Coome to Brazil !!!

No one speak english nor spanish here

Listening to brazils top 50 on spotify as we speak proper SOUL

How does it feel to lick a hot girl's leg ?

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fuck she's so HOT. I would fucking pulverize that ass and pull her hair.

In Sao Paulo, where she lives, there are a good amount of people who speaks english

idk. I hear Sao Paulo is dangerous.

no i would get killed and these 'girls' would probably steal my wallet

>turkroach
just rape a bitch lmao I doubt anything will happen to you

>No one speak english nor spanish here

Is it strictly portuguese?

If you had to memorize some area of language first, what is the best? Food, directions, "pls don't kill me" or something else?

What does Brazil have that people should see? I want to know this from real brazilians.

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She probably can buy your family and sell them as slaves, Ahmat

>I suffer in Brazil

it increases testosterone

I've only licked chubby girls' legs, so I don't know if it's the same as "hot girl's leg", as you say.

>strictly portuguese
Yes, but I think some peeps might understand spanish and some wont.

>what does brazil have
I have lived in brazil since i were born (23 years) and all this time i've been around here i've just went to beaches from southeast which there's way less niggers around. I've been to and you should check it out:
>ubatuba
>guaruja
>florianópolis

I also like to hike on public plazas of my city a lot and you know, do /out/ walks while I drink a beer and go for a reading, but I dont think it's something a tourist would like to do.
I can only advise you to not go to places where theres mostly niggers around, like RIO or SÃO PAULO. If you still want to visit these shitholes you should hang out and visit just the wealthier places you can find.
I've never been to these pooplands nor I want to but I think if I had a gun to my head forcing me to go there I would probably go for something less niggerish

Can't you just fuck off back to Yas Forums or did you get btfo so hard you're going to stay here for a month? I cringe everytime I see you posting nigger

So are you from Rio or São Paulo?

I'm from the south retard

I don't think São Paulo is that dangerous if you just walk through the wealthy/middle class areas.

I'm speaking as someone from the northeast.

You're from South Retard? That's dumb.
So, I don't care if you mind but, I'm from South Region, nigger. You should've learn the importance of a comma already, nigger.

The dollar is almost six bolsonaros here.
If you gain like 3k dollars a month here right now this would place you amongst the 10% of the country.

Do Brazilians really?

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How bad is Região Nordeste?

damn. desu I make more than double that a month, but I still think i'd rather wfh in mexico than brasil

low IQ post

low IQ post

false

>y-you forgot comma
Keep coping faggot, in the end you're just a monkey seeking validation from others
Once a mongrel, always a mongrel

This is a standard family from north region.
That's just a little taste of the disgusting part of Brazil.

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>Região Nordeste?

You´re that retard portuguese, right

What? No I'm German from Germany. Was just curious because you hear a lot of negative things about this part of the country.

based

>The blonde one
what

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How was it ?

she's white ok

What are they trying to convey in this picture? I don't get it.

If you gain 6k right now your equivalent would be 24 thousand reais monthly

That's a LOT of cash. If we're going to be absolutely degenerates lets say that most high class prostitutes cost like 300 bucks. With 24 thousand you can fuck up to 80 of those chicks in a month.

pretty good

standard south family good
north family niggers bad

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Well at the end of the day, i’m probably more wealthy than most of the population in your country, including Sul do Brasilfags.

Anyways, I plan on visiting SP, Floripa, and Salvador next year. I speak passable Portuguese. What should I expect?

ya, but. at what cost? IDK man. Brazil just doesn't seem comfy to me. I only frequent mexico because it sort of reminds me of where I was born, but not a thousand times as expensive (Southern California).

Nordestino here.
It's alright. I think you need to know someone to fully enjoy the SOUL of Nordeste while not getting scammed for all you're worth.

If you ever want to come to Pernambuco, I'll give you a tour, show you the delicacies, the beaches and then show you some good prostitutes. I just ask you to also pay for my shit because shit is just very cheap for you guys right now.

I'll go work there soon, I hope I'll fuck a lot of trannies during my stay

I mean i'd say if you stay in the tourist designated places Brazil is pretty comfy too.
Nice beaches, nice girls, nice food.

I'd say it's probably worth it.

Same for us

1 USD = 5.2 Reais

i had white hair as a kid too and now i look quite dark, it's normal

Brazil>Mexico. Get out of your comfort zone

5.71 right now mayne.
It will surely cross 6 after today's events