Reasons why French is a superior language to German

>Only being good looking matter.
Fucking based. I can't stand all these cringy incels who think Chad slays pussy because he speaks an idiom instead of another.

The French accent is the world's sexiest.

>FRENCH PUSY SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

woaaaaaah it's easy for a romanian who speaks a romance language to learn another romance language??? WHAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKJ WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pourquoi pas? Est-ce que mieux d'apprendre l'arabique ou quoi?

> bröder, just don't pronounce fifth of letters
> gehen, sehen

You are saying that French is easy because you are Romanian, your native language is similar.
It's like a Russian says that Ukrainian is easy.

> gehen, sehen
All five are being pronounced

Both French and German are awful, written and spoken

French
>tons of Homophones
>"Qu'est-ce que c'est"
>H aspiré
>words in sentence tend to fuse together when spoken fast
>writing "Christian" as "Chrétien"

German
>having a gorillion variants of "the"
>Polish-tier spelling: "Tschechische"
>capitalized nouns. The Pig in the Barn is the same as the Emperor.

Maybe it is the media exposure of our generation but spoken English sounds better than both of these, not as rough and full of consonants like German, not stripped down with hollow words that all sound the same and nasally and French And written English is still as fucking retarded as French.

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>>easier syntax
Much more complicated to pronounce.
>>no counterintuitive grammar cases
You what?
>>the gender of the nouns is not arbitrary but it is phonetic, you’ve seen 10 words of the specific group you know them all
Absolute subjective BS because you're a native of the same language family. I could literally claim the same for German. You will ALWAYS have to learn the article with the noun, period. There is no one-fits-all system to grammatical gender.
>>you can misgender the whole sentence and it will still make sense
Same for German. People will still understand you. And in German, you wont fuck up the grammar of the whole sentence.
>>far more common words with English
Bullshit. English is a Germanic language. The amount of french rooted words might be high for that, but your claim is still untrue.
>>common legal expressions with other European languages too since it used to be ‘lingua franca’ for contracts for centuries
Nigger there are dozens of civil law systems in the world that where derived from OUR system or downright adapted it.
Also legalese is always a different animal.
>>easier on the throat and tongue
If you have a cold maybe.
>>the upcoming administrative language of the European Union after Brexit
Not gonna happen for logistic reasons and also not how langues in the EU work.
>>even an African can learn it
Who even wants that? Also the negroes that speak French happen to speak it as their native language. They are all shit at learning a new language as an adult. The majority is stupid and lazy. I know, I used to teach them.

Now shut up you uneducated languagelet. All your points are merely subjective and shitty at that.

Shut up, you even admit to thinking fucking English is hard. You have nothing of value to add.
German spelling is very logical compared to other langues.
Also 3 articles are apparently a "gorillion". Gipsy nigger can't count to 3, colur me surprised.

No, the idea was that English spelling is dumb.
English itself is easy and also sounds nicer than German.

based
this is schwa elision however, which is common in many languages (English and French too) as it's unstressed in most of them
I think I remember reading that Russian also drops vowels sometimes
the second 'e' usually isn't unless you're speaking very formally or deliberately. maybe in some dialects it is, idk.

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The rest of my points still stand, worthless gipsy nigger.

>easier syntax
i dont even know what syntax means so your point is invalid
>no counterintuitive grammar cases
so?
>the gender of the nouns is not arbitrary but it is phonetic, you’ve seen 10 words of the specific group you know them all
so?
>you can misgender the whole sentence and it will still make sense
so?
>far more common words with English
this is just blatantly a bad thing
>common legal expressions with other European languages too since it used to be ‘lingua franca’ for contracts for centuries
who the hell talks about legal terms like ever?
>easier on the throat and tongue
i don't think it is, at least for me
>the upcoming administrative language of the European Union after Brexit
this isnt good either. Fuck EU
>even an African can learn it
a romanian will still probably have difficulty

wtf i love listening to girls speak german? I swear i'm not nazi LARPing or anything, i just think it sounds very pleasant.

>i dont even know what syntax means so your point is invalid
In short: "Sentence order", etc.

And your girls love listening to me speaking German. What is it with your chicks and their lady boners for Germans?

implying finnish chicks don't have lady boners for everyone but us :D Well it's not like German ladies dont like Finns too (or maybe just Nordics in general), we should just trade ;)

Got some that don't want to play with knives in bed?

wanna suck those tits desu

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>Language discussion
>Nigger monkey enters
>Ooga Booga, gimme them white tddiex to suck
Without fail.
You savages belong into mines and onto fields under strict supervision, and nothing else.

*tiddies

fuck off

Shut up and kys, nigger monkey.

>easier syntax
>no counterintuitive grammar cases
This has to be bait.