/brit/
The Virgin Normie
>Crying to go back to toil
>Committing suicide because can't go to the pub
>Going insane from lack of attention
>Frantically shaving head for social media and something to do
>Boredom driven madness
The Chad COYS
>Stimulating my mind with learning new skills
>Lounging in the sun sipping whatever cocktail I please from my vast array of liqueurs and spirits
>Using free time to relearn instruments at my pleasure
>Enlightening my brain with various Critereon Collection cinéma, Alfred Hitchcock and other classics
lol
sputtering at the idea of that fat namefag cunt waiting for the new thread just to post that ahahah
mm, could go for some venison right about now
Criterion Collection channel isnt available in the UK
t. tried to get it yesterday
howling
absolutely outed as a jf larp
for me? its curry qts with cute brown nipples
are you allowed to kill the baby ones
I was actually just done typing it in the old thread when the new one was posted so ctrl+v'd
>Not owning physical copies
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. Those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
Very strange being in the navy right now lads. For the past two months we've been preparing to respond to a COVID mass casualty scenario and set up hospitals everywhere/deliver supplies and stuff but then nothing ended up happening. I suppose it's a good thing but now we've got fuck all to do
it's on tpb, you can download it there lad
>go to shops
>oh you're english?
>ye
>what part of england are you from
>wales
>you know wales isnt in england right
>they all laugh at me
ill get them back for this
Thank you for your service.
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
you ever get pegged by a milf CO?
johnny applesneed
>syderrz.jpg
the naval ensign is peng
should be our normal flag
Whats the navy like
pirate bay and imdb are available in the UK
hahahaha
Is it normal to feel completely unqualified to do the jobs you’re applying for?
is this a good ball kick (genuine question)
If you have to ask mate...
Wtf is wrong with his eye
this lockdown is terrible, i havent had sex for 8 months haha
depends really, a lot of it is imposter syndrome but sometimes you just generally shit at things
i think having this would be kinda funny, cause you know, you'd expect a big ol deer head but it's just a mouse. yeah... I think ill get one of these
its too expensive for me?
I’m hoping after the anti body tests prove immunity everyone will realise how silly we’ve been and we can all go back to normal.
heard that's part of the HR (fucking cunts) playbook these days. they do this to put off unconfident applicants.
I believe the deanos call it "pwn3d"
ah masti chat, twas a different time
I'm in a similar position, Just kidding in the Air Force we're literally being paid to be NEETs, I've worked one day in the past 2 months. (still being paid and housed and fed)
Shall not touch the bevvies again until the end of this cursed month of April
Would you root a prossie from a third world country?
haha yeah me neither hahah
*has another beer*
government should make raping oriental ladies legal
I wish
Better than the army
worse than the chair force
The only good part is that most of the fleet is based in Sydney so we're not stuck in some middle of nowhere shithole
too scared to fuck any prozzie cause of the aids
>drops it onto a lads foot from 50 yards, so the lad doesn't even have to break stride.
I would say it's pretty good
*careful scrutinises the list of third world countries*
hmm
Take me back to 2000s bros
shagged a prozzie from madagascar and one from ghana
>autistic incel bender who joined the navy because it was the only thing he could think to do with his pathetic life shits on the based air force for the 67670236th time
ah yes
Getting my daily dose of Colin Furze and SmarterEveryDay
given their pay it doesnt seem remarkable
I'm not shitting on the air force, all of their facilities are better than us and they get paid more
The only thing I'm seething about is not joining up with them instead
Madagascar be kidding me!
youtube.com
Experiencing the early 2000s in american suburbs must have been so fun.
yeah well my uncle was in the air force before he got blown up by the ema in the eastern rhodesian island worries
Wtf, you guys dont all get paid the same rate across the branches?
no
and what does that have to do with British culture?
For me its latina prostitution but cba getting beheaded
business thoughts: purchase madagascar and make it into an ibiza type party island
Don't have a single drop of military blood in my veins.
i imagine its pretty much the same now if you substitute coke and booze for various prescribed opiods
hope not most of them have the aids
Not certain specialist positions which they have more of, if you're just a normal enlisted grug then yes
for me it's being a slave to the zog
for me its amsterdam prossies
even if trump meant ingest rather than inject, is he really telling people to drink bleach? bit weird
I can never tell is this meme supposed to be sarcastic
Got more military might in my childhood lego box than the Australian navy
uganda be kidding me
theres a fuckton of brazilians escorts in the uk for some reason, bit too ethnic for my tastes though
Mental that South Africa (the country not the poster) is still puttering along
>I can never tell is this meme supposed to be sarcastic
Alri
>i could care less
hearing this makes me genocidal
wag'warn ma slime
>im in the navy btw teehee :v
fucking
fuck
well I...
Lucky for you, I'm in a specialist role and I get paid minimum wage like everyone else
how many is a brazillians
...never
cant stand people from south of birmingham, might aswell be france
For me its romanian prostitution but not the ones with the big noses, half of them have some proper beaks on them
uganda be shitting me
new zealand mentioned (in the show I'm watching)
The Non-family
Stunned
for me its stroking my dick to anime girls looking disgusted at me
dont need prossies when ive got this
This is really racist
how do i win a streetfight lads
any tips from the resident hardmen
they usually provide a shit service with a giant attitude, atleast the ones here do
honestly though fuck the who and fuck the nhs
imagine the utter state of the cretin who drew that
Check this out for the most bizzare news story in a good while:
>The captain of a nuclear-powered submarine is under investigation after being filmed having a “rave-themed barbecue” in a Plymouth dockyard.
Assumed this was another tiktok dance from the thumbnail
why are they bowing? this isn't japan or whatever
lol
dont get it
Can name every superhero in this picture.
even the three in the middle?
Ik this is incel but couldnt you just rape the girl not pay her who tf is gonna believe a prostitute
love 69'ing the gf (with me on top)
incel learns why pimps exist
nightwalk toil looms
goto a boxing or wrestling/jew jitsu gym, if you have any amount of hand to hand training it will set you well ahead of the majority of people
Oh true
sucking a poo
can see my house