He's totally dead
He's totally dead
Evan Howard
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Jonathan Evans
Our main man Dennis Rodman will hopefully preset the eulogy for the people
Grayson Powell
who will rule nk then?
Carson Smith
dennis rodman will use his necromancer powers to resurrect the great satan and make greatest rap of best korea
Logan Price
volunteering
John Ramirez
Dennis Rodman
Ethan Johnson
Nobody. It'll be a coup with nukes
Hudson Morris
Is he infected? I need a news article to confirm this.
Benjamin Powell
He had heart surgery and hasn't been seen since. It doesn't sound like good news - given all the rumours north Korean media would want to show him off to show he's fine but he's not been seen at all. He also missed the biggest day in the North Korean calendar.
He might be fine. Maybe. But it's definitely unusual.
Dominic Moore
If dubs he's dead
Christopher Martinez
He's alive. He's just staying out of the spotlight for a while to generate buzz.
Evan White
me
Lincoln Sanchez
If he was well, he would have wanted to let the world know, don't you think?
reroll
Jayden Gomez
That wouldn't make sense internally. North Korean citizens currently have no idea if their leader is even alive - and rumours spread quickly. North Korea hates appearing weak, so it seems odd that they would do something that calls into question the health of their leader.
Brandon Hughes
>If he was well, he would have wanted to let the world know, don't you think?
Absolutely. They gain nothing from these rumours at all, especially at a time when there's uncertainty around the coronavirus.
This article summarises some of the big questions right now: newstatesman.com
Isaiah Reed
>No sign of him
>Planning of big parade
>China stocking loads of humanitarian relief they don't need themselves
>The US has been sending spy planes
Either he's dead or they're going full nukes
Jordan Adams
Waiting for him to resurrect in three days though
Owen Young
Dubs
He he will be alive but through a near death experience will become a ubermensch and propel North Korea in a prosperous age
Jaxson Nguyen
This girl.
Dominic Bailey
Numbers and the USA attacks NK after the corona pandemic
Robert Miller
Stop trying to get dubs. You can't.
Luke Ramirez
Watch me, *ngloid
Christian Martinez
Told you
William Baker
prepare to die
Sebastian Harris
dubs and kim is alive
Caleb Rodriguez
Well that's decided I guess.
Gabriel Johnson
Maybe he's in a coma
Jaxon Smith
phew...good
Dominic Robinson
Maybe they're actually planning a war
Adam Parker
well attacking when the world economy is stressed and global military readiness is decreased may be their only change for victory.
Cooper Miller
Not sure what victory would be classed as in this context.
Logan Phillips
Imagine in the regime fell millions of dirt poor uneducated unskilled nork serf refugees flooded into south korea... it would be the nail in the coffin for the global economy. Best thing we can do is keep Kim alive and in power to prevent a meltdown.
Owen White
wanna bet your anal virginity on that?