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contracted diabetes from a Pepsi Max (cherry)
makes me realise how long im spending here when i start to see the same OPs being repeated each day
Respect Zoilberg.
clue's in the name mate, nobody needs maximum sugar in a drink
thoughts and prayers x
Very impressed with my Medium Bristle Marvis Toothbrush and Aquatic Mint Marvis Toothpaste
Is it too early to make a big lunch? Do normal society rules even apply at this point?
And to tell you the truth? I think God's here still. In a sweet lovin' westland over the hill
B&Q OPENING
B&Q OPENING
CORONAVIRUS IS OVER
you get what you deserve
And to tell you the truth? I can't go free. I need the master's leash more than it needs me.
How do you tell if you're chad/chadlite/normie or incel?
airport rules
have a pint with it
OI M8 THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE NO WORRIES
The sun is over the yardarm lad. You can do what you like. Unless you’re fasting for Ramadan?
Woke up at 4 in the morning and carried on drinking, not the best idea in hindsight
And to tell you the truth? I miss all the laughs, of loving one another like sociopaths. So I'm waitin', I'm waitin', I'm waitin', I'm waitin'... for angels to carry me back home.
nurses did a lot of work during the war as well but didn't get the credit because they werent murdering people
Feel a bit sorry for Trump here. All he asked was about the effectiveness of using disinfectants inside the body, he said three times that he didn't know but he just asked.
Cue the media saying "TRUMP SAID INJECT POISON INTO YOUR LUNGS WHAT A RETARD".
And that's completely leaving aside the fact that plenty of therapies use otherwise toxic substances in small doses. TB, chemo, antiretrovirals par example.
Wondered why I feel shitty throughout the day everyday until about 3pm. Thought it was drugs or alcohol, turns out it was drinking multiple coffees with no breakfast.
youtube.com
you
just
know
whats the most number of sockets you can put into a power strip extension cable ?
meme toothbrush
t. dentist
however many sockets it has mate, they wouldn't make it with that many if it couldn't handle that many simple as
here we are then
Can’t really feel bad for him tho can you
morning doug
FUCK THE CCP and this shitty virus
chad/chadlite: you notice women flirting with you when you go out, women approach you, you hear rumours about women having feelings for you from friends or colleagues, women laugh at things you say and generally want to be near or around you
normie: neither chad nor incel
incel: NEET, virgin, ugly, mentally ill
Rorke injecting his mum with UV light
bet your little whatsapp group would've loved that
only have 1 coffee in the morning and another in the afternoon and that does me. occasionally do an evening one if its a family dinner for a special occasion and i'll be drinking later into the night
One minute you're a dentist, the next you're dealing with stock brokers all day. What profession will you have tomorrow?
EK EK DIN AB LAGTA HAI EK SAAAAL
TERE BINA AB MERA BHI HAI YEHI HAAL
AA PYAR KAR
DUNIYA SE DARR
MAT DURR JA
MAT PASS AA
ME SHISHA HUN PATTHAR NAHI
JOI JORR JAWANI PAR NAHINN
DHEERE DHEERE BOL KOI SUN NA LE
KOI SUN NA LE KOI SUN NA LEEE
Don’t forget you often have women telling you you are hot on nights out
prefer not to say
I am a danger to the boyfriend of any girl I meet. Women are drawn to me as a moth is drawn to a flame
Lockdown can lick my shitter
big penile energy
ive seen some with only 1-2 and others that have like 9-10 slots
can it go beyond that
bf is playing dnd with his friends
wish i had friends to play dnd with
tfw no friends
I usually only have one or two anyway but it makes my head feel foggy and stomach a bit shit if I haven’t eaten or if I’m already hungover
pic of me going to the fridge
Cancelled my Soyify Premium trial
Swecucks btfo
*raises knob*
daisy chaining extensions cords around my skirting board so i dont need to stretch to charge my iphone
Do you want to suckle on my peenus weenus?
the american dream
>Gardner's World is back
BASED
Is this literally even achievable without roids
been trying for three years now
Had a dream where I was being completely and utterly handled. Made me very horny
If I were a chad
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
with a girl next to me and go
out the very next night
find a new girl
i'd take her back, all happy,
and i'd never get called out for it
cause they'd all deeply love me
...
can smell a smell coming from outside akin to raw sewage
council will be hearing about this mark my words
She wants a man with cig burns on his boxers
You have to have the chad mindset as well mate, something you lack
Alri Emmett.
Boselli is a freak of nature (High IQ and physique) but he's natty
just shat on this bloke's driveway
...
chad minset is just result of positive reinforcement from a young age
the apex predator
>call it a nothingburger for weeks
>family member is in intensive care
We were gonna go to his birthday party last month but canceled cause of the virus. Afaik he's never left his house, man fuck this shit. He has another infection out of nowhere too wtf, fuck this shite
Can't decide whether to put an extra £120 into my savings or consoom those Doc Martens I've been after
Indeed, you can’t just magic that up
probably not. anyone ive seen with muscles that size irl have been huge protein shaking body builders . dont think you can be skinny with massive pecs like that
#StayInside
#DefeatCoronavirus
#ProtectTheNHS
had toast for dinner
not got much else
I work for the council and I can assure you I and my department would not lift a finger for someone who uses words such as akin.
sure he is and sure you were
Azula
>you reap what you sow
hoping the best for the both of you
Feeding a pool noodle up my colon.
had a dream where I met tom scott and got a selfie with him
>he's never left his house
once again proving the lockdown is pointless, reckon a huge percentage of the country has had it without knowing at this point
What if I'm NEET and mentally ill but shag alot off Tinder but don't really go outside otherwise?
which ones?
Used to be a chad till i had a psychotic episode due to smoking weed at 13, cue jez
Oh man, he's just like me
Should he use Urdu words instead? Councils in this country only do anything for pakis. Both tory and labour.
reckon I've had 3 different entities control my body for different stages of my life
If that’s true you are a grade A mong and deserved it
The trick to Tinder is lying about everything
Aw shit this is the wrong thread
Ohoho very apt and astute comment there, fancy yourself a modern day Enoch do you sonny?
Once, I was a shagger of fannies
Now, I am a shagger of minds
Spoopy
Holy fuck, Okinawa tinder is so dire HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
don't think you should be classing yourself using meme terms desu, just be you lads.
I had the worst flu I've had in my life back in January, when I was living in London and taking the tube every day. Starting to strongly suspect it was corona desu.
Also returned to work after a few days, despite feeling like shit and probably being highly infectious, because I wanted to demonstrate to toilberg that I was made of strong stuff. Probably indirectly responsible for hundreds of deaths now lmao
Yeah forgot all the neets here are top shaggers, mental that
Depends on whether you shag hotties or slampigs. I'd say you're just a failed normie. If you're fucking hotties, then you're probably a schizo chad.
Reminds me of the time I was a massive normie until I got beaten up with a crowbar and didn't go out for 2 years haha
Thoughts on these simping over a /brit/ poster?
don't think tinder is popular in nippon
you have to write that again in english mate
i have no idea what you're asking
it's lockdown mate, this isn't normal daytime /brit/, me and my shagger brigade are here as well
Where did it all go so wrong?