I just sticked a finger up my ass when masturbating. I didn't feel bad but not good either, sort of like taking a shit

I just sticked a finger up my ass when masturbating. I didn't feel bad but not good either, sort of like taking a shit.

I had to go wash my finger for a long time afterwards. Will probably not do again.

Any questions?

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Did you smell your finger afterwards?
It doesn't smell of poo, it's a weird mucousy aroma that lingers even after you wash it.

What were you fapping to

everyones been there lad

Not him, but I have previously tried it (I didn't get any sensation out of it either) and my finger most definetily smelled like poo.

Why is this face common with mongoloids?

Yes and it didn't smell anything but it felt icky
I had some random shit on pornhub put on full blast but I had my eyes closed and thought about a big titty indian girl who asked me if I wanted to spend the night with her (this was four years ago and I didn't sleep with her because I was shy)

yeah why the fuck

just classic swedish activities

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I did this too awhile ago. Just like for you it didn't do much for me, though. Pretty distgusting and not worth it.
But it could be ok with enough experience (knowing where excactly the g spot is)

homogay cope

A girl I had sex with did it when she gave me a handjob and it felt really good when she did it

When I did it it just felt like having my finger in the butt

you can't tickle yourself or your prostate as good as someone else doing it for you

Is this a bulgar proverb

the last few months I've been getting into sticking my finger up my bum to siphon farts out manually. Love it when I have a really big one and I feel the rush of the wind all down my finger to my hand. Love sniffing my finger after too.

Based

it's turkish therefore bulgarian

you can buy a flatulence facilitator

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how would your parents react if they saw you doing this? would you get stoned?

They would probably tell me to remove my finger at once

wtf

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Fucking Euro savages

Fingers just don't cut it. (ps now you feel what women feel when a dick is not big)

Unironically try a toy

So even though your post You are going to ask your friend to teach you how to finger (your anus)

No embarrassing please. The subject is mad and has been for years and years.
Of course nobody fingers his anus here.
We're mad. And I do not and can not write this.

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flag checks out

I once put it in the wrong hole and got the other girl to suck it right after

never said a thing

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You're supposed to find the prostate

Are you retarded? As if the girl didn't notice.

how do you know if you find it?
ive tried several times but it never really feels like the homos describe

Never
said
a
thing

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