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can't stand anybody who sincerely uses the term "my people"

'ate thread splitters

HOLD THE LINE

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Screamed at my mum today, full on autismo meltdown, all the neighbours heard. She got messages asking if she was all right.

reckon i should probably go back on my meds

Gross. You can't kiss this weird belly

thread OP i didnt post this but agree with the lad
this JF thread is shit

the plan is to drink myself to an early grave

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>cricket

fuck off rasheed

shut the fuck up you nonce
>reckon i should probably go back on my meds
yeah you should

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52418946

>volunteers not required

bbc.co.uk/news/business-52409359

>ventilators not required

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unironically enjoyed all the twilight books
you don't kiss it you use it as a pillow

Haven't had a wank in over a week lads

>talking postively of twilight

hello f*moids

Think you need to create an account for the /brit/ radio. Cba doing that

don't want to join the military. definitely not my idea of getting out of the mundane aspects of life.

feel like the military appeals to directionless 18 year olds moreso than bored 27 year olds.

me? big fan of nervana
youtu.be/yTh9qiXEy4Q

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based
except i come from a long line of alcoholics who die of everything except alcoholism
so it's dangling from the nearest gumtree for me

high test yet?

theory going round that ventilators do more harm than good with corona patients

the median age of chink flu deaths is 80
millions upon millions of people are being forced out of jobs or risk losing their business
workforces are being obliterated to benefit those who no longer participate in them
anywhere that isn't a major metropolitan shit hole is doing just fine

suck my arse

Good on ya mate

Honestly quitting wanking is harder than quitting fags

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what happened lad

woah, better buy a gun!

break the chain lad
give yourself liver cancer

then have a shitty meaningless fucking boring life. next.

prefer a flatter less flabby affair myself. always feel like lads on 4chow who fetishise weird flaws like that are just clutching at flaws and deformities that make women seem more attainable.

cheap but decent running trainers? new balance?

brother ate his scotch egg, she took his side

can't
gramps drinks more than me, and has been doing so for longer than me, and he's in his late 80s
sumbitch is invincible

true
youtube.com/watch?v=C9id7xuI6XM

at an important point in my life
if things don't improve and take a direction i'm happy with in the next two years, i'm topping myself

Disgusted by the idea of shagging or having a romantic relationship with a bloke but sissy hypno porn is pretty hot don't really understand

fuck off sheed mcdoherty

>you need to join the military to have a meaningful life

stunning

youtu.be/_4RCOfYI1ow
youtu.be/_4RCOfYI1ow

Do you still exist? Based
I which they made a continuation to Aang's story instead of creating this retarded Korra series

Can't really remember tbqh but apparently I screamed and swore for a bit then went upstairs. All kicked off because she pointed at me.

Worst bit is all the neighbourhood children were in their gardens and we live in a middle class white area even though we're probably closer to dolescum in terms of family dysfunction.

Not sure, how do I check?

After about 3 days I was relentlessly horny but now it doesn't seem to bother me too much desu, not sure why

looks a lot like the toilfu

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sounds a bit like me tbqh

How old are you?

in 2020? yes

had a toilfu but had a gf then toilfu got a bf
now i haven't got a gf or toil

Cannot comprehend how im in the same internet forum as this individual i have probably interacted with this person.

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that was a prime meme for sure

Calm before the storm. Your addiction has failed to win by brute force and overt temptation, it shifts to a more cunning approach. Now come the thoughts like "I've earned on now" and "this is so easy, I'll just stop again after"

Stay strong lad.

skinnyfat is disgusting

asics

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>she will never smile at you like this

might as well do it now because the shutdowns enacted by western governments have fucked everyone over for the next several years

just made a thread on /sp/ stealing the joke from the aussie in the last thread about the chinese cricket team eating all the bats
big fan of that joke

Is your mother also an embittered man-hating divorcee?

Stop being dramatic you cringeworthy twat

good, it's insulting

That’s a full bladder you retards

I still can't get over what they did to /our guy/

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Yep lads open up the database of all the 25 year olds in the uk. Almost have him

think i'll wait lad - still have some hope

Somehow Billy Batts has returned, that mothafuckin' mutt!

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i feel personally attacked

>always feel like lads on 4chow who fetishise weird flaws like that are just clutching at flaws and deformities that make women seem more attainable.
Innit, why else do so many lads in here insist on posting pictures of attractive transsexuals

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What was the joke in full sorry?

lest we forget

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sue

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gay cunt is pointing to james may

Honestly I kind of believe his breakdown. He was clearly a loon even before all the shit came out. Wouldn't be surprised if he has a personality disorder.

BBC1, lads. Alan Partridge Alpha Papa.
You watching it with me?

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I think there's a different mentality behind that

REAL HUMAN BEAN

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isn't spee one of the slowest boards these days? lool

Love how it's obviously pointing at James May and he's oblivious and thinks hes in on the banter desu

the sad thing here is lad that you're disgusted on a purely societal / conventional level. if your willy likes it and it's not hurting anyone then you're a fucking moron if you let 'urgh i was taught this is disgusting/my m8s would hammer me for liking this' etc stop you getting involved. repression doesn't help anyone. you're much happier if you get on with it and put your willy in the thing you want to put it in.

...

fair enough
mid-twenties are the vf/normie cut-off point really
don't dispute me, i'm right

>fix or repair daily
cringe

Yas Forums is easily the funniest board on here

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i see much of myself in this character

i DEMAND a muslim shopping hour
it's not fair that we have to wait in line with the kaffir who stuff their pig faces during the day

>I think there's a different mentality behind that
That mentality being?

yeah so more chance of my thread being successful without being flooded out by the live match threads

he's a jew lmao who cares
he's gonna be living it up in jail, just like old mate epstein

might do la, might do

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