Your cunt

>your cunt
>if you could be anyone else who would you be

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I would want to be a 6’2 handsome Norwegian man in a small village with a loving buxom blonde wife and a steady job as a history teacher at a local school. I don’t want fame or riches whatsoever.

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An indian tech guru who is also a ebay card scammer that targets american boomers and post on social media "show boobs and vagina"

Me, but better and richer.

This and living in Monaco.

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That sounds miserable
You have to be another person, you can’t just change your own qualities

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Me but with no hairloss, no performance anxiety and taller.
I would be a Kiwi working as a park ranger or zoologist in the jungle.

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I would be a version of myself with money, Damn my life would be fucking great. I would never ever have to use a website full of incels, inbreds, autists and terrorists. But hey, guess what? I didn't chose to be born in a shithole

A park ranger.

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Why?

park ranger bro!

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