to any girls
don't have any friends
just not my scene
big fan of the gay porn spammer
The men have nice feet
are you the fabled virgin kiwi? very rare species
disappointed to “hear” mate
we’ll make a primary school speller out of you yet
*pops my head around the door*
Alri lads how's it fo...bloody hell what's going on in here?
No I lost my virginity when I was 15.
generally those with blue veins look better in gold and green in silver, check your wrists