Why are American accents so godawful and pathetic?

Why are American accents so godawful and pathetic?

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>this thread again

Kill yourself

Be my gf?

>tf
>tp
you guys all sound like faggots lol

>Whah ah ahmerican ahxents sauh gaudawful aend pahfetic

Great Vowel Shift is a mistake

Kys leftenant

Americans are based fellow RHOTIC BVLLS

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The southern accent spoke in a formal voice is actually based

Too many spices in food starting since early childhood caused the permament tongue damage and- in general - weak tounge development and even in extreme case the complete disturbtion of speach development. I would call it MUSS - the FAS of america - from the combination of "mutt" and " sssssssssssspices" or SHART - Spice-Harmed American Rhetorical Tardation.