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drunk again ahah

can we talk about something nice?
when this blows over whats the first thing you're going to do for holidays?

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Genuinely astonished at how terrible some of the webm's posted here are

scarborough

you started it because of my post on shagging the tiktok girl before anyone else if she was my daughter
you can't even see the strings lad
i'm also the guy arguing with you about merry's argument

>7:52

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Nothing because I am slowly going bankrupt because of this shit, haha.

just as I am reconsidering my points on fathering a daughter being cuckoldry you go and post this webm
simply refuse to accept that having a daughter is not the ultimate cuck

LARPing as having children

sad cunt

her: "I'm not going to take your surname proto-DH"

me: "no"

stalin didn't build commieblocks
most soviet citizens lived in the same hovels they and their descendants lived in throughout the 20s-30s

khruschev built the commieblocks after stalin died

buy a house or maybe rent
which is better?

want to see something really terrible?

>getting mad over something like this
why do you have such a shit temper? is it just an anglo thing?

Go back to the office lmao
some time after probably a holiday, going to try and avoid the rush I expect will happen

lads if your gf wanted you both to double-barrel your surname when you get married what would you do?

women are not human

they exist in between Humanity and the Animal kingdom

waheyyyyyyyyyyyy ahah
youtube.com/watch?v=OyIvdxfkNA4

going to get a mortgage

right yes I see however I am also a virgin so I am not well equipped to spar with you in this particular intellectual duel

'

so close :'(

nice seeside
fuck
what about when you get back on your feet.
what you gonna do when you get a chance for a break?

got two holidays booked for the end of july middle of august
then going to blow 8k savings on a trip to south east asia

I don't have friends so I doubt anywhere

double barrel her face

>if your gf
doesn't apply here as i am a virgin freak with no gf

any webm that isn't chinkchock shit is a good webm

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Like it desu, it is like creating a new dynasty.

gf unironically tried this onee, said it is a no from me and good luck

my last name is 16 characters long (greek)

I would very much like to shag that back

post smug emmetts

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go somewhere alone?

I think I'm gonna end up killing myself to be honest lad. I'm gonna lose everything if this goes on too long.

videos like this always amaze me because of their unintentional cinematography
it's shot beautifully

love their faces when they realie it's a midget

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cool

don't steal my emmett pics from earlier without permission in future

party rockers in the house tonight

26 years old
this is my year to go out

there really is nothing so good as the burn in the stomach when you take a swig of booze

This 'rona is the best thing to ever happen

terrible form and ROM

arms should be parallel with the ground
shoulders retracted

why are his eyes so puffy here?

Hello Yankolololopolis

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So fucking depressed

Niece and family hate me

Have a crippling drug addiction ngl

Peak comfy

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well lads?

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bet mikey would object to that

gonna go to home bargains in hull
treat myself to some viscount biscuits

Haven't had a lick of alcohol touch my lips in over 3 years.

This is what peak physical performance looks like

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Sad ):

don't do that lad. try to bounce back.

it really was
even though it fucked up my plans for travel it was still worth it

polyscum btfo'd

I genuinely don’t feel like going on holiday any time soon.

what about sips of alcohol?

reddit.com/r/transpassing/
doing a read

looks 45

Love pooey willards

coz he prefers to take a swig of cum? ahahah

same

crying

caravan-alone on a friday night again mikey?

wish i could eat like the strong men
youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g

Put on a bit of chub during the 'ckdown

5th night off the booze
Struggling, so hard not to drink on nice warm evenings like this

for me its kidderminster pizza hut

Of course. No harm in a drink now and again

yea haha, still it takes a brave man to bare his soul like that and i respect him for it

christ
so many of them try to embody female aesthetics which are popular online among lonely guys but not very common in real life
i wonder why?

prefer small-medium bums

lads

black willies

big fan

n g l

me irl
youtube.com/watch?v=E6jlqcAjong

Every night is Friday night for me kid

just cried at shaun of the dead on itv2
lockdown has me in a proper state aha :'(

honestly

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which scene did u cry at la

always been pretty bad with money but managed to save up a nice amount before/during all this so going to take the missus for a big holiday maybe tokyo or somewhere like that

michael

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I'm too schizo to post even below her neck pic

don't remember this morrissey song

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The scene when his mum reveals she is infected always makes me very upset

Oh fucking hell, right below that is THIS

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Mens arses

how did you know?
it's what i always wanted
can never have to many of these

well you quit kicking me under the table
i'm trying - will somebody make her shut up about it?
will you settle down please

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are you taller than your father

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the most enjoyable moment for me was after a hard day of toil i came home quite shattered.

i forgot to go shopping but i couldnt be arsed.
all i had was milk, a can of sardines and an orange.
it was a really good meal. i felt so down about the world but strangely that meal lifted me in spirits. some how it was the best treat i could have asked for.

>18
Not looking at more of these

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bendoid

Is trump like 6’4

when philip is about to die and he pours his heart out to shaun honestly related to it so much

shorter

10 hour shifts 7 days on, 4 days off
1 hour commute each way
physically exhausting
26k a year

cba might just get a just in tesco dow m road

that's alri lad
wasn't going to wank to her, just was going to live vicariously through you
i, too, know the sting of tfw no thicc titcow gf

Would at least consider shagging. Ngl

>y'all
there's that word again

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that guy's going to kill himself sometime down the line, you can just tell

Prefer a nice youse

He used to be, he's probably around 6'2 now. Barron has just turned 14 and is 6'5 or something.

You now remember Cara Delevigne

Would break up any yankoid need from his mothers cunt ngl

youtu.be/iilzRF_5EL8

hows your relationship with your dad

This guy is extremely retarded.

Why do you bother with it lad? Doesn’t sound like a great deal

look at his hands

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definitely something about uni that turns brits into insufferable shitstains

taking god's seed straight up the jacksie

Only people who look like this should be saying ya'll

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lads - how much do you reckon you'd need to earn to live a good life?
epicureans need not apply - i mean one of relatively high material comfort
a nice house - not one you'd settle for but one you'd be proud to own
enough money for luxuries such as regular traveling, or whatever you might like (if you're into fashion, then enough money to buy clothes etc)
it goes without saying but you would have this without needing to stress about money - obviously it wouldn't be unlimited, but you would know you could do what you want and still be within budget

cannae forget those brows

Any of you lads watched that series on Netflix called Gaylords Say No?

Uni does that in general to everyone.

Soul

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Who was England's greatest ruler?

Most likely but never know though, maybe I'll make some friends after it is over haha

no

no

I reckon at least £50k with a partner earning similar