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>brits making fun of american death rates
>while being a third world country in comparison to Germanics and Nordics
they're called a fringe not bangs
how come clogwog is the only one allowed to make /brit/ threads anymore
what has he got going on with janman?
America has been third world compared to germanics and nordics for a decade now.
America's a complete shithole, but it's somehow better than the UK, which is mad.
lol remember when you let in millions of non whites and they started raping so many of your citizens you stopped reporting them
Drink your disinfectant Cleetus.
>but it's somehow better than the UK
[x]doubt
honestly wish civil war could break out so we can finally rid ourselves of you people
might replace my windows 10 ltsb with windows 10 pro
need to consoom updates
Do brits really?
#Oh show me the way to the next disinfectant bar...
if that was true then you'd post in your own thread you utter cretin
jog on
I said I'm drinking hot coffee
what're you drinking?
Having a few pints of dettol lads, and you?
keep saying if fag
#Have a disinfectant on me...
i know you're completely and utterly obsessed with the US, but it's true.
t. welsh man living in the states
saw on the cover of some gossip magazine a few weeks back that meghan dumped harry is that true?
Need a good belt of disinfectant in that lad. The shitgibbon said so.
rock hard reading this
have baited the kraut in to replying to me with a really long post
wait for it
ltsb is shit
just go for regular enterprise edition
south africa apparently banned all alcohol sales in their lockdown
grim 2bh
literally same with you and pakis, except that is reverse colonization lol
#Got him on milk and disinfectant...
lol
t. prince madoc
>t. welsh man living in the states
Treat yourself to a disinfectant julep.
Americans
>high death rate
>high freedoms
Germans
>super low death rate
>medium freedoms
Brits
>high death rate
>no freedoms
keep saying it fag
Whaddaya mean I'm based? Based how?
>americans
>freedom
LMAO
I actually gave the sides a little trim two weeks ago so I have not entirely been honest.
The top hasn't been touched though.
>The shitgibbon said so.
what does this mean?
>he spends his friday night sitting at home doing nothing
oh dear oh dear
you ARE going to the biggest minecraft concert of the year tonight, aren't you lads?
#There's a tear in my disinfectant...
anglos are just fucked no matter what
opening pubs in the czech republic lads, when will ours open?
>>medium freedoms
>being this delusional
Hate how everyone's acting like we're being so brave and resilient by staying indoors when all it is is a fucking cold going around
Can you IMAGINE the fake stoicism and virtue signalling when a real apocalypse happens?
>be leftypol
>no corbyn
>no sanders
>develop extreme case of TDS
Drink your disinfectant burgermong.
West Germany is a US puppet state.
> Number of US coronavirus deaths rises above 50,000 in world's deadliest outbreak of the disease
STOP HEY
WHATS THAT SOUND
ALL THE YANKEES ARE IN THE GROUND
Ughs this. I've ran out of disinfectant and I'm thirsty as all hell.
On no. All those blacks and browns in London dying.
You're a traitor if you don't drink your disinfectant.
Rock hard till he mentioned his balls
Someone update me on why the Yanks are angry.
>let my people go-lf
ok that's hilarious
GO DOWN TIGER
WAY DOWN ON GREEN LAND
TELL ALL THE REPS TO
LET MY PEOPLE GO-LF
americans literally take gulps of fake molten popcorn butter
stores open
schools open
can meet people
can lie out in the park
tourism reopening in may/june
After there's a vaccine.
I’ll be attending for Charli xcx and kero kero bonito
>CORONA borealis
why is she walking towards the camera?
just a few more weeks. All you have to do is be a good boy and stay at home and we will give you your toys back when we are satisfied with your performance.
I think my favourite part about the yank autism outbreaks here is it's always in responce to some really inane dumb shit like a stupid tweet. They get super angry about it and start quoting crime stats about our country or getting really personal.
I bet you he'll start spamming black porn soon.
the UK is in great company
Britain is more so
Pint of zoflora please barkeep, put it on my tab
Oh shit, better buy a gun!
/brit/ outside aussie power hour?
yeah, I'm thinking its dogshit flag wars
now for some govt-funded light relief from covid19:
SNEED
>The Hercules–Corona Borealis Great Wall contains many billions of galaxies, depending on how they are counted.
1 in 3 deaths are from a minority background
this really makes me think
you realize the dead americans are black and brown too right
About what?
did a cheeky lockdown shag lads
lock me up it was fucking worth it wooooyyyyyyyy
Mental that coloured people are just here and theyre always gonna be here for the rest of our lives and theres 0 we can do about it
same thing happens all the time with brits though - especially the crime stat thing
That's because they didn't drink their disinfectant.
Genuine question because I'm just curious. What is your obsession with the US and Americans? Is it just that you like baiting them? It seems like it goes beyond that at this point though.
just in general innit
Is the UK OK?
All americans are black and brown.
Six pack of disinfectant and a pack of menthols please.
Oh shit, better buy a gun!
reckon it's because pakis and that have big families
Aye. Yanks are queer.
Now let’s turn to America...
>deadliest coronavirus outbreak in the world
Oops!
Disinfectant martini?
>yanks keep posting anti-brit and anti-german garbage
>post about yanks
AAAAAH WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED??!!?!?
Fucking Ethics tutor hasn't bothered responding to an email I sent him about the deadline, fucking swear down it's like talking to a brick wall at times.
Not really. You see all the lads just shitposting about the disinfectant, they're having a bit of fun they're not laughing at how many people are fucking dying.
It's like ribbing on your mate only for them to storm off and come back and start stabbing people.
nah not where the germans settled in the midwest
>toilfu sent me a video of her chewing gum
what on earth did she mean by this
>literally all americans will die in the next few weeks
god I hope so
Especially Donald Trump
aah yes the so called 1/54th germans
You know this stems back to before today. Even other brit posters have called you out on it. You consistently post american baiting images 7 days a week.
Can you answer the question or will you just avoid it?
while in a /brit/ thread no less.
I'll put some disinfectant on ice.
yeah because brits don't bang on about school shootings in america etc
Oh shit, better buy a gun!
Hey Cleetus, we care about you and we need to talk about your disinfectant habit.
imagine simping for the yanks lmao
???
I’m not voting for trump.
He’s finished
>how many people are fucking dying.
Listen I'm anti-edge posting, but stop your fucking crying, you sound like a little whiney baby. "They've taken it too far!!!"
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GET SEXY RIGHT NOW /brit/
have a long, cold disinfectant and chill the fuck out.
not simping - just not delusional about discourse on Yas Forums
Oh shit, better buy a gun!
disinfectant on the rocks please barkeep
mutts of white countries are still white
what did yanks mean by this?
Don't forget your disinfectant!
I'm voting for him again!
Lol are you inserting "Yanks" for the girl who rejected you?
Not really, Great Britain existed before the US and while it is under its influence is independent. West-Germany was created on the basis of US occupation.
Am I supposed to care?
Want a sip of my disinfectant?
there is nothing i love more than dead brits
a country that will be fucked over by both the EU and the US
I am not drinking disinfectant because I am not a retarded trump supporter
Trump Lied
people died
It’s over
>my damage control only applies to me
lol cognitive dissonance
why are there so many yanks in /brit/ again
>put on a supposed study drum n bass playlist
>vocals on the tracks
Dettol, king of disinfectants!
mad how jfs are always the problem with /brit/
just like real life
just had a haircut
>Ctrl-F
>disinfectant
>31 results
HOWLING
>be american
>drink disinfectant
If I had a son I'd name him Sisyphus.
Everyone would call him Sissy. It would be his metaphorical boulder he would have to carry round with him his whole life.
Like that Johnny Cash song.