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dont do them a lot but do love getting fucked on drugs

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ikr
on another note I'm obsessed with indian joker and coffin dance memes

NOT a fan

I have never made a thread that has 50+ replies

common scapegoat for mongs on the internet

master race innit. white people are our slaves

oy vey! did you forget the 60 billion?

not their biggest supporter

yep and our government gave into the mongs on Twitter, leftypol once again harms the working class by ensuring hundreds of thousands will be unemployed

Had two beers (bottled) and I am ROCKING. How tf are we cunts

german nationalism on the rise

Just over two hours until the end of toil for the day.

nah not a fan (although I behave like a jew in matters of finance)

wonder what pronoun I'll go as today

absolutely none.

On this day in British History

>1066 – Halley's Comet is sighted and sparks English monks to predict the country will be destroyed
>1558 – Mary, Queen of Scots, marries the Dauphin of France, François, at Notre Dame de Paris.
>1916 – Easter Rising: Irish rebels, led by Patrick Pearse and James Connolly, launch an uprising in Dublin against British rule and proclaim an Irish Republic.
>1916 – Ernest Shackleton and five men of the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition launch a lifeboat from uninhabited Elephant Island in the Southern Ocean to organise a rescue for the crew of the sunken Endurance.
>1918 – World War I: First tank-to-tank combat, during the second Battle of Villers-Bretonneux. Three British Mark IVs meet three German A7Vs.
>1953 – Winston Churchill is knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.
>1957 – Suez Crisis: The Suez Canal is reopened following the introduction of UNEF peacekeepers to the region.
>1990 – Gruinard Island, Scotland, is officially declared free of the anthrax disease after 48 years of quarantine.
>1993 – An IRA bomb devastates the Bishopsgate area of London

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Give it a few weeks. They’ll backpedal.

Meant to be doing wfhtoil but I'm watching Bowden speeches instead

Literally and unironically just had a seizure lol

Probably, but most of the financial damage has already been done, at least we will get the pub back sooner

they won't have political support to keep it like this in summer once everyone sees that swedes and even amis are reopening without any significant problems

our government is split up powerwise but i expect the north/NRW will reopen, followed by the east, while retarded bavarian cunts stay locked down, until they get bitter and reopen

didn’t ask

ADVANCED UAV IS BINGO FUEL, WE’RE PULLING OUT

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watched nuremberg (2000) last night
why do yank films always have to have a forced romance subplot
also was hermann goering that based in real life?

good
hope you have another one you yank piece of shit

Got me weekend shopping in de lads

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put chilli on in the slow cooker

My girlfriend has such a low sex drive lads but I love her for lots of other reasons
Its so unfair
Wish shed just shag me more out of kindness

Most people die in hospital which is why I avoid them

An interesting point I heard raised is that the closure of pubs affects MPs too, since they won’t be able to go to their little VIP lounges. They’re going to get fed up eventually too.

I always murder that annoying motherfucker.

they are too powerful to not be involved in things somehow

The what?

Me guesstimates your height around 5'10

tell her maybe you'll get a compromise. or try and up her sex drive

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thank you taking part in this scientific experiment
*clobbers you at full force over the head with a large hammer*
... interesting
*walks off jotting down notes on my board as your lifeless corpse lies in an expanding puddle of blood*

>hightops
freak

how often do you shag?

Scotland is finished here

Lots of kiwi flags defo maori mutt

dont recall asking

You the guy that owns the orange ford?

Refuse to believe there are that many people in new zealand

i had a french great-grandmother who moved to poo peeland too
are we related?

New dash cam australia upload brb in 10

I think I might know your gf based on that description.

If you’re who I think you are, then she told me that she feels bad about the fact she’s not in the mood often too, but she’s glad that you’re understanding about it. She’s a good girl— Don’t let go of her.

Ahahaha

they weren't all alive at the same time

must be

healthwholeness.com/self-improvement/the-top-6-ways-to-increase-sex-drive-in-women/

why do autists make these? no one cares

would anyone played COD with me?

But really I’m not kidding I just had a seizure that lasted for like 3 seconds

Completely lost control of my body and muscles were just doing what they wanted but I was completely aware the whole time. Fuck

come home white man

Whenever Diego's not in the general, all the posters should be asking, "Where's Diego?"

kek, yes i am

Imagine not being 2nd generation so you know exactly what your lineage is

Good post as always

Thought I recognised those kicks
god bless

very cringe. sort yourself out.

good reply as always

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reckon dom cummer posts on Yas Forums, no I don't need to show proof

as in rizzle kicks?

Sounds freaky

Robert Webb's novel got a good review

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Oh that makes sense

>2nd generation

You're not even australian lol

kiwilad i just sniffed it didnt put it up my hole

HIDE YOUR WILLIES
I'M WANKOCIDAL

why

Monica has just uploaded NEW pics to her Onlyfans account lads, one word : PHWOARRR

well worth the price to get you through the lockdown

mad how it only took a hundred years for britain to become an irrelevant backwater shithole

shes getting plowed on the side lol

Yeah I’m not sure if I should see a doctor about it or not

your shoes lad

hope you're using the lockdown to sharpen your french, lad

>Wish shed just shag me more out of kindness
It's time to stop asking for permission cheers

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How much is he paying people to subscribe to him?

haha not at all unfortunately