White ppl b like "darling, I'm feeling adventurous with my cooking today"

white ppl b like "darling, I'm feeling adventurous with my cooking today"

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ahahhaha they really do be like that

white ppl b like "no more bröder wars, i'm 12 % irish, 23% anglo, 43% german, 25 % russian but 110 % white!"

ahhahhaa thats whites in a nutshell for you

White ppl be like "Yes, I do fuck dogs. How did you know?"

wypp be liek "mhhh this bread needs more sugar"

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White people be like the sun is too spicy lmaooooo

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white people be like "no bread for me please, I have a gluten allergy"

ahahahah it would appear that even white bread is too spice for white ppl!!!

Yt ppl b like "gosh darn it, I really feel like contributing to society and not committing any violent crime today"

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cringe

wh*te people be like grrrr im angry im gonna punch this drywall

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yppo be like "but not too much sugar, I'm on a low carb diet"

white ppl b like "would you like a piece of this chocolate mayo cake? it's an old family recipe"

ypp be like "meatlof be my staple food"

white people be lieke "yeah honey you can practice with your personal trainer Jamal"

ITT whites larping as black twitter

ypipo b lyk "i'll get a diet coke please, gotta watch my sugar intake haha"

seething y*kubite

I wish I wasn't white...

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why pp be like "darling i'm feeling kinky today, let's have not under the blanket, but on it"

In my school mensa, they label it as "spicy" when they really mean it is "salty as fuck".

yppl b lyk "I prefer my chickenbreast medium rare"

white people be like, "we are in an open relationship"

White people be like, "water is too boring for me.".

white people be like "now listen here jimmy bob jr., it's impolite to slurp one's soup"

ypp be like we took this mushroom from them

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white ppl be like, "I cannot get laid, this is racism,"

why ppl be like, "we wuz Greeks and Romans and sheet"

cringe

white ppl be like, "i just LOVE heavy metal, nothing else matters is my favorite song"