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>shaved my head for the second time
>managed not to cut myself anywhere this time
Every little success counts.

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He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck of the Kriegsmarine

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I like you guys and gals so much
You're very good people (except slontard and trami)

>white skin
>brown hair
>black pubic hair
the fuck? is my dick the last remain of a gypsy ancestor?

Yea, based

I had blond (and I mean literally light blond) facial hair until recently. Now my mustache is almost black, while my hair is brown. Sideburns are still blond. WTF honestly.

Any chameleons in your family tree?

I'm just a genetic freak.

Bump

>hair colorless gray-brown
>beard red like an orangutan's
honestly, i love it

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>eat Maccas
>Feel fine
>Eat home made stuff
>Have diarrhea
Maybe it's the cheese? Could I be lactose intolerant?

>no hair
>beard turning gray
>leaky penis|
>overweight
>premature ejaculator
>body hair
>poor, gambling addict
>have all kinds of drugs with me but no money

is there hope

>beard turning gray

you're done for

>beard turning gray
How old are you?
What homemade stuff did you eat? Maybe you ate stale food.

>beard turning gray
this is the end for you, old man

i'm turning 30 in september

>leaky penis|
elaborate

Melegszendvics with tea

You probably just ate expired cheese or ham or something.

my penis is dischargins liquids randomly. kind of like post cum. its really annoying

serbia: the post

Huh

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*blocks your path*

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*unblocks your path*

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