/brit/

Really bizarre how governments overreacted to the rona.
How did we not go into lockdown and shit when the ebola thing happened?

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Where do Deano and the lads go on holiday? I'm guessing usual places popular with Brits like Porto, Ibiza, Mallorca, Amsterdam, Kos, Zante. Croatia, Poland, etc.

For me? It's Hayling Island

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ebola on really hit africans

because ebola didn't come from a chinese lab and was a previously existing virus that has treatments

Pretty much. Krakow is becoming popular with Deano and Stacey these days too.

good jaw on that lad

*changes the rules of the game*

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no

>Poland
met some in Prague, never met one in Warsaw

i think that if you follow sports or play video games then you're an NPC

thanks would have missed where it was without that red line

The way its looking, everyone in the first world will probably become infected with Covid 19, and given it requires hospitalization, and there's a 2-5% chance of death, thats why.

Totally different and typing stuff like this shows how uninformed you actually are. Be quiet.

you've been crying over a dog and shovelling booze & shit food down your gullet for two weeks you gimp

shagaluf

don't like southern fairies
end of

miss living with the gf lads. i miss relaxing with her on a sunday afternoon completing challenges in hot shots golf world invitational, and she'd ask me if i want a sandwich, and then come back 30 minutes later with the most magnificent sandwich the world has ever seen, with perfectly cooked bacon, a homemade subsauce, handcarved grilled chicken, expertly sliced and portioned veggies, butter toasted bread... and i was just expecting a simple ham sandwich thrown together in a minute or two. she'd get the controller then, as this was a sandwiched to be savored and it was her turn anyway. we are separated by 300 miles currently and it will be this way for an unknown amount of time, a complicated story. heartache

my booty just went tooty

just had 2 bags of crisps
mccoys ready salted followed by mccoys cheddar and onion
could go for a 3rd ngl tbqhwy la x

Shagaluf feels too immature for Deano. I think he's more of an Ibiza man

People can do more than one thing at a time, sunshine. It's also more of a calling out the twats who are desperate to go back to toil

all bullshit
~15% of cases require hospitalisation and 99% of those are people with preexisting conditions
the true death rate could be ~0.3% which is slightly higher than the common influenza at 0.1%

foolish mong

really wish homealone was here

Sounds like you miss the sandwich more

post fucking snacks

every life is precious MY ARSE

Do americans really?

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On the goldbears lads. Best Haribo won't hear otherwise

shaga is his first holiday with the lads

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>eating sweets past the age of 14
hello manchild

Starting to feel a tad cidal lately guess me happy pills have gone kaput and decided not to work anymore lads

I describe them in list form now

You mean 190?

Exactly why I said it's too immature for Deano

That’s three times the death rate of influenza, not slightly higher

might get a takeaway for the 3rd night in a row

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where is are copealone? out exploiting his tenants?

never known anyone who's been to Prague who didn't go just to shag cheap prozzies. whats even in the city other than them?

gonna get on the beer afterwards. does this baffle and confuse you? i know it does

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shouldn't be eating that shite

what does this have to do with british culture?

is it worth plunging the country in the biggest depression of recorded history?

Dying for a burger lads
Only had 600 calories today, but I'm sick of being a fat cunt

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my record is 5. that also included 2 takeaways on the same day so it was 6 in 5 days. 2016 was a bad year for me

I’m 1/256th british that’s what

Virgin owes $6.8bn, with 10,000 creditors in queue

I went with the mrs and some friend couples
drink, mostly

Are you for real you utter goon? Prague is a stunning city

peng architecture

countries that arent really countries

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need this brought back without the gay elements

she IS the sandwich, have you not eaten food made from pure love?

i shag crisps

the hospitalization rate will be found to be much much lower as more antibody tests are carried out

Nope.

The whole idea of quarantine is not to prevent you from getting sick, but to prevent everyone from getting sick at once. Hospitals are already bogged down. Everyone in this thread will at the very minimum come into direct contact with the virus eventually if they already haven't, become a host, and potentially become infected. And potentially die from it. That's just a fact. And with their being no cure/vaccine in sight, that's why it's dangerous.

The Inbetweeners first movie is an average /brit/ user going on a Deano holiday just to give the general idea of what Deanos are to foreigners.

I want to go since I like Czech literature and I'm a big fan of Kafka. Heard they put a sex museum next too his one. Seems kind of ironic.

24 year old female, presented with shortness of breath, nausea, dizzyness and fatigue

Economic damage will much larger if we let coronavirus spread

how would you do it then

no you're not you ugly mutt freak
don't reply to me ever again

sweden would beg to differ

no way we should bail that tax-evading cunt out

let it fold, another airline will replace it

>depression

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just keep their trousers up

Corona bollocks

reddit space

dome and gloom prediction

reddit space

no source i just say so thats why

Only treatment is a shagging

The contemplation;

With the remainder of this months pay I shall put £500 into savings.
However,
I could either put a further £120 into savings or consoom some Dr Martens 1461s
OR
Put the £500 into savings, only consoom £40 on a pair of joggers I like and put the remaining £80 into savings.

complaining about having a funny tasting glass of Ribena earlier in the day

japan, south korea, sweden, taiwan seem to be doing just fine

Sweden where deaths per capita have soared ahead of its comparable neighbours in Norway and Denmark?

>eerrr akshully they're not countries they're democratic confederated republ-
shut the fuck up

alri Dave

>122077664
uh oh
stinky
then it’s a slap on the wrist. those boys will be skipping cross country the next day

the fact is that hospitals in england are more than half empty and even worse in the US
people are refusing to go to hospital and death rates for cancer/strokes/heart attacks are skyrocketing

right lads this is very interesting but lets get back to talking about the goldbears ok?

have a look at her fanny

Honestly, a lockdown for the depression epidemic is more logical than the lockdown for a meme virus you ignorant cunt

Good link thanks user

This is my meesge to all the white people of the United Kingdom on behalf of BAME people of colour.

Fuck you, fuck movies being filled with white people, fuck TV being filled with white people, fuck adverts being filled with white people. Fuck white people. We're human too but you can't even see that beyond your hatred can you?

prefer silverbears desu

and they won't suffer the kind of economic issues those countries will

cold
glass of OJ and send her home, NEXT

Can't find Mitchell and Webb S1 for download anywhere.

Japan has just gone into lockdown
South Korea and Taiwan haven’t just let it spread

>could be

That's the catch. We don't really know. The test we're using to detect it isn't very accurate. The antibody test studies conducted by Stanford and USC had a sensitivity and specificity of 50% bascially making them rubbish.

Mental the lengths "people" will go to to re-affirm mainstream narratives. Ants born to serve the hive mind.

The more you suffer the more I rejoice

dont care, didn't ask plus youre black

yes more people will die but the majority people are very unlikely to be working because of preexisting conditions so their economy will be functioning fine
countries with complete lockdowns are still experiencing lots more deaths per 1,000,000

based

>NOOOOO MUMMY DOESN'T LIKE THE SCISSORS! I'LL GET YOU MORE METH PLEASE SPARE ME!!!!!

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where is this twitter user watching TV and adverts from the 90s?

kinda wish I could take this trip and link it to a youtube account so i could be an online celebrity and have people donate to me

but then i'd lose all job prospects lol

Sweden’s economy is crashing hard like everyone else’s

I’m fasting today :)

mans just tryna bub a zoot, ya zimmi?

just stream it like a non mong

ordering a vegan kebab

Woah, edge

happeningfags increasingly on suicide watch with every additional antibody study which comes out

Looking at Bristol on the cheeky street view, it has parts which are peng but then so much brutalism turning things grim.

looks like im going to miss penis inspection day at toil because of lockdown but now toilberg has suggested whipping it out on a zoom meeting
bricking it

>no pub until 2021
oh the normies won't like this one bit

it's on youchoob